Really disappointed in recruitment.
 

How else can I describe the feeling? I mean, really. What's wrong with all of these girls? I thought there would be at least one who had some class. :(

This is my first recruitment as an active and I didn't see a single girl wearing pink sequined hose.

You must add the pink sequined hose to the Recruitment Guide as "What to Wear."

No pink sequined hose because there isn't "that thing".

did you at least have twins involved?

I just choked on my wine!!

You're just jealous coz not everyone can carry off pink sequined hose at recruitment.

Was there any rejectment involved?

Is this hating, or mess?

... I've always wanted to say that.

I just yelped. Carry on.

Thread title creates feelings of "oh Lord, what is this going to be about?" - Check.

First paragraph continues the feeling - Check.

Second paragraph makes you realize you've been played, but you're really grateful and amused - Check.

A++++++++ thread.

Diamondshine, I know you're disappointed but if you had come to pref parties in the SEC, you would've seen that sequined hose of whatever color are de rigueur. Nothing else sets off black dresses quite as well.

YES!

Unfortunately we did not have "that thing" at all. We had some sweatpants and heels* present, but no sequined hose. No rejectment, either! That must have been where we went wrong!

*Yes. They were together.

Sweatpants + heels = instant bid.

Pure awesomeness.

It's like being Rick Rolled, but recruitment-style!