Best Fraternities at Wazzu
 

I will be attending Washington State University as a Freshman in the Fall. I am planning to pledge a Sorority while I am there. I am, however, interested in what people are saying about the Fraternities. How do the Fraternities rank - in your opinion. Please try to be objective. I am sincerely interested.

They are all great fraternities, each one.

You won't find rankings on this site. Worry about recruitment before you think about the "best" or "worst" fraternities in other peoples' minds.

No rankings on GC..however, I am sincerely interested why fraternity rank should matter to a woman going through sorority recruitment...?

It's so she knows which ones to ho it up with so she can increase her chances in recruitment.

Duh! Because she only wants to join the sororities that mix with the hottest, coolest, best fraternities. Like, ohemgee, twinkle get with it.

/vapid girly voice

Wazzu is lucky to not be included on that site.

Which is most important to you? Good hair or dick length? Because you can't always have both and sometimes being a grownup and out on your own for the first time is all about making difficult choices.

Shit you know it's all about the girth.

First time I heard an ad on the radio about getting "girthier," I died.

Who wants a hot dog when you can have a can of tuna?...

OW OW SHARP EDGES OW

Mental imagery pain.

Oohhhhhhh!!

LIKE OHEMGEE how SILLY of me Gusteau!

tehehe

Let's not bring up girth. Girth is making me sad because it's still cute and married to someone other than me. Stupid girth.

OK then for you, you get length.