I just have to share this...
 

This is the real Twitter account of Courtney Stodden, the 16-year-old that married Doug Hutchison.

twitter.com/courtneystodden

It's one of the funniest, most disturbing things I've ever read!!!

I don't do the twitttttter thing. I consider it dumbererer than facebook.

What's the gist of what she's saying?

:mad:

You're better than I am. I refuse to take an interest in the ramblings of a 16 year old lol

At least you both know who Doug Hutchison is! LOL

I googled that person and remembered the thread that had been started on GC. I still don't care who he is lol

Yeah, faceboooooook status updates x 100.

I've grown accustomed to the ramblings of a 16 year old. I'm more interested with what this 16 year old who is married to a grown man is rambling about. I created that thread because this is all very creepy. I swear her parents agreed to the marriage so that they could both become "famous."

C'mon, people! You don't want to miss out on the following pearls of wisdom...

"Just in from strolling the sexiest clothing shops in Hollywood. Mmm... who doesn't love tantalizing wear? ;-x"

"Woke up to a perfect morning; Romantic melodies softly playing, my favorite breakfast all prepared, & my pups licking me up & down... Mmm!"

"Stepped my paws into a sexy wet cat-suit; Prowling mysteriously around the house while lickin' my lips searchin' for some nip! MEEEOWWW! ;-)"

"A soft sensation sweetly kisses my body as I prepare for a sexy hot photo shoot this afternoon. What a breathtaking morning it has been! ;-)"

"Off to run my productive-fulfilled errands under the humid sky, while nothing but utter sex-appeal slowly drips from my rill curvy-bod. ;-x"

"Experiencing such a wet 'n wild afternoon by turning on a water hose and squirting it all over my heated flesh! Mmm feeling rejuvenated! XOs"

"Took a stimulating stroll on Hollywood BLVD with my pink pup (note: I thought pink pup was her nickname for her vajayjay but apparently she actually has dyed her poor dog pink). I love how the evening breeze slightly blows through my hair & touches me. ;-)"

"While Doug prepares a delicious din-din, I arouse his appetite by shakin it on the kitchen counter to "Car Candy" ... Just doin' my job! ;-)"

"As I soak up the last bit of heat out here on my sun-glazed patio in a cheeky bikini, my entire body IGNITES with desire for a steamy night!"

"Ooh, had a provocative evening last night in Hollywood. Awoke to yet another morning of sexual daylight desire. Mmm, today is gonna be hot!"

"While I lie beneath this sizzling-sun, the popsicle that I am sweetly sucking on begins to melt & drips irresistibly all over my moist body"

I don't do twitter but I have seen her tweets on The Soup. They pick on them about every week now. They're really, really sad.

The funny thing is their claim that she has an old soul. LOL. While her tweets are not what I would expect from a 16 year old, I doubt she's mentally and emotionally equipped to try to be an adult.

OH GOOD LORD. She looks, acts, and tweets like a 30 year old porn star. This is disgusting. She's sixteen. She should be worrying about who gets elected homecoming queen or who gets killed off on Pretty Little Liars, not tweeting about her sensual arousal. This makes me shake my head so damn hard.

GAS FACE, you nasty thing.

It reads like porn mad libs. And her hyphen usage actually hurts me.

Some of my favorites:

"Had a blast last night @ the Santa Monica Pier. I loved performing dances on the light up poles. Who knew a ferris wheel could be so fun?!"

"Exotically crawling into bed for a wondrous night fulfilled with sweet & mysterious dreams... Meow! ;-)"

"My pink lil' naked pup Bazaar has arrived! He LOVES it here! While he sits beside me, I bare my heated body under the juicy sun. Feels good!"

"Just learned how to do the splits... Figured I'd need to know how to do that trick sooner or later! Who knew my legs were so flexible?! ;-)"

I just do not understand the appeal of twitttter. At all. And yes, I have tried it -- tried it and was seriously underwhelmed.

As for facebook, I update my status about every six months. Maybe. It's great as a way to connect with family and old friends you haven't seen in a long time, but I spend maybe an hour a month on it. The constant status updates can border on inane, and I refuse to "like" anything or join anybody in a facebook cause.