Here is something to make you laugh...
 

THE MOST GHETTO FABULOUS RESUME YOU EVER SAWED
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>If anyone planned on using this format, you might want to reconsider!
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>Ghetto resume
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>Resume of: Shaynana Chiquita Shanekia "Pookie" Jones
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>ADDRESS: 2036 South Side Skreet, Compton, CA 11122
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>PHONE: Cut off right now but will be back on by the 15th
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>OBJECTIVE: To one day forefill my dream of bein'a Soul Train danca and you know
just gittin' my life togetha and stuff. I also hope to one day be the best
cosmotologecalist (you know what I mean)Beauty Speciacalist) there is in my
hood.
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>SKILLS: I do hurh (hair) and nails in my kitchen and I be using my glitter and
weave bonding glue for arts and crafts and stuff. I be doing braids in any
texture or color: synthetic or real human hurh. Black, blonde, brown, dark
brown, dark black, gold blonde, dark gold blonde,red, maroon,blue and rainbo
colors.
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>EDUCATION: THE "GET YOURS" HOME CORREPONDENCE COURSE, INC.
>BIG MAMA'S HOUSE OF HAIR N' NAILS N' FRIED CHICKEN N' GREENS (gradmuated with
honors for the most extenzions done in a year's tiime).
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>WORK EXPERIENCE:
>Big Daddy's Motel Motor Lodge Bar & Grill Pool Hall & Bait N' Tackle Shop
(January 10, 1998 - January 30, 1998)
>Reason for leaving: Big Daddy kept hitting on me.
>My Baby's Daddy Day Care Center Car Wash & Shoe Repair (Nov. 2, 1998 - Nov. 10,
1998)
>Reason for Leaving: They tri to work a sistuh to death and I got thangs ta do!
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>The Golden Tooth Dental & Jewelry Emporium (Mar. 1, 1998 - Nov. 1, 1998)
>I loveded this job cause they gaveded me a free tooth every month and now I can
spell my baby daddy name but they done up and fired me cause I let one of my
homeboys sniff that laughing gas. He just smelt it; he don't do drugs no mo.
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>Kim Fung Toi's Restuarat & Pet Shop (you don't even wanna know).
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>Jimmy's Jheri Curls & Motor Lube (Nov. 6, 1998 - Nov. 7, 1998)
>Reason for Leaving: (Hospitalized for spine injury when I slipped on an
overflow over activator).
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>The Ike Turner Hoe Slap Recovery Center ( Jan 5, 1999- Jan 12, 1999)
>accommodations; yes, I worked there and was a patient too)
>Reason for Leaving: Center closed down cause Tina Turner done refused Ike's
request to give us a benefit concert and donate the money to Ike. Ike say Tina
done got beside hurself since she a big star. He say he remember when she was
Anna Mae Bullock from Nut Bush,Tennessee.
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>References:
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>Pookie Terrence johnson (my 1st babies daddy)
>Tray Oscar Pickens (my 2nd babies daddy)
>Tommy "Slick Tooth" Griffin (my 9th babies daddy)
>Lawanda Jenkins (from up the skreet)
>Hezakiah Clevestus "the playa" Jones (my mama's sister's brother-in-law,uncle
half-brother)
>The Right Reverend Aliza Benjamin Ineedadrank O'Grady (Pastor of The Greater
Mt. Carmel Church of God in Christ Kingdom Hall of Our Lady of Saints Holy
Rosary Later Day Seventh Advent Saints Episcapaleen Saidified Non-Denominational
Baptist Church, Inc (a not-for-profit agency).
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>Note: All time periods unaccounted for above when I wasn't working are "none of
your business but I was not on no welfare cause I done always worked at
something nother."
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>Resume by The Professional Resume People, Inc. of South Central.

No offense to the SoCal people. :D

I'm still lmao at this one
 

As an HR professional you know I've seen them all...I would love to see the "Trailer Park" version...

Resume of: Billie Bob Jane Doe

ADDRESS: Behind Miss Minnie's RV next to the shed and pump and facilitees
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>PHONE: I don hav ur number
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>OBJECTIVE: To git on like Rikki Lake an Jerry Springer an be discovered an git in a rap video
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>SKILLS: I kin cook any kina road kil, makin househole items outta everyday thangs like beer cans

>EDUCATION: home school graduit; i finished 6th grade
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>WORK EXPERIENCE: Thats why I'm writin you
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>References: >
Billy Bob Ray Doe (my 1st babies daddy an my brotha so what?)
Billy Ray Bob Doe (he da twins daddy and my cousin so what?)
Donna Mae Rae Smith (she my gurl)
The Right Reverend Homer Ebb Goober (We working on the church. He also my 5th baby daddy - NOT related)

>Note: I was going to git a job but sumtin else always seems to come up