Huh? "Happy Endings" massage?
 

Hey a friend invited me and some Brothers to get a massage at a local place . . .

He said it was a great massage at a reasonable price and that it had a "Happy Ending" with a big smile . . .

I just smiled and nodded . . . but what the heck is a "happy ending?"

Re: Huh? "Happy Endings" massage?
 

Dude...you're gonna get a handjob. Don't ask question...just go in and smile.

-Rudey

LOL well put Rudey. Food for thought: if they have like "trucker discounts" and really cheap and cheesy billboards, chances are they aren't gonna just rub your shoulders

These are Release Massages:eek:
Lots of these places here in Miami...........................!

honestly, i don't see how any handjob can feel so good it's worth paying for. i mean, why pay for something you can easily do yourself?

Haha I have no idea if they have any place that does them i nthe country and I wouldn't doubt it. However I know a few kids that did this semester at sea program who said practically half their boat (like a couple hundred boys AND girls) totally got off at a massage parlor in Thailand.

-Rudey

"So you'd better go back to your bars, your temples, your massage parlors.
One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free.
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
A little flesh, a little history.
I can feel an angel sliding up to me.
One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstacy.
One night in Bangkok makes a tough guy tumble
Can't be too careful with your company.
I can feel the devil walking next to me."

Sorry, I just had to throw in the random quote from Chess because this thread reminded me of it. :):p

Re: Re: Huh? "Happy Endings" massage?
 

LOL! :D

Rudey, you are a sluut Puppy!

Rude Crude, Barbaric and Totally Socialably Unexceptable!

But Gawd Luv Ya Man!:D

The most expensive I ever had was the one I was married to!:(

Actually there were three prices . . .

A basic level massage . . . an intermediate and an "advanced" . . . all for the same amount of time.

I guess there are different "Happy Endings?"

I'm sure that they'll "play with your prostate" in one...

-Rudey

Now I can't get that song out of my head. I have been going around the office singing. I had almost forgot about that song with Murray Head. Your post was the first bright spot of my day!

And don't forget the line " Tea, girls, warm and sweet, some are set up in the Somerset Maugham suite" lol

Wow, I'm shocked that someone else actually knows this song. I was in a theater group that did Chess my senior year of college, and no one had ever heard of the show. My boyfriend played Freddy, so he got to sing "One Night in Bangkok." It was hysterical. I'm glad that it brightened your day! :)

"I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine."--That's my favorite part of the song, hehehehe. (For those of you not familiar with the musical Chess, written by Bjorn and Benny of ABBA and Tim Rice, Freddy sings this song while surrounded by Thai prostitutes. ;))

I am a musical buff so that's why I knew it. My favorite line is a tossup between " I'd let youwatch, I'd would invite you but the queens we use would not excite you " and "Get Thai'd you're talking to a tourist who's every move is among the purist". That's it on the subject the thread will not be turned into a Chess thread lol.