all in fun...
 

Ok, so this is meant all in fun and not to offend TriDelt or Pi Phi because I have nothing but love for ya! Anyway, I found this in an old Phi Mu book and thought it was too cute and wanted to spread some Phi Mu fun!

Here goes:

There was a rushee came to school, She knew her stuff and was no one's fool. Along came a Pi Phi, said, "my dear, We're so glad to see you here! Come and wear the Arrow, do, We'll make a Cupid out of you." "Shoo-fly, Pi Phi, get away from me! I'm as happy as I can be."

A Tri Delt happened to see her pass, Said, "There goes a girl with class- Wait a moment, please, my dear, We're so glad to see you here! Come and wear the Trident, do, We'll make a little devil out of you." "Shoo-fly, Tri Delt, get away from me! I'm as happy as I can be."

A Phi Mu looked her up that day, Sized her up in the usual way; Said, "I've got a pin of gold, Guarding you with love untold. Come and join our jolly band, Give to us your heart and hand." "They're your's already," said the rushee true, "I'VE WAITED ALL MY LIFE TO BE A PHI MU!"