Miss Universe Parade of Costumes
 

Apparently what represents the USA best in a world-wide beauty pageant is a Transformer.

http://themetapicture.com/parade-of-national-costumes/

I wonder how much the luggage surcharge was for some of these....

Can't you get the "Sexy Mountie" costume at Party City for Halloween?
Or is that available at Fredrick's of Hollywood?

I think they all look stupid, but I'm not much for pageants as a whole anyway.

Oh, Miss Germany. Oh oh oh. :o

The commentary at TomandLorenzo.com was hilarious on these. I'd link but I'm on my phone, and I haven't figured out how to make that work.

Could not agree more with the comment on Miss Germany. WTH is that?

The lizard on Miss Curacao is kind of hilarious!!! Miss India & Ecuador... stunning costumes!

Some of these girls need to stay the heck out of Hobby Lobby.

amIblue beat me to TLo. Here's a link to part 1 if you missed it. Those guys are HILARIOUS

http://tomandlorenzo.com/2013/11/mis...es-part-1.html

Thanks for the link! Parts 2 and 3 are even funnier than part 1 on there. I love TLo!

What is with Miss Belgium? I don't get it. Satan resides in Brussels?

After looking at all of them, I can't help but think that the Sexy Mountie might be one of the least offensive! The Sexy Tudor Queen wasn't too terrible, and without the face makeup, I think that Nigeria's really rocked!

These would all make awesome drag costumes.

I think they were probably all made by drag costumers. ;)

Miss Puerto Rico in particular would fit in great on RuPaul's Drag Race.

amIblue, THANK YOU SO MUCH for your suggested viewing! Laughter is truly the best medicine, and it provided BIG TIME.