If I were a horse...
 

I know that complain way too much about being gimpy in ChitChat, but good lord I don't know if this could get any worse.

Last night, I was coming down a flight of stairs on my crutches, and I lost my balance and pulled what the female equivalent of the groin. So now, I have a huge brace on my right leg, and my groin muscle on my left side feels like someone is stabbing it!

If I were a horse, they would have sent my butt to the glue factory already!!!

AHHHHHHHHH!

I hope you feel better. :(

Honey,

I know how you feel. Every day at work I manage to hurt, maim, or burn something on my body. I tend to be really clumsy with non-work related things too.

The back of my nametag on office badge reads "GIMPY". When ppl yell "GIMP!" at school, I have an instinct to turn around.

Feel better soon!

I'm so sorry for you! My friend has just had hip replacement surgery and has been hobbling along for almost four weeks with ten more to go. :(

Hope you get better soon!

I am so sorry. <lifesaver stifeling laughs and snickers>

Dont feel bad I did the same thing a few years ago.

I fell outta a deer blind and completely fukt my knee up. Thank god I was seeing a AOPi whos dad was an orthopedic doctor. Also helped that her mom was a physical therapist. The worst part tho was that when I fell, I was stone cold sober.

Quit laughing KABM.