Squirrelly Intuition
 

I just had to share this story because it is so hilarious (especially for Alpha Gams).

Okay, so I was walking home from class and there were these two sorority girls walking in front of me. Now, one of the girls I don't know at all, but the other is the rudest, most stuck up sorority girl I think I have ever met! They're carrying on a (very loud) superficial conversation about some fraternity boy...yada yada yada...and I'm walking along wishing someone would shut them up or knock some sense into their pea sized brains. So I start to look at the other people walking along, the leaves on the trees, etc when all the sudden I see this adorable squirrel eating a piece of apple. Well, he scurries up the nearest tree to get away from all the people and he's just chilling on a low branch when all of the sudden he drops a large chuck of apple...right onto snotty girl's head!!! I couldn't believe it, I wanted to bust out laughing! Snotty girl was so disgusted! I stared up at the squirrel and I swear to God that he gave me a look that was equivelent to a grin, winked, and then ran up the tree! Now you know that was an Alpha Gam lovin' squirrel! :D

ROFL :D

That was hilarious!!!

Wooooo!

Sounds like the comic strip "Mutts". It's supposed to be about 2 cute little dogs, but occasionally, like lately, squirrels are dropping nuts on people, etc.

That has got to be one of the funniest things I've heard all week.
SMART SQUIRREL!

Now if only *I* could go around dropping produce on people's heads...I can easily think of several people who need a good knock to the head with an apple.

:D

How about something like a baseball bat? :D
hehe

That was heserical!!!!!

Squirrely Intuition
 

That was too funny! It's kinda like this squirrel that just chills on my porch. I don't know why but when my sisters come over it's cool and mellow, but if a stranger, or boys come up it hisses,makes crazy noises and runs back and forth. I don't know why it likes my house so much since I don't feed it but it's always good for a laugh.

That is TOOO funny Leslie!!! You have to tell me who it is sometime!!