Name a Book, Replace a word with ORGASM
 

No more than three at a time, please!

Salman Rushdie: The Orgasmic Verses

E. Lynn Harris: Invisble Orgasm

C. S. Lewis: The Lion, the Witch, and the Orgasm

John Irving: A(n) Orgasm for Owen Meany
also: The Orgasm According to Garp
Harper Lee: To Kill a(n) Orgasm
Pat Conroy: Prince of Orgasms
Also: The Lords of Orgasm

God: The Holy Orgasm

Sorry, I'm feeling inappropriate today.

Sarah Dessen- This Orgasm
J.K. Rowling- Harry Potter and the Deathly Orgasm

Wuthering Orgasms....Emily Bronte
As I Lay Orgasming....Faulkner
Little Orgasm on the Prairie....Laura Engels Wilder
Murder by Orgasm....Capote
Orgasm and Peace....Tolstoy
A Million Little Orgasms...James Frey

I'm in a Papa Hemingway mood this AM...

Ernest Hemingway, "A Farewell to Orgasm"
Ernest Hemingway, "For Whom the Orgasm Tolls"
Ernest Hemingway, "The Old Man and the Orgasm"

Get in my handbasket.

Frank E. Peretti: This Present Orgasm
Rick Warren: The Purpose Driven Orgasm

Salinger--The Orgasm in the Rye

Orwell -- Orgasm Farm

Dickens--A Tale of Two Orgasms

McMillian--Waiting to Orgasm

Another Terry McMillan -- "How Stella Got Her Orgasm Back"
Amy Tan -- "The Kitchen God's Orgasm"
Nathaniel Hawthorne -- "The Scarlet Orgasm"

Jodi Picoult- The Tenth Orgasm
Jodi Picoult- My Sister's Orgasm
Alex Sanchez- Orgasm ROad

Let's go with Fitzgerald...
This Orgasm of Paradise
The Great Orgasm
Tender is the Orgasm
Bernice Bobs her Orgasm
Myra Meets his Orgasm
Orgasm Day

Judy Blume- Are You There Orgasm? It's Me Margaret.

C.S. Lewis- The Chronicles of Orgasm

Riyoko Ikeda- The Orgasm of Versailles

Alexandre Dumas- The Orgasm of Monte Cristo

Lee - To Kill A(n) Orgasm

Can't believe I'm doing this.

Hardy Boys Mysteries:

Hunting for Hidden Orgasms

The Wailing Orgasm Mystery

The Mystery of the Chinese Orgasm

Orgasms Under the Window

The Disappearing Orgasm

What about the other six books?

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Orgasm
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Orgasms
Harry Potter and the Orgasm of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Orgasms... or the Orgasm of Fire (I had trouble deciding which one sounds better)
Harry Potter and the Order of the Orgasm
Harry Potter and the Half-Orgasm Prince

I can be so immature sometimes. :)

Or "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Orgasm"

The Orgasm of the Species
Les Orgasmes Dangereuses

More from Judy Blume:

Orgasm Juice (yuk)
Tales of a 4th Grade Orgasm (um, ew.)
Orgasm-a-Mania
Double Orgasm
Otherwise Known as Orgasm the Great

Me neither but here goes:

Barron's - A Pocket Guide to Correct Orgasms

Boethius - The Consolation of Orgasms

Viktor E. Frankl - Man's Search for Orgasms

Annie Dillard - Orgasm at Tinker Creek

Chuck Palahniuk - Orgasm Club

Jessica Shattuck - The Hazards of Good Orgasms

A. A. Milne - The Complete Orgasms of Winnie-the-Pooh

I had a good laugh at this one.

Funk & Wagner's The Orgasm Dictionary
Helen Gardner Orgasms through the Ages
John M. Barry The Great Orgasm
Wendy M. Grossman Orgasm. Wars
:)

Y'all are not right....


The Sisterhood of the Traveling Orgasm!

I don't know why, but that one made me totally LOL.
Oh, that seems wrong. :(

;):p

Wally Lamb - I Know This Orgasm is True

Judy Blume - SuperOrgasm

Terrible, horrible, no good, very bad orgasm? (I forget who writes this children's book)

Wm. Saroyan - The Human Orgasm

L.M. Montgomery - Anne of Orgasm Gables

A new take on the Foundation trilogy by Isaac Asimov:

Orgasm
Orgasm and Empire
Second Orgasm

Judith Viorst--Alexander and the horrible, no good, very bad orgasm.

Waugh--Orgasm Revisited

Weisberger--The Orgasm wears Prada

Weiner--Little Orgasms

whoo hooo! lmao!

im on an Eric Jerome Dickey kick this month...

Thieves' Orgasm
Black Orgasm
Between Orgasms
Mothers and Orgasms
Liars Orgasm
Milk in my Orgasm, or Orgasm in my Coffee (ew!)

I'm on a Didion kick...and waiting for the folks to get ready to drink:

Slouching towards Orgasm
Where I Orgasm From
The Year of Magical Orgasms
Political Orgasms
The Last Orgasm he Wanted (LOL!)
A Book of Common Orgasm
Play it as it Orgasms (ewww)

Who remembers the novels of Lois Duncan?

Killing Mr. Orgasm
Down a Dark Orgasm
Orgasm of Fear
Orgasms of Eve
The Third Orgasm
Locked in Orgasm

Barack Obama- The Orgasm of Hope
Dan Brown- The Da Vinci Orgasm
Dan Brown- Angels & Orgasms
Margaret Atwood- The Blind Orgasm or The Orgasm Assassin (i couldn't decide which was funnier)

I can't bring myself to do it, but Dr. Seuss would have some interesting titles...

Allow me...

"Oh, the Places You'll Orgasm!"
"The Orgasm in the Hat"
"Green Eggs and Orgasm"
"Go Orgasm, Go!"
"Horton Hears A(n) Orgasm"
"The Grinch Who Stole Orgasm(s)"

niice def. made me giggle

lord of the Orgasm:

Fellowship of the Orgasm
The Two Orgasms
Return of the Orgasm

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The Wizard of Orgasm

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Interview with the Orgasm
The Vampire Orgasm
Memnoch the Orgasm
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Hunt for the Red Orgasm
Orgasm Games

You Di - N't! I will never be able to read Orgasm on Pop again in the same way

E Lynn Harris - Just As I Orgasm
E Lynn Harris - And This Orgasm Shall Pass
E Lynn Harris - Orgasm With Me
Oscar Wilde - The Orgasm of Dorian Gray
Charles Dickens - A Christmas Orgasm
Charles Dickens - Great Orgasms or Oragasm Expectations
Joseph Congrad (I hate him still) - Orgasm of Darkness
Alice Walker - The Color Orgasm
J California Cooper - In Search of Orgasm

Christmas Books

Rudolph the Red Nose Orgasm
'Twas the Night before Orgasm
How the Orgasm Stole Christmas
The Orgasm Express
Madeline's Orgasm