I'd rather X than Y...
 

I'm bored as hell and I'm being forced to listen to this god-awful webinar for my grad class.

I'd rather watch Sex and the City 2 on repeat than have to listen to another half hour of this crap.

What would you rather [horrible option] than [do what stupid/boring/ridiculous thing you're doing/have to do]?

I'd rather let a spider crawl all over me than eat cheese curls.

I'd rather listen to your webinar than write my personal statement and CV.

The only reasons I got through that movie were 1) we were sitting in the beer drinkin' seats and 2) I was fascinated that the friend who I was with, who I would peg as someone who'd say SATC = evil devaluation of women and the culture in general, was all into it.

I'd rather dust a 50 room house full of Queen Anne-style furniture than listen to Faith Hill sing.

I'd rather be stuck at home with explosive diarrhea than be at my job.

ETA: Sorry.

Ditto but swap Faith Hill for Celine Dion.

When you say "beer-drinking seats" you mean...

I just bellowed in my office.

We have a movie theater where for a slightly higher price, you can eat real food and drink alcoholic beverages while watching the movie. It's basically a balcony above the rest of the seats (with way comfier and bigger seats).

I'd rather wear a Snuggie to the beach than date some of the guys I met on POF.

I'D RATHER BE A SPARROW THAN A SNAIL

I'D RATHER BE A HAMMER THAN A NAIL

I'D RATHER BE A FOREST THAN A STREET
(I'D RATHER FEEL THE EARTH BENEATH MY FEET)

YES I WOULD! IF I ONLY COULLLLLLLLD I SURELY WOULD!

Sorry. Had to.

I would rather sit with no heat in traffic for an hour rather than go get coffee with the guy who asked me to on okc today. Sorry dude. Can't do it.

I would rather let someone run over my foot rather than go to this pre-class meeting tomorrow. (actually....would that be a reasonable excuse? .....)

I have finally made an appointment with an allergist, as I've been sneezing and coughing since September.

I'd rather chew glass than go .... I hate doctors.

^^^I should maybe do that. My nose has been running since October.

I'd rather go to 100 doctors' appointments than find out I'm allergic to chocoloate.

I'd rather have another root canal than have to go outside in any amount of snow.