Dude Tries to Cash a Check for $360 Billion!
 

From the Dallas Morning News (dallasnews.com)

07:59 PM CDT on Wednesday, April 30, 2008


From Staff Reports

A man has been accused of attempting to pass a $360 billion check, which he claims was given to him by his girlfriend’s mother to start a record business, Fort Worth police said.
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Charles Ray Fuller, 21, of Crowley, was arrested on April 22 on an accusation of forgery, police said.

Police responded to a report of a man attempting to pass the check about 4 p.m. that day at the Chase bank in the 8600 block of South Hulen Street, Fort Worth police Lt. Paul Henderson said.

The personal check was not made out to Mr. Fuller and when the bank contacted the check owner, the woman said she did not write a check for $360 billion.

Mr. Fuller was also accused of unlawful carrying of a weapon and possession of marijuana, Lt. Henderson said. He may also face a theft charge in Crowley.

Lt. Henderson said he did not know if Mr. Fuller and his girlfriend were still together.

This would be called "being greedy."

Eh... I don't know. I think I'd call it something more like "being stupid".

When will people learn? All things in moderation, including the payoff from your forgery scams. :rolleyes:

Hahahahahahah.

"Oh yeah, by the way......he also had a gun and some herb."

LOLOLOLOL.

That's something that either an 8-year-old tries, or someone who's as smart as an 8-year-old. I think a psych eval is in order while he's in custody.

Well that too, but it's like the guy who recently tried to get a $900 flat screen for $3.50 or so. If you're going to swap price tags, swap with a $500 tv, not something from the checkout.

Same thing here, go for a few hundred with your forged check, not billions.

Stupid is as stupid does!

So does being Black, have anything to do with any thing?

NO, you either beleive in this Country or you do not?


I do not care if you as an individual an Irish, English, Mexican, German, Russian, or anyother person who comes in this Country ETAL.!

If you come properly, then you can be accepted!

I have no idea what this means. I don't believe anyone brought race into the issue. Drole?

LOL I love the last line: "Lt. Henderson said he did not know if Mr. Fuller and his girlfriend were still together."

No one until Tom. He must be drinking again.

Drinking sometimes doesn't always mix with stupidity...sometimes people are just stupid all by themselves without the drinks...

but...I can tell you what this guy reminds me of...

I will hold this bank hostage uunless you give me....threee hooonnndredddd billion dooooollllaaarrsss


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Do your "some of my best friends are black" let you talk this stupid around them? :rolleyes:

If Drole can translate this I'm leavin'. Haha.

Probably the most amazingly failed attempt at combining words with intelligent thought that I have ever seen.

The amoung of dumb here is unrivaled.

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Johnny always says: "I'm not racist; one of my best friends is Black!" I think he might mean me!

For once we can all agree on something!

No one else brought up this guy's race, but I think it's necessary. Why? Because it lets me transition into... (but first, pass me a beer)
OMG I'm NOT in the Black patriotism thread? SHIT. Oh well pass the Jager.

YEAH. I don't care as long as you're on the lighter end of the spectrum. That means I'm gonna have to be checkin some of you Mex-ee-cans to make sure you're okay. Aw shit, pass the Whiskey, Ale, Cuervo, Lager, and Vodka.
Yeah I mean stop coming into the country illegally, being black, and then trying to cash large checks. Screw this, where's the Everclear?

In the midst of dying from laughter at this translation, why isnt Earp dead from the apparent e-alcohol poisoning? all of that above sounds like the recipe for disaster.

P.S. 360 billion, really? only an ASS would try to cash a check that:
a. isnt made out to him,
b. is for an insane amount of money (if he knew anything, money in that amount wouldnt be given out by a teller, it would be wired between accounts)
c. carry illegal firearms and drugs in the process. i mean REALLY?

*headdesk*

OMG I heard about this on the radio the other day.... geez. If you're gonna write a check to yourself, make sure it's not gonna ATTRACT ATTENTION!!!

Apparently he's representive in his alcohol consumption. I just translate!

And I damn fine job you do!
;)

Oh yeah, he doesn't look shady. :rolleyes: I wish I could give him some credit and say that he at least tried to look professional at the bank by wearing a suit or something. ...but I guess I am dreaming.

He must have been as high as he looks to try to do that.

that's what i was thinking too

and the last line is hysterical

I surprised that someone who would do that could spell the word Billion