Story time...
 

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The other day, I was at the mall, returning unwanted Christmas gifts, right? So I give the saleswoman my bag, and this heffa says...

Re: Story time...
 

What is yo problem? :rolleyes:
I wish that my man would have given me that!

So, I had to let her know. "You may want a Chia pet for Christmas from your man, but I'd much rather have . . . . .

Something that isn't in the "as seen on TV" section. She rolled her eyes at me and said hmph....

I got my money back and headed on to the next store to return...

When I got there, the saleswoman had the NERVE to tell me the crouchless panties looked WORN!!! Now me, being the saint that I am, wouldn't be caught dead in that hot mess. I made sure she understood I didn't wear them, but she still said I could only exchange. I looked around for a while then I saw it !!! A............

LEOPARD PRINT CAT SUIT!! I screamed, "OOOOOOOOO!! I have to HAVE it!" I could wear it to the New Year's Eve Party with my new FUR COAT! I grabbed the cat suit that was a size SMALLER than I needed it to show all of my assets.

A girl has to stay in the game, ya know. Shoot, with all these wack gifts my man gave me, I'd be better off...

… so I’m walking through the mall and guess what I saw in Pu-Tang’s window?!?!?!? These black thigh-high boots… no need to try dem on, I will take ‘em!!!! So picture this… I’m at the register and the clerks says my “card has been DECLINED” with this goofey smirk on her face. I was about to reach over and grab her by da…

neck, when this catdaddy came through and flashed some cash and he said, " Hey sweet thang let me purchase dem der boots fo yo fine......

neck, when this catdaddy came through and flashed some cash and he said, " Hey sweet thang let me purchase dem der boots fo yo fine......
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sister beside you cuz i know she would look RIGHT in dem. By the way what is her name?" Thinking to my self "no he didn't" I turned around and.............

And I see his boy, who is even finer than him. And his boy says, "he's an idiot. Let me handle those boots for you." SO I smile, and let my gold tooth show. I take my bag, and....

...grab my shine rag 'cause the shine on my gold tooth was gettin' a little low. While I was at it, I pulled out my gold toothpick 'cause I was still tasting that spinach salad I had at lunch. When I was done, I turned back around to him and said...

Ooh, Thanks, Boo. What yo' name is? Hmph!! These are really gon' set off my outfit!!! I guess since you did buy 'em, it would only be fair to let you see me...

And he was like, "Nah, that's okay, Miss. Lady. I don't think I'm your type. You have fun rocking those boots at the club or where ever you like to hang out, though."

I was a little bit outdone, but hey, I had me some free boots, so I...

called my gurl, Ke-Ke… short for Kemophilya to see if she got the tickets to the P.Diddy New Year's/Tupac album release party... ya know uniting East Coast/West Coast for the '02. Why she say she’s wearing...