[Levity]What would Sarah Palin have named you?
 

Just incredible, regardless of what side of the aisle you're on: The Sarah Palin name generator

I'm Stinger Assassin Palin

I'm Tangle Jig Palin...I think I'm going to start signing emails that way.

Shove Maggot Palin :(

This is AWESOME!!

I'm Gravel Blood Palin (first & last name).

First name only: Pistol Tanker Palin

First, middle, last: Jeep Pike Palin (that one's boring)

Falter Locust Palin :confused:

Falter Locust Palin

ETA: woah, freaky blondie93!

ETA2: That was just using my first name. My first and last name comes up with Lock Pepper Palin.

Dude, even better is my full name: Creation Schwarzkopf Palin

I would be Roller Texas Palin if you submit my first and middle names both, or Rust Mustang Palin using just my first name. My brother has a very unusual first name, so I plugged him in and he would have been Mustache Warthog Palin or Smoke Strapon Palin.

Copper Catfish Palin

I like it!

Lean Pipe Palin checking in.


And oh my god, Senusret made my stomach hurt from laughing and oh, pbear, your poor brother with "strap on"!

I tried some variations of my name that came up with Walmart, Dubya and NATO in them. This thing is too funny.

Molten Contra Palin.

huh?:confused: then again it makes about as much sense as the real kids names...

Roller Texas Palin

WTH is "roller texas"? And how hilarious that it has my state in it.

you stole my name!!

Gravel Blood Palin...maybe we are twins?

Well, it all depends on if I use just the nickname I usually go by (Plate Jungle Palin), just my full first name (Hose Hotrod Palin), my first and middle names (Chisel Dustup Palin) or my full name (Fork Decoy Palin).

I think I'm going with Chisel. Who knows . . . Chisel Palin just might be president one day.

My first name: Krinkle Bearcat Palin

My first and middle: Beans Harpoon Palin

Oh the entertainment.

ETA: My GC username, which is my personal favorite: Cheney Wolfhound Palin

With the different variations of my name I got:

Rock Crane Palin
Spoon Archer Palin
Bomb Locamotive Palin
Comma Liberty Palin

I decided to try my username, nittanyalum - it came back with Seam Marauder Palin. LOL

Mounty Bat Palin.

I need a hat and a horse for that name.

Froth Moonshine Palin

Oh, if they only knew. ;)

Bash Budweiser?

I didn't even think of that. That turned as good as or better than Chisel: Blitz Harden Palin.

OMG best.

33girl =

Rust Mustang Palin

Sack Panther Palin :confused:

AGDee, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:

Taupe Armageddon Palin

It sounds kind of sorority girlish, doesn't it, with Taupe in there?

First name only: Stockyard Mudslide Palin

First and last name only: Stinger Assassin Palin

First, middle, and last name:Drink Hack Palin
GC Screenname: Chisel Dustup Palin

Tank Dent Palin

ETA: And I guess Trig isn't Sarah's kid, according to this if he was his name would be "Molten Contra Palin".

The only times I've seen the color Taupe have been on pantyhose boxes.

The color taupe also reminds me of eyeshadow colors.

My name: Crust Scramble Palin. Somehow, this reminds me of fruit cobbler.

jitterbug13- your palin name (sack panther) is definately my favorite :D

with my full name, i would be:

"Recoil Zoo Palin"

Halter Grasshopper Palin
Tape Boise Palin
Chisel Dustup Palin
Snowshoe Man Palin
Froth Moonshine Palin - my fave! lol

Rake Trinket Palin

I like it!

I AM:

Comma Liberty

aka Spackle Camshaft

aka Strangle Thicket

Khaki Salmon Palin

With my whole name, I'm Drown Wing Palin. I like its sort of tragic Native American vibe.

first & last: Fork Decoy Palin

First, middle, & last: Snowshoe Man Palin

At first glance, I thought this said "Khaki SAMOAN Palin".

I'm "Comma Liberty Palin" ... I feel extra redneck now, because I've actually always really liked the name Liberty and have considered naming my future daughter that and calling her "Lib" or "Libby" for short.

HOW did I miss this? It's amazing.

First Name: Word Corps Palin

First & Middle: Flag Cobra Palin

Last Name: Flack Gobbler Palin

Full Name: Loin Falcon (What a "Loin Falcon" does, I don't know, but it sounds rather scary and painful!) Palin

First and middle = Loin Falcon Palin

Full name = Filter Skate Palin

Just my nickname (this one's my fave) Mole Valdez Palin

Lead Stoppage Palin.

Isn't that the attorney Cheney shot?