Regretsy
 

Has anyone else seen this site? My boyfriend and I looked through all 32 pages last night and I thought we were going to pee ourselves laughing. I almost lost it when we got to the preserved turtle foot broach or the mini grim reaper made of cat and human(!) remains. Her comments are priceless.

www.regretsy.com

Warning... some things on there are definitely NSFW.

Seriously thought this thread would be about someone going through recruitment, dealing with rejectment, picking another group, and having to deal with regretsy.

Hahaha. Same here!

So I'm only on the 3rd page, but these two killed me:


http://www.regretsy.com/images/photodoll.jpg

And the comment:
If you see this on someone’s couch, get the hell out because it’s only a matter of time before they put on their dead mother’s clothes and strangle you with a pair of nylons.


http://images.regretsy.com/TP.jpg

Comment:
Are there really people who save toilet paper in scrap books? Is this really a thing? And if so, do you call it “crapbooking”?
CONVO ME IF YOU PREFER QUILTED NORTHERN


This is hilarious!

I lost it after the copulating earthworm necklace, lol.

You probably don't want to see "F-cking Flies" then lol

Oh I saw it, and what a steal for only $450 dollars!

Bahahaha no. Sorry to disappoint, but I've got no regretsies about going KKG :D

Welp. You've disappointershipped me :(

We better quit before this thread gets locked too lol

I LOVE regretsy! I check it all the time cause that site cracks me up! Some of the descriptions people post for their products are just ridiculous. "Whimsical!" Lol

I didn't make it past the decorative dear hoof.

"For Rudolf so love the world, he gave his only foot." :D

Did anyone notice the "Money Tree Seeds?" You get 25 pennies for $1. One of the tags for the listing is "Jewish.

I'm thinking WTF on so many levels....

And apparently 2 people bought that particular item... smh

I just about died when I saw that!

The reborn infant babydoll is all kinds of creepy.

After clicking page after page, I kept wondering if there would be anything to top each ridiculous item just viewed. It didn't disappoint. It's almost as addicting as "texts from last night."