Quotable sisters...
 

Every semester, one of the sisters in my chapter puts together a list of stupid, and or funny/memorable quotes from the past semester and E mails it to everyone. I just got it, and was curious, does anyone else have this tradition or something like it?
" I majoring in Phi Sig"
"when do we get our nicknames? "
"all of the (other chapter's) sisters wear blue eyeshadow"
"I just want the picture of me getting a lap dance "

quotes
 

Ten of my sisters and I do this. I started it one boring afternoon while I was waiting to go to the house for dinner and it was pretty long. They all started adding to it, and then there were a bunch more after Spring Break and Dance marathon.

Some of my favorites, courtesy of the ROWDY girls:
on theft: "Is this removable?"

on relationships: "He thinks we're together-but I don't!"

on everything: "That's outta control!"

Lots more, but I'll spare you.

We had a running quote board hung up in the house. The all time best quote was "What do you want me to do? Pluck out my eyes and hang them on a sign in front of Marwick-Boyd?"

I have no idea of the context this was uttered in, but it still amuses me.

Our house had an AIM list and if you look on all the girls screennames where the profiles are, it'll tell you some very memorable quotes from stuff that has happened. Plus I think its a chpater tradition for a book or board to post them on too.

My housemates and I made a list of all the funny/stupid quotes we said throughout the semester. We added something almost every week. We didn't use e-mail back then so it was handwritten on paper. :p

My favorite quote from this past year came from a baby shower that we had for an alumnae:

Sister: Are you breastfeeding?

Alumnae: Not right now!!!

I laughed for a good 15 minutes about that one...

One of the sisters living in the house put up a poster board for random quotes, and that got kind of interesting. It was funny to look at it at the end of the year.

I think this one says it all for me last semester....

Don't ask me.... I'm just a pledge, they don't tell us anything!

Our chapter had some stuff going on last semester that everyone wanted to know about, but we weren't suposed to talk about. The pledge excuse worked great... even after initiation!

TG

Leslie (LeslieAGD) on finding out her ex left late fees in her blockbuster card...while in the middle of the store: "GODDAM EX BOYFRIEND PIECE OF SH*T!!!!!!"

Jessica on one of the Delt's protein shake powder: "Why am I holding Gautam's protein?"

Me on ugly people booty calls: "You don't have to look at the mantle when you're poking the fireplace"

all of us, on a random incident on valentines day: "How the hell do you lose a giant cardboard robot? How?"

on doing the wrong thing: "Oh, we've ALL done the sh*tty thing, but that does NOT mean we want the sh*tty thing done to us!"

Hol, I love you! hehe...don't forget that the clerk and the group of Sigma Kappas standing behind us started cracking up. And the funny part of Jessica's quote was her usual use of the word "protein."

Also, when you're at Taco Bell, never forget that "Flirtation=Cinnamon Twists!"

Alpha Gams at serenading:
"It's cold out, I'm going to catch amonia...!"
"Well, don't forget to bring your bleach next time." :)

"Look out below!" - toliet overflowed in the upstairs bathroom.

"Do I have to blow that thing?" - in regards to an air mattress.

"I could bend you over that cooler right now" - drunk guy making a comment to one my sisters when we were moving into our house.

Did you, by any chance, go to GMI/Kettering?

No, it wasn't at Kettering...why?

We had this running quote board our senior year in the house. It hung on my neighbor's bedroom door and was no lie, like 10 pages long. On graduation day, we made copies and gave them to all of the girls in the house, so that we could remember it. Some highlights (hide children's eyes):

We are going to the drugstore, and my old roommate illegally parks:

Me: "You realize you're parked on the yellow"
Roommate: "That's ok...I'll be in and out of here faster that (insert boy's name)'s d*^k."

We are talking about the chance that it will snow:

Roommate: "I swear to god, if it snows one flake, it's on!"
Me: "What's on?"

I would just like to thank both of my sisters for bashing me with Gautam's protein and telling the whole world that I flirt to get cinnamon twists. :D YOu should both be very happy to know that I can't think of any wonderful quotes from you right now.....but beware.....I will one of these days. ;)

One of my sisters while she was drunk and wanted to be alone in the bathroom while she was throwing up.

(say with a heavy slur)
One is just me,
Two is a couple,
Three's company,
And four's a f*cking stadium