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Words to live (?) by

I get lots of these things from e-mail, but thought this one was particularly clever, and kind of relates to a lot of things we "chit chat" about. So, I thought I'd share it, and hope it will give you a couple of chuckles over the rest of your day/evening/weekend, etc.

Zen thoughts...
1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing
in a garage makes you a car.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried
before.
6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist
change places.
18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks
before you need it.
20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a
mistake when you make it again.
22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real
world.
25. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.

This is too funny. Definitely something to ponder about

Thanks for the laugh.

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Originally posted by DeltAlum

3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing
in a garage makes you a car.

10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.

19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks
before you need it.

21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a
mistake when you make it again.

24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real
world.

My Favorites!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol :D

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Originally posted by DeltAlum
I get lots of these things from e-mail, but thought this one was particularly clever, and kind of relates to a lot of things we "chit chat" about. So, I thought I'd share it, and hope it will give you a couple of chuckles over the rest of your day/evening/weekend, etc.

Zen thoughts...
1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing
in a garage makes you a car.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried
before.
6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist
change places.
18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks
before you need it.
20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a
mistake when you make it again.
22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real
world.
25. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.

Cute and funny!

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I agree:D