Sorority Life: The GC Game
 

Okay, if you watch the train wreck that is MTV's Sorority Life, let's play a little home game...

What is your definition of "un-Sigma-like" behavior?

( funniest answer wins :D :p ;) )

What do we get if we win?? A rhinestone Greek 101 t-shirt?? Oh, I could only hope!!!

i want to play...does the looser get bitch-slapped by her "pledge sisters" and can we all live in a make-believe "pledge house" that was decorated by ikea and has a pool????

alrighty...on being "Un-Sigma like" (oh, this could get really dirty!)

One shalt not wear enough makeup to make a clown jealous, nor shall one be grinded on by men, women, or pledge sister. As well as, one shall disobey all regulations set up by the chapter and not be punished for it, but shall have a "talking to" if this said pledge was talked about behind her back.

Those pledges who do talk behind each other's back shall be praised as tattle-tells by all older sisters. Also, those pledges who slap others in the face, shall be not confronted by other sisters. These incidents merely will be swept under the rug. It is also possible for a pledge to miss out on a mandatory event if they are thirsty and need coffee, no reprocussions shall ensue.

Unsigma like behavior:

Stuff that the actives do but its okay because it isn't shown ;)

The Ten Commandments of Being Un-Sigma-Like (break any of these and you are un-sigma-like)

I am MTV thy god. Thou shalt watch no other networks before me.
Remember to keep holy Greek101.com.
Thou shalt go through a bottle of hairspray every day.
Thou shalt drink only Aquafina water in the house.
Thou shalt not BE CAUGHT drinking alcohol in the house.
Thou shalt not celebrate thy 21st birthday with thy pledge sisters.
Thou shalt not cockblock.
Thou shalt bitch-slap thy sisters if thou so wishes, without fear of repercussion.
Thou shalt not miss mandatory pledge events, unless thou hast a valid excuse, like wanting to go to a bar instead.
If thy name is Dede, thou shalt not appear on camera for more than five seconds at a time.

ROFLMAO!! The person next to me is trying to talk to me, and I'm not even paying attention because I'm laughing so hard at this!! Hahahaha!!! This is the funniest thing I have ever read. :D :D You get my vote for winner.

So when is IKEA delivering my new furniture?? :D

we are still trying to build you your very own pledge house where you won't be able to drink in it....oh, alright, if you really want to drink in it, it's ok. i won't tell.

You forgot one commandment:

Thous Shalt not Run into Glass doors and get them dirty because your drunk ass just fell in the dirt as well!

Although, we all watch it so were hypocrits I guess. Kinda like a car crash... you just can't help but look.

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Originally posted by aephi alum
The Ten Commandments of Being Un-Sigma-Like (break any of these and you are un-sigma-like)

I am MTV thy god. Thou shalt watch no other networks before me.
Remember to keep holy Greek101.com.
Thou shalt go through a bottle of hairspray every day.
Thou shalt drink only Aquafina water in the house.
Thou shalt not BE CAUGHT drinking alcohol in the house.
Thou shalt not celebrate thy 21st birthday with thy pledge sisters.
Thou shalt not cockblock.
Thou shalt bitch-slap thy sisters if thou so wishes, without fear of repercussion.
Thou shalt not miss mandatory pledge events, unless thou hast a valid excuse, like wanting to go to a bar instead.
If thy name is Dede, thou shalt not appear on camera for more than five seconds at a time.
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Excuse me while I clean the Vanilla Coke off my monitor. ROFMLAO!:D aephialum, you have my vote!! That was too funny!!!

Oh now come on...when Jordan ran into that glass door, I nearly peed my pants laughing!! THAT was funny, and incidents like that happen all the time at my school :)

As for un-sigmalike behavior:

- Removing your Greek101 shirt for laundering
- Not sitting in the bar staring at your new members having a better time than you ever will
- Having an active sister besides the NME and Asst. NME at any new member activity
- Not saying cockblock 37 times in one evening
- Not slapping your pledge sister across the face when she wants to get her groove on with some crackhead
- Not being as loud as humanly possible when you're wrecked

When MTV and Greek101.com send you all your promotional logo clothing! Oh yeah, you got my vote too because the only un-Sigma-like behavior I could think of is:

http://www.plauder-smilies.de/happy/invasion.gif

I have this vision of a bunch of happy Sigmas, having fun together doing something. Anything. Dancing, partying, having an in-house retreat, planning their future, whatever. But the one behavior that we, as viewers, just haven't seen much of are happy, smiling Sigma faces. And that makes me really sad, because I have to believe that as a sisterhood they have a great time together most of the time. Unfortunately, the production and editing of the tv show leads me to think that they have a less than pleasant experience and I know that *can't* be true.

Christin

Sorry, no IKEA. :( But if you're lucky, maybe I can find you a "Do You Yahoo?" sticker for your laptop! hehe ;)

Wow those were all incredible!!!! They made me laugh tremendously!

I just find it really really sad that the same people on here that were worried about the poor-sister stereotypes being portrayed on TV are the same ones that are displaying the behavior that they condemn.

This is really sad. Christin hit it on the head when she suggested that we really are a happy fun bunch. MTV doesnt want to show that