Most Deranged Sorority Girl
 

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The Most Deranged Sorority Girl Email You Will Ever Read

There are two things the Delta Gamma sorority's University of Maryland chapter refuses to tolerate. The first is Delta Gammas who are "LITERALLY being so f***ing AWKWARD." The second is young ladies who are "so f***ing BORING."

:eek:

:eek: doesn't even begin to cover it..

You can't say she isn't competitive...

--and as bad as it is, whoever leaked the email is worse.

I hope she's already been dismissed from Delta Gamma.
I also hope her parents got a chance to read this.

You know....all I have to say is what my mother says to me....

You can say anything you want....its is how you say it that counts.

The writer, should've read this over (after getting all her frustration out) and written it in a more appropriate manner. She does have some valid points, but that is going to get over looked because of how this email is written.

Also, the person who leaked this.....so not a good thing

There are reports it is a fake. Sure hope so.

Executive offices are working on finding the source of this email. It appears to be a fake and possibly written by a male. I hope that is the case.

Eh...we don't know her or the situation. We all have that one member who says what needs to be said and tact and decorum be damned. They're usually the person who gets crap done. Her sisters probably know to shake their heads and laugh.

Classy!

Y'all, this is hilarious. I highly doubt its authenticity. I laughed so hard I cried.

TFM has some info about it too. Keeping in mind that this is TFM they probably posted it knowing it is a fake/joke.

http://totalfratmove.com/1206130/

Regardless of whether it's real or fake, it's on Gawker/Deadspin/Jezebel and therefore millions will see it. It's more bad PR for Greeks.

"Cunt punt" well, isn't that just Miss Manners Charm School vocabulary? :eek:

ETA: this added, claiming to be the chapter president. Just continues the hilarity!! I have no idea if this is as "authentic" as the original email...

UPDATE: We received the following email from the chapter president, who says that the email does not reflect the chapter's values.

My name is Rachel Norris and I am the current president of Delta Gamma at the University of Maryland. It has been brought to my attention that you recently published an unsavory email that was sent out over my chapter's list-serve. Is it possible for you to either remove the article or just remove the names "Delta Gamma" and "Sigma Nu" from your article? This email absolutely does not reflect our chapter's values nor Sigma Nu's and any assistance you can give us is greatly appreciated.

Sincerely,

Rachel Norris

I can't believe Gawker didn't remove her first name like TFM did. Or even listen to what email they were sent to remove DG and Sigma Nu's name from the emails. Honestly I'm surprised they kept the names of the groups in it at all.

I personally can totally see this type of email being sent out and can understand if its true. From a fraternity aspect I know the feeling this girl is going through. It looks really bad for a sorority to openly talk about other groups in front of their paired up group and openly ignore them.

Let's allow Executive Offices time to adequately investigate this nod not speculate on the who, what, when and why.

Thanks!