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** Warning : If you're a guy, you might find this really weird and gross...so, um, look away? :D


Have you guys heard of this GoGirl? Check it out here. (Watch the Intro Video for some laughs.)


At first, I thought it was a urine collection device..but after reading the website it appears that it's basically like a funnel. You pee standing up with this thing so you don't have to sit on a nasty toliet. I like the idea, and I would love using this at concerts in a port-a-potty, but it's kind of awkward. It's like putting a plastic - excuse me - penis shaped thing on yourself.


Thoughts? Is this just hilarious? Will it catch on?

so much to say about this...
a device like this is kind of like a rape whistle or pepper spray: what are the chances that you'll have it handy when you really need it?

my favorite quotes from the site:

Riiiight. cause im gonna walk around with a piss funnel in my bag.

Great, that's reassuring. Just what mom always wanted.

im sure dildos stand up in the dishwasher. but doesnt mean they should go in there.

HAHAHA...please read the testimonials.

I feel bad for whoever has to drive around the GoGirl car lol

i just want to know what were the names that got vetoed. i'm sure Cu*tCone was rejected.

There's been number products like these out on the market and I've said the same thing about all of them: What am I supposed to do after I use it? Shove it back in the bag?? There won't be a sink with me in the stall and I'm not rinsing it in the open where others can see it.

ETA: More hilarity...

"Why bother squatting and the usual contortions? With GoGirl, there's no messing up your jeans or dripping down your leg."

"Why let bathroom urges bring you in from the slopes? With GoGirl, just head for the woods. You're back on the slopes in no time, without even taking off your ski pants."

"With GoGirl, the world is your toilet."

RIIIIIIIIIIGHT......

The world is your toliet...that's a GREAT slogan....

And tld, you're killin' me with the comments. Cu*tCone? Genius.


I like how in the instructions it's like "adjust your clothing" .. what does that mean?! I guess it's a euphemisim for drop your pants and undies. Personally, it's no more private that the good ol' pop-a-squat in the woods.

But probs a lot more comfortable - no ant bites on your butt. Nothing worse than being bitten in a place you can't scratch in public.
They should list that on their website. I don't see it anywhere.

hmm. it says a lot about a woman who doesnt take her pants off before she pees, much less if shes on the slopes. unless ski pants come in the crotchless variety. and if you ARE on the slopes, do you just kinda pull over on mountain and make it happen? im pretty sure its cold up there.

and re: the world being your toilet - is that being green? because i feel like it could be a biohazard.

theres so much wrong with this.

*BUMP*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I heart The Dish!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzjnNpYjPhQ

If you can't flex enough to pee standing up without a device, your fat ass needs to get to the gym and stay there.

I'm still dying over "Cu*tcone" and "piss funnel"