The difference between College parties, and work parties
 

1)
Work Party: BYOB Bar-B-Que cook off everybody!
College Party: BYOK(eg) Shit faced contest

2)
Work: Hey! Turn the stereo down! I'm trying to hear John's in store stock report!
College: Turn the fucking system up! Drown out this whinnig bitch next to me!

3)
Work: There's always that one person who gets way to drunk... *SIGH*
College: There's always that one sober prick "I don't NEED to drink to have FUN"

4)
Work: Wow! You brought a friend! How nice!
College: Who the fuck is that? What, do I have 'free fucking beer'
written on the door somewhere? $10 entry fee.

5)
Work: It's almost 10! It's so late!
College: Hey, it's 10, should we get goin? Fuck that, it'll still be
dead.

6)
Work: Well, we're running low on beer, but hey, we gotta work tomorrow anyway
College: Hey, we're down to the last four cases, who's turn to run to the store?

7)
Work: If you get laid, your forever remembered as a slut, and there's scandal.
College: If you get laid, your lucky to remember his/her name.

8)
Work: Hey, does this tie match this jacket?
College: My pants hangin low enough?

9)
Work: Over there is the meats and cheeses, there are the sodas, etc...
College: Beer here, hard shit there, wine coolers over by the chicks

And finally

10)
Work: Oh, I just had the carpets cleaned upstairs, so careful walking around.
College: Hey, that puke stain matches your fucking 70s recliner. Nice.