YOU might be a college student if...
 

You Might be a College Student ...

1. If you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen.
2. If you live in a house with three couches,
none of which match.
3. If you consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal.
4. If you have ever written a check for 45 cents.
5. If you have a fine collection of domestic beer bottles.
6. If you have ever seen two consecutive sunrises
without sleeping.
7. If your glass set is composed of McDonald's Extra Value
Meal Plastic Cups (ie. Olympic Dream Team I or II).
8. If your underwear supply dictates the time between
laundry loads.
9. If you cannot remember when you last washed your car.
10. If you can pack your worldly possesions into the back
of a pick-up (one trip).
11. If you have ever had to justify yourself for buying
Natural Light.
12. If your bed time is no longer 10:00 PM, but 3:00 AM.
13. If you consider pizza one of the four major food groups.
14. If you consider the other three to be beer, McDonalds,
and candy.
15. If you've ever missed a class to watch Ricki Lake.
16. Or play Warcraft.
17. If you've ever sent e-mail to the people you live with.
18. If you refer to your meal card as "plastic".
19. If you've ever spent a good hour searching for your
student I.D. just so you could get that one dollar off
at the movies.
20. If you've ever stayed up all night just so you wouldn't
sleep through your morning class.


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I am guilty of....
 

#'s 4, 5, 6, 8, 12 and 17.


Haha! Very funny!

some more
 

1. You've ever rolled coins to go grocery shopping.
2. You've ever done the "sniff test" (grrrrrross!) to determine if something is wearable.
3. You've ever started a paper anytime after midnight
3a. That paper is due the next morning.
4. Suddenly $20 seems like a lot of money, kind of like when we were kids. :)
5. You have gone to class in your pajamas more times than not.

Oh man these are all so true!! I am guilty of a few of them... hahah I love the college life :)

Guilty...
 

You know, it is sad to say that they are ALL SO TRUE!! LMAO
Hahahahhahaha!!!! :D This is really funny because I am guilty of many of those things. ;)


Ronnie :D

Guilty!!! Why not buy ten packages of ramon noodles for $1 !! Guess that's how I managed to stretch $30 dollars worth of groceries for two months...

I have a t- shirt with all these on it. When ever I wear it it always make people laugh.:D

You might be a college student if your wallet contains more cards (ID as well as credit) than actual money.

That's a pretty accurate list. College is one of the few times in life that being broke is actually cool. :p

Re: some more
 

you made my day!
 

That laughing smiley thing is absolutely a riot! I just got off an awful night at work and I for the first time all night smiled. Thanks a million!
Roses,
Heather

I think that is because everyone around you during college is also broke!! Who knows, that's just the way I look at it.

25 ways..
 

1. Money? What's that?
2. You miss mom because she cooks and does laundry
3. you finally learn how to do laundry
4. meals are a source of weight loss instead of weight gain if you live in rez
5. AIM is more addicting than crack
6. you drink beer in lieu of food
7. you return 2-4's for laundry money
8. what;s yer major isn;t a pickup line
9. you realize the difference between "college" and "university"
10. HSers look so much younger
11. Hs seniors look so tempting yet remain untouchable (jailbait)
12. you actually have to stop coasting and do some real work (this only applies to people that go to demanding schools)
13. Women start having standards
14. you can go for a midday "smoke" & noone notices... or cares
15. you hear sounds of peope, havign sex while you shower.. and this time it isnt an porn replaying in your head
16. entertainent night no longer means just a movei but usually includes sitting around blazing cats watching porn
17. you undertsnad all of these
18. you test the limits as to how low you can get the wrod count ad get away with it
19. you actually learn how to use a library
20. you don;t shower before morning class
21. you go "greek" (dont crucify for this guys) (if you need to know what it is, email me)
22. you stop paying forr haircuts (see #1) and isntead borrow a friend's hair trimmer
23. you stay up all night to make i to your morning class just to talk to a girl you like
24. you look forward to seeing your relatives mostly for the good food
25. you go down to the pysch dept to do studies for beer money

Design
 

I have a list esp. for design majors (L A and Arch)

YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN ARCHITECTURE SCHOOL WHEN...
1. the alarm clock tells you when to go to sleep.
2. you're not ashamed of drooling in class anymore, especially in the Structures lecture.
3. you CELEBRATE space and OBSERVE your birthday.
4. coffee and cokes are tools, not treats.
5. you think it's possible to CREATE space.
6. you've slept more than 20 hours NON-STOP in a single weekend.
7. you fight with inanimate objects.
8. you've listened to all your cds in less than 48 hours.
9. you lose your keys for a week and you don't even notice.
10. you've brushed your teeth and washed your hair in the studio washroom.
11. you've discovered the benefits of having none or very short hair.
12. you've used an entire role of film to photograph the sidewalk.
13. you know the exact time the vending machines are refilled.
14. you become excellent at recycling when making models.
15. when you try to communicate, you make a continuous and monotonous whine.
16. you take notes and messages with a rapidograph and color markers.
17. you combine breakfast, lunch and dinner into one single meal.
18. you see holidays only as extra sleeping time.
19. you've got more photographs of buildings than of actual people.
20. you've taken your girlfriend (boyfriend) on a date to a construction site.
21. you've realized that French curves are not that exciting.
22. you CAN live without human contact, food or daylight, but if you CAN'T letter, it's chaos.
23. you can use Photoshop, Illustrator and make a web page, but you don't know how to use Excel.
24. you refer to great architects (dead or alive) by their first name, as if you knew them. (Frank, Corbu, Mies, Norman...)
25. you buy 10 dollar magazines that you haven't read yet.
27. when someone offers you a Bic pen, you feel offended.


:D

LOL....art/design major here......TOTALLY understand that one!