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Does anyone have those If books? The books with a whole bunch of questions in them? I think this would be a good thread, too. If no one has them, I have them at home, lol, and this thread will serve as my reminder to bring the books with me to work tomorrow so I can post some If questions. :)

Yes, CT4, lol, this is the cyber equivalent of one of my infamous notes! LOL! ;)

Now Soror,

What would happen IF you forget the book?? ;)

I love to start controversy in a fun way!!

You know, Soror, lol, I thought of this too, so I called myself and left myself a voicemail. I really need some ginkgo biloba or something. My short-term memory is shot.

LOL @ you starting fun controversy. You know you need to quit, lol. :)

BOOKS? I THOUGHT IF WAS A BOARD GAME??

Ok, I'm ready!
 

These questions are courtesy of If-2, Questions for the Game of Life and If-3, Questions for the Game of Love. The books are written by Evelyn McFarlane and James Saywell.

Here are a few to get us started...

1) If you had to name the worst song to wake up to in the morning, what would it be?

2) If you could control the lens of a satellite for one hour, so that you could watch any spot on earth, where would you point it?

3) If you could free yourself from one burden in your life, what would it be?

4) If you had to describe the best romantic gift you have ever received, what would it be, and from whom?

5) If you were to name the greatest regret of your romantic life, what would it be?

6) If you could teach your children one moral lesson about love, what would it be?

There are some, um, risque (sp?), questions in book 3, I've been embarrassed on more than one occasion from them, lol. But maybe I'll post some wild ones for yall, lol ;)

BTW...
 

I just wanted to say, these books are AWESOME coffee table books. They are really good for little get-togethers, where everyone doesn't know each other, a great way to break the ice. Ok, I'm done... talk amongst yourselves, DISCUSS! :)

Re: Ok, I'm ready!
 

;) Ok......Since I started the deal of helping you remember (with the help of your voicemail) I decided to be the first one to lay down my life on the ifs!! Here goes......what if I don't answer all of them?? -

This is fun!!! Where's my prize????http://www.plauder-smilies.de/nosmile/claps.gif

I didn't even answer! lol
 

1) If you had to name the worst song to wake up to in the morning, what would it be? [--- Bootylicious

2) If you could control the lens of a satellite for one hour, so that you could watch any spot on earth, where would you point it?
--- CIA, so I could really know what is going on behind the scenes.

3) If you could free yourself from one burden in your life, what would it be? -- Debt and Work

4) If you had to describe the best romantic gift you have ever received, what would it be, and from whom? -- A big teddy bear from my husband when we were dating. I love teddy bears.

5) If you were to name the greatest regret of your romantic life, what would it be? -- I have to think about this

6) If you could teach your children one moral lesson about love, what would it be? --Be loving and don't hold grudges.

1) Gentleness08 you took the words OUT of my mouth..I can't STAND Bootylicious! I must present this disclaimer: that is NOT a Houston thing!

2) Right now I would put it at my parent's home in H-twon. Get this, I am a senior and STILL homesick. I haven't been home since before school started, and I missing my peeps.

3) Debt and the general brokeness of being a student.

4) :D

5) Giving my all in a relationship, when I was the only one giving my all. But even that was a learning experience, and I am glad I learned that lesson young.

6) I would teach them the difference between Agape love and romantic love. Christ's love is eternal and THAT they can ALWAYS count on. As far as the romantic love, I would teach them to love with everything they have, but not to lose themselves in the process.

1) If you had to name the worst song to wake up to in the morning, what would it be?
--Bootylicious; y'all said it before I did; also on the list: that "Ooochy Wally" song; Foxy Brown's "I Taste like Candy"

2) If you could control the lens of a satellite for one hour, so that you could watch any spot on earth, where would you point it?
--Gentleness took it RIGHT out of my mouth: The CIA.

3) If you could free yourself from one burden in your life, what would it be?
--Refer to the "Pick YOU Up" Thread in the A Phi A Forum...
--Student Loans (HELLO!!!), actually just being broke in general...

4) If you had to describe the best romantic gift you have ever received, what would it be, and from whom?
--Haven't had any :(

5) If you were to name the greatest regret of your romantic life, what would it be?
Settling for less than I deserve...

6) If you could teach your children one moral lesson about love, what would it be?
--To attempt to love everyone the way Jesus loves all of us--love transcends all races, creeds, backgrounds, etc. and that love--Jesus' Love--can conquer all battles.

New If's...
 

7) If you had to name the craziest thing you ever did in your youth, what would it be?

8) If you had to predict which famous couple were going to separate next, who would you pick?

9) If you could tell any current world leader one thing as president of the United States, what would it be, and to whom would you say it? (good one, right?)

10) If you had to pick the biggest Freudian slip you've ever made, what would it be?

11) If you had to name the one thing you most envy about your mate (past or current), what would it be?

12) If every night, you could have ONE singer appear to serenade you, who would you choose?

Re: New If's...
 

Fireworks Wars with Roman Candles, M80's, Cherry Bombs, Bottle Rockets

Bush and Rumsfeld

To former President George W Bush. I'd ask, 'What did the five fingers say to the face?"

Too many to name, so exhausted I can't remember not a one of em

Honestly Nothing

LaToya from American Idol

Re: New If's...
 

7) If you had to name the craziest thing you ever did in your youth, what would it be? driving really fast on the expressway

8) If you had to predict which famous couple were going to separate next, who would you pick? Brandy and whoever she's dating

9) If you could tell any current world leader one thing as president of the United States, what would it be, and to whom would you say it? (good one, right?) Leave the Middle East alone! These gas prices are ridiculous!

10) If you had to pick the biggest Freudian slip you've ever made, what would it be? I'm not sure

11) If you had to name the one thing you most envy about your mate (past or current), what would it be? My husband can eat 10x more than me and still sport a six pack

12) If every night, you could have ONE singer appear to serenade you, who would you choose? Brian McKnight