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My music taste is very peculiar, my two favorites are Grateful Dead, and Canibus.....Canibus does the most amazing freestyles with such incredibly complex lyrics, so without really modeling after him, I'm trying to learn to textstyle in his fashion, so tear me apart on how you feel about this one that I wrote. It'd be much cooler if you responded with another textstyle. >>>



With a trillion gigs of memory
I rewrite the laws of chemistry
Challenge Bohr to a dual
Just to prove his inconsistency
Lyrically,
All those that step…get disheveled
All the while I’m getting down on a subatomic level
Yo, your macroscopic existence ain’t special

I transcend all bounds of normalcy
Normally, my verbal buoyancy
Points to me as the greatest scientist
Like Einstein, formerly

Encrypting ancient eygptian algorityms
Just bores me
I’m the manifestated Osiris
So the Sun sets for me

I was here from the beginning
So I created time
Wit my CHPC SP
I ryhme at supersonic speeds
With a vocabulary capacity of 4.7 Tb
Illogically I travel at a verbal velocity
Disrupt the time/space continuum
Just to cause an attrocity

Even got my cohort Stephen Hawking
Filled with animosity,
Jealousy, and envy
I read “A Brief History in Time”
And I found it elementary.

is it too terrible to worry about criticizing, or so good it doesn't need any? hehe

What I hate the most
Is being the last to post.
My name just hanging there
Like a stray gray hair.

Your style and vernacular
Puts my head in a whir
Too cool to slight
Folks are too uptight.

Be it pentamator or thrust
It ain't no bust.
But here's the key
Is there harmony?

Let the verbage flow
maybe make some dough
"I like your style."
She said with a smile.

It's off the heezy!

justamom bust like she just-the-illest
emcee complimenting me
but with those crazy lyrics

coming kamikaze textstyle
but all the while keeping her head straight
you procrastinate and she'll decimate

her ryhme skills in tact
her flows aren't whack
she kicks the facts
sends me a fax
tellin me my flow don't stack
up next to hers
lectures verbal galactic wars

Hmmm that is pretty good, but typing out stuff and freestylin are two different things. Too bad there wasn't an audio clip with the post, lol ;)

And thats the bottom line!

Sayin' you don't think it's rhyme-able?

but but but but but . . .

Einstein wasn't a scientologist . . . maybe L. Ron Hubbard, dog, but not Einstein.

A second effort at Hip-Hop
 

The mechanics of my verbal
Disturb even the most thorough-ly
Educated of engineers
With lyrical twists so intricate
Suggesting kinemorphic gears

When I walk into a crowded room
All I can hear is the cheer,
And a chick off ina corna screaming
“The Messiah is here!”

Cause yo, the way I captivate my audience is Spiritual
With messages that be subliminal,
I appeal to the metaphysical
And rip everyone of your f---in souls from out beneath you
Startin a revolution, an’ as my subjects, I beseech you
To battle without fear in ya heart
Only the mentally advanced survive,
The dumb get ripped the f--- apart with my oracle

I spit the real,
Thought I was being metaphorical?

Nah son, that ain’t my way
I command christian crusades
Usin’ my intellect to slay
All opposition in my way
In the name of the Father
The Son, and the Holy Shit
What happened to my Mother
Fuckin Crew,
My rhymes so sick
Dumb shits all got ill, and died too

Ayo, I stand lonely at the top
But getting used to it
Not even the apocalypse could stop all 'dis
So I’ll rock this shit
‘Til I choose to quit.

...CORY...