THAT GUY at work
 

Would it seem wrong if I were to smash a computer over the guys head that sits directly behind me? I think if I were given any three wishes, 2 of them would be to never hear him speak or tell another awful story again

NO! I encourage you to go for it! *Whoops! I didn't know where that monitor went!!*

Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays!

*ducks and runs* :D ;)

Seriously, though, perhaps ear plugs will do the trick, or maybe you can request to be moved to a different location.

Nope, impossible...it's the only workstation in the plant. It's this annoying as shit guy who spends all day talking about his porsche, making assanine jokes that everyone else laughs at to not make him feel like the tool that he is...it is utterly frustrating!

Key his Porsche? j/k :D

I had some very annoying coworkers who would do things like play their music too loud, sing along (off key, of course), have strange sound effects on their computers, etc. Apparently the concept of headphones was beyond them. :rolleyes: I just brought in a few CD's, hooked up my own headphones to the computer, and listened to my music instead of theirs. Would that help?

One of my favorite movie lines :)


SigmaChiCard: I think I work with that guys mother! There is this lady that I work with who never shuts up. I'm sorry but I don't want to here her entire life story!

I say go for it, tell the boss that he attacked your computer :D

Okay, one of my past supervisors always talked about sex!! UGH!! She would always tell us what her and her husband did the previous night and so on. This job was at the court house and rumor around the court house was that she has some nasty web site. Now, how does all of the damn court house know of this? Because she has a big damn mouth! Tells everyone and anyone her business! Because of the nature of our work, we always dealt with County and State officers. Well, this woman always flirted with the officers and made out-of-line sexual advances and comments to them. One of the officers wrote a letter to the Judge of the office and the Judge apologized on my supervisor's behalf and told him he would take care of the situation. He did not do anything to her. If anything, he and her probably got it on. I can tell that he is a dirty man. He TRIED to hit on me a few times, but never had enough balls to do it. Oh, AND GET THIS!!! My mother is the court manager right next door! Why on earth would he hit on me, especially when my mother is someone who works in the same building as he?! (FYI - my mother hates his guts)

But yeah, regarding the situation, nothing has been done to her by the Judge, Country Judge or any other person who is her superior. Although everyone is uncomfortable by her, nothing is done, nothing is said to her. :mad:

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah

"i prefer this resteraunt that is generally about a hundred dollars a plate, and that's not including all the wine!"

"I can't let my wife cook, because I'm great at cooking, anything I touch turns to gold, but she makes the type of stuff you'd find in cheap resteraunts"

i have never heard of anyone who thinks so highly of himself (these are just 2 sentences in the last 3 minutes, believe me it's much worse, generally), except maybe UF...


I hate people who have just come into money, and me and my friends at Vandy were tlaing about this one day....their father just started making 100-200 grand and because they've been low class all their lives they flaunt the money and talk about it and obsess over it....and it's disgusting