random thoughts -- to kill a slow day
 

"Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're
the statue"

"Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have
to eat them"

"Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in
the middle of it."

"Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen
to you for the rest of the day" (i love this one)

"never argue with an idiot. they drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience"

"Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys
the pig"

"if you want to have an education, stay away from this thread!!!"

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former" (Albert Einstein)

tho it's a jack handy
"if trees could scream, would you still cut them down? Well, you might, if they screamed all the time, for no reason"