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Hello. My name is Fabunni and I am from the country of Liberia located in the continent of Africa. I was told to try online dating. I searched several sites and now I am here. I am looking for a woman who will arouse my intellect as well as my loins. Once I find her, she will become my queen and she will be crowned once I become her husband and King. Please help me. I'll begin my search on here now.

is this a real one, or is someone just messing around? either way, it's funny

I am very confused at this comment. Please explain.

This is a direct quote from Eddie Murphy's Coming to America! I love that movie!

Semmi: But where in New York can one find a woman with grace, elegance, taste and culture? A woman suitable for a king.
Prince Akeem, Semmi: Queens!

I viewed that movie too, and I found Eddie Murphy to be quite the character that he is. But this is not a movie. I am very serious. I am looking for my bride. I came here because all the women here seem to be very educated, so I am looking for my intellect to be aroused as well as my loins.

Laughing: I am laughing at this comment because I was going to ask the same question myself. Where on this chat room can I find a woman with grace, elegance, taste and culture and let me add intelligence and beauty. My mind and my loins are craving a woman like this. Can any of you help me?

I am very confused at this comment? Are you a woman who can arouse my intellect as well as my loins?

There are no such women on this website. There are only harems and heathens. Take care.

I am sorry, but I cannot take your word for this. I must look for myself.

Why ask if you must look? Why look if you must ask?

I ask, have you in your long-legged life ever seen a watch surrounded by this much pink ice?

Would this woman need to know how to snap a chicken's neck? Rebuild a carburator? Differentiate between poisonous and non-poisonous berries? Are you talking about a rural or urban lifestyle? Would a dowry of livestock be involved?
We need to know more.

Laughing: I cannot see you. How is this possible? Yes I can do you so many favors. Anything you ask, I will have my servants do for you.

I do not understand this comment. You seem be a very strong minded woman. I need a woman that is softer and more subtle. You would make a good queen I am sure, but I am looking for a different kind of woman. I am sorry.

No. She would not have to do any of the above. I have servants that will do this for her.

I am sorry, but I can no longer continue wedding conversations with you. You seem to be a very ill woman. I am sorry, but you can not be my bride. Do you know other places on here where I can find my bride? I need a woman who can arouse my intellect too. Not just my loins.

Fabunni--

Can your servants please make me some popcorn? And while they're at it, can they make some for everyone here? I have a feeling we'll be needing it.
:rolleyes:

Yes. My servants will make you whatever you desire. No, I cannot command them to make everyone food here, only for my bride. Do you know of anyone here that could be my queen and my bride? Could it possibly be you? Can you arouse my intellect as well as my loins?

You are a very ill woman. There are several women in my country that are possessed also. We have many cures for them though. I can help you.

OH-Calling Chuck. Where are you?;):):D

May I ask what this is regarding?

I command you to leave this woman at once you demon! Leave this woman!!! Leave her now!!!!! Yakayakayakayaka Galalalalalalalala!!! Leave her soul at once you demon!!!

It took a lot of energy from me to do that, so now Fabunni must rest now. I will return shortly.

^^^ This is the dumbest isht I've seen on here in a while.

Pazuzu: What an excellent day for an exorcism.
Father Damien Karras: You would like that?
Pazuzu: Intensely.
Father Damien Karras: But wouldn't that drive you out of Regan?
Pazuzu: It would bring us together.
Father Damien Karras: You and Regan?
Pazuzu: You and us.

Pazuzu: I'm not Regan.
Father Damien Karras: Well, then let's introduce ourselves. I'm Damien Karras.
Pazuzu: And I'm the Devil. Now kindly undo these straps.
Father Damien Karras: If you're the Devil, why not make the straps disappear?
Pazuzu: That's much too vulgar a display of power, Karras.

They never called the demon by name in the original though, did they? I don't think they did because every time I hear the word "Pazuzu" I lose it.