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moe.ron

05-16-2011 06:51 AM

The court ruled in her favor and now she can masturbate at work

Quote:

BRAZIL, May 11, 2011.- A woman aged 36 was enabled by the justice to masturbate in her workplace because she has a strange disease.

http://m24digital.com/en/wp-content/...05/bezerra.jpg

http://m24digital.com/en/2011/05/11/...urbate-at-work

I think I know a lot of people that have that disease.
:D:D:D:D

preciousjeni

05-16-2011 01:32 PM

My first reaction upon seeing the thread title was YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Quote:

Under this circumstance, Bezerra started legal proceedings with the company where she works that eventually won and that enables to masturbate for 15 minutes every two hours, besides using the computer to see erotic images that stimulate her desire...Bezerra follows a treatment that includes a potent cocktail of sedatives which gets her to “only” masturbate 18 times a day.

Good lord. I don't know if I believe this story. Compulsion orgasmic? :rolleyes:

knight_shadow

05-16-2011 01:40 PM

Time for a career change.

*hits up Monster.com*

preciousjeni

05-16-2011 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by knight_shadow (Post 2056203)

Time for a career change.

*hits up Monster.com*

Leggo. We can apply at the same place and bring a class action suit if our employer tries any funny business.

knight_shadow

05-16-2011 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by preciousjeni (Post 2056208)

Leggo.

My right hand loves me, I'm on my Cool J...

#ImDone

KSUViolet06

05-16-2011 02:14 PM

This is a for reals condition. I saw a doc about it on Discovery Health. Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder or something like that (Google it, I swear it's real lol.) It causes you to become aroused out of the middle of nowhere and remain aroused all day (to the point of throbbing pain/pressure down there.)

One lady said she ended up in the hospital because she couldn't "relieve" herself at work, so her "parts" just kept swelling until she couldn't even walk and had to call 911 (because of the pain/throbbing/pressure.)

agzg	05-16-2011 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KSUViolet06 (Post 2056215)

This is a for feals condition.

Freudian slip?

Gusteau

05-16-2011 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by agzg (Post 2056228)

Freudian slip?

I lost. :o

knight_shadow

05-16-2011 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gusteau (Post 2056231)

I lost. :o

Ditto LOL

KSUViolet06

05-16-2011 02:55 PM

LMAO. Wow. I need to pay more attention when typing.

Xidelt

05-16-2011 07:05 PM

I don't want to inherit this lady's cubicle or computer after she leaves the company...ew!

FHwku

05-16-2011 07:40 PM

http://www.hulu.com/watch/102970/sat...e-tamara-parks

PGAD on SNL

Drolefille

05-16-2011 07:55 PM

The story is fake:
Translation of a blog post pointing out why

Also, as that article points out, 47 times a day is ridiculous no matter the disorder. Such disorders exist, but someone who masturbated 47 times a day would be in the hospital for bleeding from the chafing. It would hurt like hell and the odds of orgasm, particularly for a female, would be severely decreased, which if it wasn't compulsion but a needed physiological release means the process becomes a bit pointless.

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