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How many Greeks...
I just read this on www.collegehumor.com and thought it was funny. I don't know if it's because my Fraternity was not on there, or if there was some truth to some of the GLO's on my campus...lol
How Many Greeks Does It Take... How many Greeks does it take to change lightbulb? Two, one to change it and one to make t-shirts for the occasion. How many SAE's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two---one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician. How many Da-T-Da's does it take to change a lightbulb? Eleven---one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the homosexual experience. How many ATO brothers does it take to change a lightbulb? None---ATO doesn't have electricity. How many Theta sisters does it take to change a lightbulb? Five, one to change the lightbulb and four to hoist her up. How many FIJIs does it take to change a lightbulb? One- He holds it and the world revolves around him. How many Lambda Chi's does it take to change a lightbulb? The whole house, because they cannot do anything alone. How many Sigma Nu brothers does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change it and one to throw it at the Sigma Chis.. How many Phi Delts does it take to change a lightbulb? Three--One to change it and two to figure out how to get high off the old one. How many Phi Taus does it take to change a lightbulb? None--the house looks better in the dark. How many Sigma Kappa sisters does it take to change a lightbulb? Four, one to buy the pot, two to make fun of all the other sororities, and one to cheat and call the electrician. How many Sigma Chi brothers does it take to change a lightbulb? Four--One to change it, two to throw the old bulb back at Sigma Nu, and one to brag about Brad Pitt. How many Phi Mus does it take to change a lightbulb? A whole sorority--but only one of them is smart enough to get the bulb out of the socket. How many Kappa Sig brothers does it take to change a lightbulb? Two--One to change the bulb and one to complain about how if they were in a better fraternity the lightbulb wouldn't go out. How many PIKES does it take to change a lightbulb? Seven--One to change the light bulb and six to throw a party because he didn't screw it in upside down this time. How many Sigma Pi's does it take to change a light bulb? None, they're already lit and there's enough energy in the kitchen to keep them burning. How many Alpha Gams does it take to change a light bulb? They'll all help out if it means a mixer with a fraternity that will help them on their way up the social ladder. How many AZDs does it take to change a light bulb? None, they look better in the dark. How many Chi O sisters does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the bulb and one to haze her for cussing when she electrocutes herself. How many Zeta sisters does it take to change a lightbulb? Four - One to take a picture, two to scream "Zeta love!" and one to all her flavor of the week to fix it. How many ADPi's does it take to change a lightbulb? Four - One to change the light bulb,two to check the brand name on the box, and one to order matching sweater sets and dark jeans to celebrate the occasion. How many KAs does it take a to change a lightbulb? Five--They need to make a new one from scratch. Storebought bulbs could contain parts made above the Mason-Dixon line. Damn Yankees. How many Gamma Phi Beta's does it take to change a light bulb? You mean after they're done changing the batteries in their... How many KDs does it take to change a lightbulb? They won't even notice the bulb is out since they're always shopping. How many Kappa sisters does it take to change a lightbulb? Two - one to change it, and one to hold her hair out of her face... How many Alpha Chis does it take to change a lightbulb? The whole house--the Homecoming Queen to change it and the rest to fix her hair. How many Pi Kappa Phi's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the bulb and one to invite all the sororities to come over and watch them dance naked. How many Betas does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change it and one to send flowers to all the sororities. How many Farmhouse brothers does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them, it's the most fun they've had in years. How many AOPi's does it take to change a lightbulb? Three, so no one has to work too hard. How many Chi Phi's does it take to change a lightbulb? None, all the lightbulbs get used up by real fraternities. How many AGR's does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they're too busy drinking. How many Sig Ep brothers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they're too busy watching Dawsons Creek and wishing their middle letter was an "Alpha" and not a "Phi". How many Tri Delts sisters does it take to change a lightbulb? It won't ever get done because the pledges can't be forced to do it. How many Pi Phis does it take to change a lightbulb? One--They can't do anything together. How many Alpha Kappa Lambda's does it take to change a lightbulb? WHO?? How many Theta Chi's does it take to change alightbulb? All of them--It has to look as tacky as possible. How many TKEs does it take to change a lightbulb? Who cares about electricity when it's 110 degrees and you're waiting in line for beer. |
OK, even though I did take a little offense like 3% to the Alpha Gam one ( I said a "Heyy?!?!, while laughing), I have to admitt that this was pretty hilarious and we didnt get it as bad as some of the orgs. did. Im going to print this out. I didnt even expect our org to be on there.
But how come whenever someone makes fun of us, its always dealing with our social rep darn it? Oh well, if we can't make fun of ourselves, what can we do? :) Besides, we showed sisterhood by working together as a team to put that damn lightbulb in...even if it was for a mixer ;) |
I had gotten that "joke" like almost a month after I pledged Chi Omega in 1998! Funny how some of the things in it have changed.
Back when I got the forward it said about Chi Omega "one sister to give the other a personnel for cusing about it." Hootie |
The version I have
I have a list too!
Sounds about the same, but seems like things are switched around. How many Greeks does it take to change lightbulb? Two, one to change it and one to make t-shirts for the occasion. How many PhiPsi's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two---one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician. How many PiKapps does it take to change a lightbulb? Eleven---one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the homosexual experience. How many DU brothers does it take to change a lightbulb? None---DU doesn't have electricity. How many Gamma Phi's sisters does it take to change a lightbulb? five, one to change the lightbulb and four to hoist her up. How many Theta Chi's does it take to change a lightbulb? None--the house looks better in the dark. How many Beta brothers does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change it and one to throw it at the sigma chi's. How many SAEs does it take to change a lightbulb? Three--One to change it and two to figure out how to get high off the old one. How many Kappa Delta sisters does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them, it's the most fun they've had in years. How many Sigma Chi brothers does it take to change a lightbulb? Four--One to change it, two to throw the old bulb back at Betas, and one to brag about Brad Pitt. How many Tri-Delts does it take to change a lightbulb? A whole sorority--but only one of them is smart enough to get the bulb out of the socket. How many Sigma Pi brothers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They're homeless. How many Sammies does it take to change a light bulb? WHO???? How many AZDs does it take to change a light bulb? They'll all help out if it means a mixer with a fraternity that will help them on their way up the social ladder. How many DGs does it take a to change a lightbulb? Four, One to change the light bulb,two to check the brand name on the box, and one to order matching sweater sets and dark jeans to celebrate the occasion. How many ADPi's does it take to change a light bulb? You mean after they're done changing the batteries in their... How many Sigma Kappas does it take to change a lightbulb? None, since they all look better in the dark anyway. How many Sigma Nus does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the bulb and one to invite all the sororities to come over and watch them dance naked. How many ZBTs does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change it and one to send flowers to all the sororities. How many Alpha Phi sisters does it take to change a lightbulb? Four, one to buy the pot, two to make fun of all the other sororities, and one to cheat and call the electrician. How many Delta Sigs does it take to change a lightbulb? None, all the lightbulbs get used up by real fraternities. How many Pi Phi's does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they're too busy drinking. How many Sig Ep brothers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they're too busy watching dawsons creek and wishing their middle letter was an "A" and not a "Phi". How many Theta sisters does it take to change a lightbulb? It won't ever get done because the pledges can't be forced to do it. How many AXO's does it take to change a lightbulb? They won't even notice the bulb is out since they're always shopping. How many TKE's does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them--It has to look as tacky as possible. How many KA's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two--One to change the bulb and one to complain about how if they were in a better fraternity the lightbulb wouldn't go out. How many Kappa Sigs does it take to change a lightbulb? Who cares about electricity when it's 110 degress and you're waiting in line for beer. |
I found this way back at the beginning of the year, and its definetly one of those that can be changed from campus to campus. It's also great how some chapters can have similar reputations campus to campus.
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I never read this before. It was pretty funny, but you left out my sorority. I don't know if I should be upset or grateful. ;) lol!
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Re: How many Greeks...
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Damn right. The one about us and complaining about being in a better fraternity and the lightbulb being burnt out is just a crock. |
Ok, these are just LOCAL reflections.. not to be taken TOO seriously!
How many Chi-o's does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they never saw it go out since they are always at the frat houses. How many Sigma Nu's does it take to change a lightbulb? Sigma Nu? You mean they really DO exist? HOw many Kappa Sigs does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they wait for a pledge to do it. How many Pikes does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them, since anything is a good excuse for a party! How many tri-delts does it take to change a lightbulb? Three - one to change, one to make t-shirts, and one to make posters How many pi phis does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to call the Housing corp and get permission to "make changes to the house" and one to change it How many alumni does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, although the rest will sit and complain about how much better it was when the OLD lightbulb worked! TG |
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not quite lightbulb, but along the same lines:
http://www.mit.edu:8001/people/wchua...ge/sbjokes.txt |
This is an old thread but i got a similar email for our campus:
here are some of the ones that i thought were pretty funny... How many Delta Gammas sisters does it take to change a lightbulb? 5-one to change the bulb, one to take a picture, two to scream "DG love!" and one to make everyone ugly red hair dolls. How many Alpha Chis does it take to change a lightbulb? It won't ever get done because the pledges can't be forced to do it. How many Phi Sigs does it take to change a light bulb? They'll all help out if it means a mixer with a fraternity that will help them on their way up the social ladder. Sigma Kappas? 4-one to buy the pot and three to make fun of all the other sororities How many TKE brothers does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change it and one to throw it at the Sigma Chis. How many Kappa Sig brothers does it take to change a lightbulb? Two-one to change the bulb and one to complain about how if they were in a better fraternity the lightbulb wouldn't go out. How many PIKES does it take to change a lightbulb? Seven-one to change the light bulb and six to throw a party because he didn't screw it in upsidedown this time. DElta chis?? two- one to change the bulb and one to invite all the sororities to come over and watch them dance naked. ZBTs? none. all the lightbulbs get used up by real fraternities. SAEs? Who? Lambda Chis- the whole house-one to change the lightbulb and the rest to share the homosexual experience because they cannot do anything alone. Sigma Pi's None-the house looks better in the dark We have others on campus but they have pretty much been said already. |
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