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Don't be THAT girl...
Don't be THAT girl...
-Who wears mens basketball shorts out in public (It might just be an El Paso thing..i hope) -Who needs to have her mom watch her kids so she can go out for her 21st b-day -Who goes to the bar fully expecting not to pay for a single drink all night -Who thinks that her guy actually wants to watch Gossip Girls |
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- who thinks it's cool that you can belch deeper and louder than the fellas...especially the one you have a crush on. - who gets mad that guys only look at her for one reason because on a daily basis, she leaves a trail of chubbies due to her girls are hanging out. - get mad at that girl because YOU don't have girls. |
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Sooo true. And 9 times outta 10, these girls aren't even basketball players (nor are their boyfriends). |
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gets run through first two years on campus, gets a sex video out on them, domes up sands, pros and neos.....
and then finds Christ the last two years of undergrad talk about you're a born again virgin. LMAO not to judge.....but still..... |
I know I've ranted about this before, but
Don't be that girl who thinks sleeping around makes you a contender for XYZ sweetheart And furthermore (the plot thickens) Don't go around telling people that you've won XYZ sweetheart when they're not even naming a sweetheart. true story. |
--who rests your value and self-worth in men's estimation of you.
--who has nothing better to do or think about than petty and judgemental things about other women. --who disappears from the rest of your life when you are in a relationship, and expects that life to be waiting for you when the relationship ends. --who stays friends with an ex who was not very friendly while you were together. |
Don't be that girl who:
*drops all of her friends once she gets a boyfriend because she "has her man and doesn't need friends." Really? *wants to invite her boyfriend to tag along to do EVERYTHING. Like, she gets invited to go to the spa and the first thing she asks is "Can Bob come?" *Changes all of her personal interests to match her boyfriends'. For example: she used to really be into running, working out, and concerts. Then she started dating Bob, who loves WWE wresting, wearing jean shorts, and Metallica tees. Next thing you know, she's wearing black nailpolish, jorts, and ordering Wrestlemania tickets. Lame. |
Don't be that girl whose cups runneth over.
Don't be that girl who doesn't wear a bra although she really should. Don't be that girl with the muffin top or the whale tail. |
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Whale tail is when a woman wears a thong and low-rise pants. When she bends over--whale tail!
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*singing* "That girl was a one-time teenage drama queen..."
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