American Idols
 

I am over here CTFU @ how these people with no talent are coming on here singing and JACKING UP SONGS!!!

Who's watching?
The British man is evil as hell. LOL

lol..i watched about 15 minutes of it..died! funniest sh*t ever! that one chick who said that they didn't know anything about talent when they said she sucked..and that paula abdul was just jealous..yeah, gee..they sure knew a hell of a lot what they were talkin about BEFORE they told you you sucked, didn't they?! And that other crazy girl...the one who came back after they told her she sucked? who was all crazy like. funny..

I thought the show was hilarious! Simon, the British judge, was extremely harsh though. Yes, many of the people he insulted were awful, but some of them weren't that bad and he was like "you are the worst thing I've ever heard." I can't believe that some people just can't understand that they aren't star material...why would you embarrass yourself like that?

Side note: did anyone else notice that the Miami girl, Alexandra, was the same girl that was rejected from Popstars 1 & 2?

Oh my
 

I just don't know what to say. I never knew there were so many untalented people out there. And why oh why must they go on national tv and embrass themselves.

Anyway my coments:

Simon- (the British dude) Dang, it's like you had PMS or something. He remained me of old girl from The Weakest link. It was funny the first couple of times,but after a while it got old. Chill out just a little dude.

Rose-how are you going to go to an audtion and tell the judges that you weren't even trying to sing the right words? It's an audition for to be singer

Tamika-umm girl. You need to take it down about 2 or 3 levels. It's not that serious. And why would Paula Abual be jealous of you for?

That chick in Dallas, that fell flat on her a$$ after her audition, you lost major cool points. That was some funny mess right there.

Overall, I had a really good laugh over some of the people. I think my favorite person was old girl with the blond hair who a)looked like sraight trash and b) was all I'm 22, I can sing,I'm beautiful. You have my number call me if you change your mind.

I got her number all right. I got a question, that girl Alexandra who audition in Miami, was she on Popstars 1 and 2?

My girlfriend made me watch this.... I truly fealt embarassed for some of those folks. To be THAT tone deaf and not even know it. Amazing.

The British guy being harsh I think was extremely necessary in some of these people's cases. They were wasting waaay too much time on something they could never do.

I think it really showed a lot of how singers are made, not born.

Simon is soooooo much like old girl from the Weakest Link. He getting into it with Paula Abdul made it even more hilarious.

When old girl fell flat on her ass I FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR CTFU.

This definitely showed that SHOWER SINGING and real singing are 2 different things.

Tomorrow will be even better.

That one guy that tried out in 3 different cities was HILARIOUS to me.


One more. AMNESIA --- TRANSVESTITE fa sho. I saw the Adam's Apple and the hair on her face.

This was such good comic relief.

Re: Oh my
 

Yes, she was.

Most of the people with no talent and the worse attitudes. If they were so good then why aren't they already famous?
I wonder if they act like that in job interviews? I'd be embarressed to know any of them.
I know I can't sing- I don't even sing in church. Too bad not everyone knows what they are or are not good at.

That was some damn funny stuff!:D
Tamika I mean Tam-EEEE-ka was the funniest.

I liked Paula Abdul's comment about having more ambition than talent. Ouch!

That british guy is the coolest. Its good he tells it like it is.

The blonde girl who sang "Lady Marmalade" was SO FUNNY I almost peed my pants! Did she remind anyone else of Ana Gasteyer on SNL when she does the music teacher Bobbi Culp?

Simon: "Have you ever had singing lessons?"
Blonde Girl: "Very few."
Simon: "Who was your teacher?"
Blondie: "This lady in Montana."
Simon: "Do you have a lawyer?"
Blondie: "No."
Simon: "Well get one, and sue that voice teacher!"

LMAO LMAO LMAO :D

THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST ISHT i had heard in a good little while.

I saw just a few minutes of this - the girl who was trying to sing "what a girl wants" was just TERRIBLE. I also liked the girl who they told she was extrordinarily bad. She looked so shocked!

I loved the little guy who did the Britney medly - he was actually pretty good!

i'm watching it right now...this is some funny shit. simon rocks, i wish i could be paied a ton of money to tell people they suck...lol.

Gasping for air
 

Oh my Lord, I do not remember the last time I've laughed this HARD!!! :D

I'm hooked.