Positive news about the economy...FINALLY!
 

I think we found our silver lining.

http://www.livescience.com/animals/0...on-sharks.html

Well that's good. I'd feel much better though if they included some data on zombie attacks.

I came to this thread wondering what in the world kind of garbage is someone buying into thinking that this economy is going to turn around any time soon -- love what was actually posted though. :p

This is somewhat problematic - much more problematic than simply measuring shark attacks (most of which will either have a survivor or enough remaining 'body' to isolate as shark or shark-related). Because of the nature of zombie attacks, by the time we'll have collected enough data for an epidemiological analysis, the recession will likebBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRAINS

Apparently, some Floridians are moving in to snap up the market share:

http://www.ajc.com/news/content/shar...xntlid=thbz_hm

ETA: anyone else think "throw them Gwyneth" after just reading the lede?