Can Chuck Norris . . .
 

solve this financial crisis? I say he can, Chuck Norris can do anything. In fact, he is right now kicking sub prime mortgage in the gonads. You do not mess with Chuck Norris, he has an army of ninja pirates who is now preparing an attack on the sub prime mortgage gang.

Chuck Norris will be our savior.

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Go Chuck!
Eagerly awaiting the return of the real Chuck Norris....

I saw Chuch Norris (for real) on a news channel. He supports John McCain.

I watched Geraldo (sp?) interview Chuck Norris. He asked Chuck if he would run for office, and Chuck replied, "Imagine that I run for office and during the debate the opponent attacks my character. So I jump over the podium and choke him to death."

True story. I about lost it.

You're really serious?
That's what happens when you put Geraldo and Chuck Norris together.
Can you imagine what might happen if you had Chuck Norris on the Jerry Springer show or Maurie Povich--the paternity tests? Who's the Daddy?
Something along the lines of "No, not Chuck - or you die!"