Vie de merde!
 

'Cause everything sounds better in French.

http://www.fmylife.com/

One of my new daily rituals is picking one out to email to my biological sisters. Some have to be fake, they're just too horrible to be true (at least I hope!) LOVE this website.

I wanted to submit a story for FML, but they weren't accepting new stories at the time (or any time I tried after that). If I could've submitted it, this is what it would've read:

Today, I made a salad out of suspiciously aged ingredients. Then I got sick literally minutes before starting my spring break. I threw up in some bushes in a very public place and turned in my take-home final 20 minutes late. FML

I'm loving it!

This one made me laugh out loud.

"Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends 'Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!' His friends agreed." FML