Who'd win in a fight?
 

Morrisey vs Robert Smith

I'd say Robert Smith will kick Morrisey's ass!!!!

I think it would go to the bitter end, where Morrissey would reign supreme.

I agree, Robert Smith would Be too worried about his lipstick.

How about Obama and Romney? I can't recall seeing too more mild mannered men.

Martin Van Buren will rise from the dead and scare the shit out of both of them.

Honey Boo Boo's mom vs Abby Lee Miller from Dance Moms.

Abby Lee.

33girl vs. Nutbrnhair?

My first instinct is to go with 33girl. However, Nutbrnhair is a Chi Omega, so she would have the largest fan base cheering her on. ;)

33. No contest.

ETA: it's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. And I know who I'd want on my side in a rock fight.

John Cena vs anybody and everybody.

LOL. Ray Lewis or Megatron. I'll take a real athlete. :P

Has anyone seen the Tosh.0 episode where he tells you which celebrities would win or lose a fight against him? The best line is about Keanu Reeves. I won't spoil it, because it makes me laugh every time I see it.

NSFW

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/video-...tended-version

(Sorry about the long commercial)

Steven Segal vs Van Damme. (I was gonna say Chuck Norris, but that's obvious).

Van Damme, Segal has let himself go.

Mitt Romney vs. Big Bird?

Liam Neeson would kick Segal, van Damme and Norri arses

Big Bird would smother Mitt Romney.

And then Mitt would say he never intended to cut funding to PBS at all.

Ugh can we NOT turn a fun thread into a political mosh pit?

Jennifer Aniston or Courtney Cox?