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Most Embarasing Moment
I was wondering what one of your most embarrasing moments was?
Here is one of mine: The other day I was meeting a friend at this new bar/club that opened..really trendy place. As I was walking up to go in, I was busy looking at all the people inside, the atmosphere of the place, the furniture, etc. So, I was all impressed by the whole scene, thinking how nice it was and how good I looked (I know that makes me sound shallow, but EVERYONE worries about their appearance) when WHAM, I walked into this huge glass floor to ceiling wall! I'm talking full walking speed, no warning, forehead clunking, WHAM! I thought that the bar/club just had a huge open entrance when instead the door was off to the side!! The people inside all started smiling and pointing (They could not only hear the hollow WHAM, but see the glass wall "wobble" as well) as I'm all "what the hell just happened". I just laughed at myself and went in to see my friends standing there cracking up! Some strangers bought me drinks cause they felt bad for me, and the door man kept a close eye on me (as he thought I showed up drunk already). OK, now your turn. |
Those are two of the funniest stories I've ever read. Sorry damasa that you got caught!!! I guess I'll post mine now so everybody can laugh at me too.
OK...this was last semester. I had just broken up with a boyfriend the day before and my friend decided she was going to cheer me up. She suggested that we go down to New Orleans and hit the Quarter. So I was like "OK". Well we get dressed up all cute and I have to say I was feeling FABU. I was gonna get over my jerk of an ex-boyfriend and find somebody new. So we get to NOLA and start walking down Bourbon Street. I have to mention that I had decided to wear a skirt and the MOST uncomfortable shoes on the planet. Anyways...so my friend and I are walking down the sidewalk when this guy decides to grab her butt. So she decides to step off of the sidewalk and into the street. Well by this time my feet are killing me so I'm walking all kind of funny in these shoes(I actually have scars on my feet from the shoes). Anyways...so I go to follow her off of the sidewalk and I loose my balance. So I fall face first onto Bourbon Street. Not only that but my skirt flew up and well...I'll just leave that part blank. The worst part was...I was totally sober when this happened. I had just started drinking this 64 oz. strawberry daiquiri and when I fell it busted all over me. I had pink blotches all over my skin for the rest of the night. Needless to say...my pride got hurt really bad and so did my knees. OK...now everybody can start laughing. I'm sitting here at work blushing because it still embarrasses me. Allison ------------------ ~A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition~ |
Hahahahaha these are some good stories, I have one that's not the most embarrassing, but happened only a few weeks ago.
In my policing class for criminology the proof is one of these type of guys who love using the internet. He tries to incorporate class participation by sending out emails with news articles attached to them to everyone in class. As we were writing our first essay for this class someone had submitted some cop jokes by email to the prof in which he then forwarded to everyone else. The joke wasn't very funny, so I go to my roommate (who's also in this class) that I should reply with jokes (of "adult" material) that my roommate had sent me a couple days before. I figured a way in which I could forward the jokes from my hotmail account (that has my name in the address) to another annoymous hotmail address and include all the emails of everyone in class, including both t.a. and prof. The only thing I put in the text was, those jokes weren't very funny, here's some good ones. And at the bottom of the email I signed it "mark", thinking I'll just make up a name so no one will know who sent it. Well, you can probably imagine what happened, my roommate who's talking with one of his freinds from back home on msn notices that he got this email from gagnon_nick@hotmail.com but at the end it's signed as mark. I don't know what happened, maybe because I was switching back and forth with several emails I got confused or something. Anyways, I get an email from the prof the next day saying that some people might find the jokes offensive and that next time I should check with him before sending anything out to the class. The worst part is that whenever I do or say something stupid my roommates ask "was that you or mark who just did that?" [This message has been edited by Lil_G (edited March 21, 2001).] |
where can i begin with my lists of embarassing moments??
Okay well this one really wasnt anything that i was embarassed about per say.. but ill tell the story anyway..... This all happened in high school, about the 10th grade. I was on drill team and we were just coming back from a contest and we were all really tired. So, we are riding on the bus and i decide that im exhausted and decided to curl up on the bus seat. I was sitting by myself so i layed down on it and curled my legs in. Just so you can get the picture, my legs were by the window and my head was by the aisle... well it was maybe like 11pm, so it was really dark as well. Anyway, im laying there trying to get some sleep when all of a sudden i feel this "pressure" on my head!! Well as it turns out, this girl came and sat on my head!! She obviously didnt see my there and just decided to sit on top of me and have a conversation with the girls sitting in front of me. I was like "hey! watch it!!" and she was like "oh....im sorry, i didnt see you!!" yeah, well DUH!! I didnt think it was all that funny but everyone on the bus thought it was hillarious. Two years later, at out senior banquet, we all write wills to leave to the younger members and we even give things to other seniors, and my friend left me a hard hat she has so i can always wear it in case i run into people like that girl again! |
These are all great!
I am cracking up right now picturing some of them.. |
In high school, we're all sitting in the library and it's during finals, all intense, you know? So, I sneeze and blow the BIGGEST FART out my butt and everyone turns and stares right at me and all I say is "What?" http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/confused.gif THEY DIED!!!
Also, in college, we were working in the cafeteria. Busy, busy time. The girl in my intern group yells across the cafeteria to my TA, "Hey, do you want me to 69 this gravy or do you want to do it?" when she meant 86 the gravy!! He yelled back "What you do on your own time is none of OUR business!" WE ALL PEED OUR PANTS and everyone in the cafeteria laughed at her! She was HIGHLY embarassed! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif |
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Lets see....Embarrasing moments for me.... Junior High I had one in junior high similar to sigmagrrl where I was in biology class and sneezed and farted at the same time. I tried to play it off. But I think we were reading in class at the time *L* It was like that old movie, "Spies Like us" with Dan Akryoyd and Chevy Chase. High School We had this senior competition where guys got to dress up as women and compete in a pageant. Well, This girl tried to dye my hair(I thought temporarily) and it took me weeks for the dye to come out. It wasnt too bad I guess. My hair was like jet black instead of light brown. I admit that show was pretty funny. Lots of good laughs. One pep rally I competed in a pie eating contest and my football coach competed against me for the winning spot. Well, I lost and he smacked me in with the pie in the face http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif College Days I have a couple of experiences *L* But I dont want to share them on here because I dont think it would be right. I might share one but I'd have to think about it. *L* Maybe one of these days if any of us meet I might spill some beans *L* |
I had somewhat of an embarrassing experience when I was at a bar in Spain. I went to this huge discotech with a group of people. Well, shortly after arriving one of the girls who was obviously drunk decides that she needs some more money and she leaves the bar with her ATM card in her hand. (This is in a fairly large city.) So, I'm completely spastic that she's going to get mugged or worse, and I run upstairs to find some of the guys to go after her. To get upstairs you have to go up a very long flight of wooden stairs, that for some reason were very well polished.
Anyway, I run back down the stairs, still in a panic, but I miss my heel at the top of the stairs and slide down the whole length on my butt, because the staircase was pretty wide and I couldn't catch anything to break my fall. The only thing that stops me is sliding into a guy at the bottom, of course at this point with my skirt up around my neck somewhere. The only thing that saved me from being completely mortified is that the place was so packed and dark that not many people saw me. |
My most embarrassing moment is one those that you read about in Cosmo but you wouldn't think would happen to "normal" people. Yeah...happened to me.
My freshman year in High School, I had this HUGE crush on this guy. But, I was shy and didn't want him to know. My "friend", Christy, took it upon herself to let him know. He didn't like me back which was ok with me but Christy, who we later found out was psycho, started picking on him. She threw him into an overhead projector and got some of her football player friends to steal his lunch. Oh...it gets worse. I tried to tell the guy that I had no involvement but he didn't want to speak to me (couldn't blame him). So, I wrote him a note explaining that I wasn't involved. I gave the note to one of my friend, Meghan, to deliver to him. In the middle of first period, Meghan came and got me out of class. She handed me a piece of paper and told me to read it. I started reading it and realized that it was a note that I had written to my best friend the week before and had just forgotten to give her. I asked Meghan how she had gotten the note and she said, "Uhhhh...that's the note you handed me to give to him. He looked really confused so I grabbed it from him but it was too late." I read the note a little more. The note contained how much I liked him and stuff I wanted to do to him physically (will NOT go into detail on that). I was MORTIFIED. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/eek.gif For the rest of the year, whenever I would walk past one of his friends in the hallways, they would recite on the top of their lungs one of the lines from my note. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/rolleyes.gif To this day, I have had many embarrassing moments (I will discuss my falling into a lake at the zoo tomorrow) but none as embarrassing as that one! [This message has been edited by ZTAngel (edited March 21, 2001).] |
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I think if damasa can give us a gem like that, you can share something... |
I could list about a hundred, but the one that always sticks out in my head is the time I took my siblings and their friends to go see Independence Day!
We were all crammed into my car and running late (of course). We bolted into the theatre and tried to find a row that would accommidate us all. So, the previews were showing and it was really dark. I was wearing a skirt and I didn't want to have to walk infront of my siblings so I kept motioning for them all to move down - I wanted the end seat. This all happened so rapidly because I didn't want to be in the way of anyone trying to watch the previews. So I sat down quickly and immediately found myself flipping over the chair backwards! My feet are sticking straight up in the air and everyone is laughing... There was no back to the stupid seat! I felt SO dumb! I made them all scoot down another seat and sat next to the defective seat. From that day on I always make sure there's a back to a seat in the theater. Plus I'm really nervious when I sit in any chair that reclines...like my hair dresser laughs because he'll lower my seat back and I'll jirk funny! Guess it's reflex huh?!?! Hootie! ------------------ What do you get when you cross and Alpha Omicron Pi and a Sigma Phi Epsilon? A beautiful Chi Omega!!! |
Ok LIL_G http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif
This wont compare to damasa but one time I was in the back seat late after a night of good refreshments and repeatedly said, BURGER!!!! Over and Over. Hey, I was starved http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif I used to work at Ruby Tuesday too and one time when I went to clean a table, I triped and this napkin perfectly folded over this ladys face. [This message has been edited by Miami1839 (edited March 21, 2001).] |
C'mon Kevin, you can do better than that..
my singing ON the bar at LA's Skybar story to follow later... maybe as a bonus I'll throw in my 30th birthday story too... A |
OK folks, this could get long - we get a little rowdy, which in turn equals embarrassing . . .
OK, i'll cut the (admittedly hillarious) intro to this story, but anyway, some of us threw a party one night, had a little (lot?) too much to drink, etc. So a girl throws up, and i see it, and i chug, which causes me to throw up - well between the two of us i end up with a little vomit on my sleeve (and i mean a tiny amount - still disgusting, but whatever), and i get laughed at for puking. Being sauced, i decide it's time to change my clothing - so i drop ALL my clothing, down to boxers, and grab some clothes from the brother who lived there and head into the bathroom in the bedroom. When i walk in, a guy is peeing - i'm like "hey - sorry greg, just tryin to change buddy" - just then, he bends over to fart (apparently to 'greet' me), and has a little run-in w/ incontinence; essentially, he craps himself. he's like "oh my god - i can't believe it" - i think it's the funniest thing ever, so i run into the party's main room yelling "greg shat himself, you guys gotta see this" . . . it's like a needle across the record, everything goes silent. I forgot the "putting on clothes" part of the deal, and was standing there in my underwear yelling about a guy pooping. I still hear about that one . . . about every day, from my friends in A Phi in attendance that night. [This message has been edited by KSig RC (edited March 26, 2001).] |
LOL..that night was great for me though..well after those episodes...and well my pledge brother and I both got our names from that night...he was named brother j-bird, and I was named brother donk....donk is that thing in the movie crocidile dundee, where he is spinning it around and its going...wooo woo wooooo..and you can hear it almost all the way across the mountain....yeah...well if you can even imagine, i was so sloshed that after the cop had left us...i was so embarrassed that i decided just to throw on my boxers and say screw it...then later on that night...some ot the girls in our sister sorority were like..we wanna see your junk again..and i said only with my beer glass on..so i go in another room..and come out..stark naked with it tied to my stuff, how i did it i don't know, and i ran around the house twirling the glass around and yetlling woooo woooo woooo....i was so wasted...and they took pictures of me too http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/frown.gif then they decided to add it to our drunk of the week collection...
ahh i tell ya..the times the times.... http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif now let's here some more!!! damasa |
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Holy god! lol. I'm trying to think of a good one. ummm...ok got it. I used to be a valet, ya know the ones that park peoples cars for them, at a country club, and had taken to flirting with the girls that came their to play tennis. Anyway, my car didn't have a cd player, so i made a tape of some songs. One song, which I don't think was sexual in intent, was called rude 69, about reggae and ska back in the 1969. It mostly instumental except for the band yelling Rude 69. Well, i pull my car up to clock out and two of the prettiest girls that come there, the one espicaly i've flirted with, but i can't hook up now cuz she is still jail bait, walk past me, and my friends the one is just staring at me like i was a god of love http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif and I turn on my car and guess what comes blasting out? RUDE 69!! Her friend looked like she shat herself and she turned bright red. Not just blushing, but like fire engine red. Not knowing what to do, and being young and immature ( i wasn't always this refined http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/wink.gif ) the only think i could think of was to stick my head out the window, put my fingers to my lips and stick out my tounge. My friends about died laughing, and the girls of embarssed. Well, the girls friend pulled her away. But the girl I liked just smiled and bit her lip and tried to play it cool. I hope this doesn't get me banned from this sight.
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Holy shit d,
I can't believe there was anymore to that story, it must be legendary around your house. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif Here's an embarrassing story that happened at my high school commencement the year after I graduated. The friday night we were all shootin' the shit at a freind's house, doing a little pre-drinking before we went out to hit the bars. I had been pounding the beers pretty fast so that when I got to the bar I was already drunk. After a few more drinks I started to get get glossy-eyed and eventually passed out at the table. I woke up to see some people laughing at me, and realized I needed to use the urinal. After successfully urinating without splashback I made a bad choice in washing my hands because when I turned on the tap the water went all over my shirt. There wasn't a hot air drier to dry my shirt with, so I had to make my way across the bar hoping that no one looked at my shirt. I almost made it until I tripped over my chair making a complete ass out of myself. At that point, these chicks who were with my freinds said awww did he puke on himself? And because I couldn't produce coherent words I couldn't tell anyone that it was only water... Luckily it wasn't much longer when I left home with my twin brother and next door neighbor in a cab. I was really drunk at this point, not making any sense at all. A couple kilometers from my house we got out of the cab because my brother and freind thought I was gonna puke. At this point I couldn't even walk, in fact I was zig zagging all the way home. After making it home my brother and I got some food and then went to bed, except that I decided to watch some t.v. I geuss it had been turned up pretty loud because my dad came out and woke me up (which he told me the following dinner that I was naked, passed out on the couch). Anyways, the following night was the commencement ceremony. As we got there I noticed some of our freinds (who were a year younger than us) were the ushers (including the chick who thought I puked on myself). We were called out in alphabetical order and since I my neigbor was a little before me he and a couple other guys decided to yell out ZIG ZAG as I walked on the stage. All the guys were laughing their asses off while everyone else had no idea what the hell was going on... btw, kev you gotta come up with something better than that |
Amy,
Ok. Here goes. One time I went over to party with one of my brothers at his girlfriends townhouse(Chi Omega). Well, he brought me into the kitchen and I took like 10 shots of Seagrams 7 and Ginger. Well, I took this in a short amount of time and then went over to hang out with the others in the dinning area. Well the music was going great, everyone was standing making conversation. But there was this crystal glass dinning room table(all crystal) Well, I accidentally gave it a slight bump and it came crashing down shocking everyone. Well, one of my brothers immediately shut off the mustic and we dashed out. The next week the Sister that owned the table was in one of my classes. We talked about it and I wrote her the check for the table. Plus I paid her back in full and cleaned up the mess at her place. I'd say that was an embarrasing moment for me. Kevin |
Woot! Woot!
Have I got a story for all of you greek chat junkies. So it was our initation night...and all the rituals and things were over, and we have some what of a bash for members, our sister sorority, alumni and their wives, and member girlfriends... SO...I was pretty sloshed, as were most of my pledge brothers, we were having an excellent time. One of my brothers turns to me and says, "hey man, we should do something we will remember for a long time." I was like ok, what do you have in mind? He says, "lets get a bunch of people to go streaking down the street." (hint: our fraternity house is located on one of the busiest streets near campus, not to mention all of milwaukee. I was so hammered I was like, "YEAH, LET'S DO IT!!!" So he goes and recruits like 11 other people, some doods and some girls to come with. So I was like ok, i'm not streaking w/o my foot and a half long beer glass, he was like yea, i'm bringing my pitcher. So we all go out to the side of the house, get stark naked, and go balls to the wall running down this street. Little did my brother and I know that a cop drove passed us, and no one seemed to mention it to us, as they were behind us and took off running through some yards. So dumb and dumber continue to run, then we hear a siren and see lights right behind us. Yep a cop. Stops us right on this street, and we were naked, didn't know what to do...all these ppl driving by honking and stuff. So i cover my wanger with my beer glass and my pledge brother covers his junk with his pitcher...the cop lets us off, but decides to escort us back to the house, walking of course. We get back to the house, our clothes still on the side, and we are like, so, can we get dressed now? He says, "no, it will be better to do it inside, so i can let your fraternity members know what has happened... SO..we walk in...naked as j-birds, over 200 ppl in the house, we come in with the cop, just total silence, all we had were our pitcher and glass covering us..both see through of course...the cop lets the exec board members know what we did, then he leaves. As soon as he leaves, it's just massive laughing and shouting, we were so red in the face...the feeling was indescribable...in front of alumni and their wives..but they didn't seem to care, so it was all in fun. damasa |
LOL..yea..but that's the end of that story...and i still get crap about it everyday..but it was fun..and it was worth it. I'm kind of the wild man at the house, the young one that drinks alot, or too much, i think i'm the youngest member well pretty young anyway, but i make the most out of what i do, or try to anyway, most of the time it's beer fueled mayhem!!
My high school graduation ceremony..omg...ours was at 8 in the morning...and a few of my friends and I went out the night before, and well yea, we got hammered off our asses, my friend dan was totally crap-faced, so he just crashed at my house. LOL, he wakes up the next morning (we didn't get to bed til 4:30 in the a.m...and when we get up it's 7) he is still drunk. We all get dressed, put on your grad stuff, and meet some other friends at george webb. We eat a huge breakfast, hoping to sober this guy up, it doesn't work. So, we are at the ceremony, he gets called, he stumbles his way up to the alter area, gets up there and receives his diploma fine, starts walking down and BAAAM!!! He goes flying down the stairs infront of 2000 people!! i felt so bad for him, but he didn't really mind because he was still drunk, but i like to bug him with it whenever i can (my parents got it on tape!!!) Serenity, wasn't trying to be nasty or anything..just letting everyone know the whole story of my most embarrassing night, and how i got my nickname!!! d |
My all-time favorite Greekchat story is still the one about what Sigmagrrl did at a pref party!
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Alright, I decided to put another one on here:
I, and some friends, went to a gala opening. The event was VERY formal, with complimentary wine, string quartets, smoked salmon (and other such apetizers)... Anyway, we were just strolling through, socializing, when a newspaper cameraman and reporter wanted some statements on how we "felt" about the evening, the gala event, and some of the people we've met... so after the interview and a pic, my friends and I went to get refills on our wine... Just past the wine table was Channel 12 (NBC) news lady... she was doing random opinion interviews and asked if we minded answering some questions on camera (for their live coverage).. We were like "hey, sure" so we waited the 5 minutes for her time slot. This is how it went down after she did her intial "here's where I am and here's what's happening tonight" stuff: She asked us a few questions about our intial impressions, then she turned to me and asked me "Overall, how would you describe tonights event?" OK, so I was explaining the setting and the people in attendance and THEN, I went to motion with my hands about the architecture and DUMPED A FULL GLASS OF RED WINE all over myself... ON LIVE TV... To make it worse, my friends started laughing and just walked away; leaving me standing with this reporter (who was trying not to laugh) and dripping with Cabernet! |
I am at work and LAUGHING MY A$$ OFF reading these stories. This is the worlds best thread! I LOVE IT!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO I'm wracking my brain for an embarrassing story but I honestly can't think of one right now. And really, after reading all of your's, I don't think any of mine, if in fact I can come up with one, would be any where near close to as funny as your's!!! |
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OK, I so have three stories. <blushing>
Great thread btw. The first two were things that happened at work, the last one was at home. 1) It was about a year into lifeguarding and my sister and brotherin-law were visiting me at the waterpark while I was on break, by one of the pools I had been guarding that day. So we were sitting by the pool and I’m thinking I’m some stuff, in my lifeguard outfit, with the shades, people all talking to me and stuff. This little kid comes up to me complaining that this older kid is dunking him. So plow my whistle, and admonish the big kid to knock off the dunking. I go back to chatting with my sister and stuff. A few minutes later another kid comes up and she complains the same thing about the same older kid. So I get onto him again, and tell him that if I catch him doing it again, he’ll get a time out (I hate when I have to parent). So you know, a few minutes later another kid is up complaining about the older kid, I’m like, ‘That’s it.” Blow the whistle, and start lecturing the kid about not following my rules. I give him the time out and tell him to go sit down and he looks at me and goes “oh yeah,” yanks my whistle off my neck, throws it in the pool, and says, “go get it.” AND PUSHED ME IN THE WATER, in front of God and everyone. The entire waterpark was laughing, because I made a big deal about disciplining this kid. My sister and brother and law are ROLLING by this time. The kid takes off through the waterpark and into the rest of the theme park and disappears into the crowd of 30,000 park guests. UGGHHHHHHH!!! 2) OK, We are issued the lifeguard uniforms, and they are real picky about the way we look in them. The girls wear a red swimsuit and red nylon shorts over them. The guys have to wear the red shorts and the tank top. Well, the webbing inside of the brand of shorts we wear is about 10 sizes too big for the shorts, so all the guards cut them out. The girls cut them out because it is too cumbersome to have the webbing (swimsuit underwear part) and the swimsuit and the guys cut it out because it rubs on your groin. Anyway, the guys all wear boxers under their shorts. And last year they were short shorts. (I am praying we don’t have them again this year – cool for the tan factor, bad for the dork factor) So you gotta have shorter boxers under there. Not a problem, I had about 6 pairs that were pretty short. I most usually worked slides or wave pool and you stand for those positions. Rarely would I work pools (non-wave) because I am a senior guard and am deep water certified. But would have to on occasion if we were short staffed. So one day I am working a pool and am on stand, sitting in the chair (about 5 feet in the air), chilling. This lady comes up to me and asks me where the restrooms are. I point them out, but shes all weird about it, nervous almost. I am like whatever. About 5 other people come up asking for direction or questions, and I help them all. But everyone was laughing and stuff. Well It turns out I was giving directions allright, just not with my hands. Yep. Mr. Peepers was getting some sun too. I felt like SUCH a pedophile. The worst part is that as these people would ask me questions they were like 18 inches from my toolbox. AND I got a BAD sunburn on Mr. Winky. I did however get the lifeguard of the week for that stunt. This one is gross. 3) I was a senior in high school and it was a Saturday morning. I was yearbook editor and was on my way to school for a deadline workday. It was real crazy around our house that morning. My mom was doing a lot of things and having the carpets cleaned (we had just had a new dog that we couldn’t housetrain for ANYTHING and would pee and crap all over this area of the carpet,). So before I left I asked the carpet cleaning guy what the stuff they got out of the carpet looked like. He described it as pretty gross. Anyway, my mom and I left for work and school and the carpet guys did their thing as did some contractors that were there. About 5 pm we all returned home, and the workers had left for the day. I am sitting at the kitchen table talking to my mom about my day as she is cooking dinner. I was really dehydrated, so I went to take a sip of my mothers iced tea that was on the table. The ice had melted, but I’m not real big on ice anyway. So I take a big ole gulp…. and it wasn’t iced tea. It was the sludge and piss and crap and soap and dirt that had come out of the carpet. The cleaning guy had remembered our conversation, got a plastic cup and saved some of the runoff. HOWEVER HE DIDN’T PUT A NOTE OR ANYHTING BY IT. I SO knew IMMEDIATELY what it was, and ran to the bathroom, made myself throw up and swished about a bottle each of hydrogen peroxide and mouthwash. Sooooo nasty. And you know my sisters tease me to this day about it. I cant slam them without the “well at least I didn’t drink a glassful of dog piss,” response. Ima nevver gonna live that one down. Geez. |
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OH YUCK!!! EWWWWWWWWWW..i want to throw up just thinking about that...
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OK... well...
Obviously much alcohol involved... Was the first time I went to the SkyBar about 4 years ago. Me and a bunch of friends, mostly couples and solo me. So after many $10 screwdrivers, I'm feeling no pain... next thing I know, I'm making out with the bouncer, Stu, who is all set to take me home. My friends are flipping out, I can't understand why...so I hoist myself up on the bar and Stu is trying to calm my friends down...well, next thing I know there are like 5 guys at my feet and we're all singing. My friend and Stu start shouting at each other, at which point I told all the guys singing along with me to shut up and I leaned in and YELLED at my friend "I'm a big girl, I can take care of myself, and besides, you know I've got condoms in my nightstand!" OK. Good thing I was so drunk, as I was not embarrassed at yelling this in L.A. most chi chi bar. So my friend gets mad, is like, FINE, suit yourself and she and her husband leave. One thing leads to another, I dump Stu--I mean he was working and I wanted to leave now, so--next thing I know I'm speeding down Sunset in a convertible Porsche with a 21 year old guy who looks alarmingly like Scott Wolf...who I then had to push out of my apartment, because by that time, I was coming to my senses... The next day, so hungover I am swearing off drinking forever (again) and I have to be in Vegas by 6pm for a family event...I'm driving to Vegas and alternately groaning and laughing as I remember the previous evening with my friends who keep calling on my cell phone impersonating my singing and my impassioned condom speech. So--flsh forward to about 6 months ago. I am at the SkyBar with some girlfriends and Stu is working--hadn't really seen him in all the times I'd been there inbetween--and he's totally all over me, but doesn't remember of course and my friends and I are just cracking up. |
LOL Lifesaver!! Your stories always make me laugh http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif!!
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I wanna share to,but I'm at work right now(but I'll be back in a bit) http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif
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wait'll I get to the 30th birthday story and the "challenge" my friends threw down... LOL
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I figure, since we're dropping the real drunken stories now . . .
The night we got initiated, we basically got housed and ran around all over the place - it was absolutely a blast. Well, my roomie/pledge brother Steve gets tanked, and gets a ride home at about 6am from our chapter father, at which point he decides he needs to take a shower. He drops trou, and throws his boxers over the shower curtain - he hears the phone ring, and runs out, then decides no, he doesn't need a shower. He grabs his clothes, but can't find his boxers anywhere on the floor . . . so he goes for the next best thing: he puts on a white t-shirt as underwear - legs through the armholes (for the visual thinkers, there IS still a neckhole . . . ). Now wearing only a t-shirt as underwear, he stumbles 3 floors down into the common room of our dorm (in the entryway), and promptly passes out for an hour and a half. A guy on our floor wakes him up, and starts leading him up the stairs, on which his t-shirt falls down around his ankles. So, now basically naked, he walks up all 3 flights of stairs, only rectifying the t-shirt at the top. I get home at noon, and hear the story - i can't contain myself. Make a long story short, the next day i try to wake him, and he screams at me, "AS LONG AS IT'S NOT BOLONEY!" (his reasoning later: 'well, i really don't like baloney . . . ') The day before, I didn't quite know what to do . . . so I just told everyone to leave the boxers over the shower curtain until he got there. it was great - to this day he still gets a package of plain white t-shirts from me . . . [This message has been edited by KSig RC (edited March 26, 2001).] |
I don't have a sloopy drunk story to tell http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/frown.gif
Anyway here my story: First a little background. I live in the on campus apartments with three other roommates. Well one of our rommates moved out this semester so we get a new rommie *N* Anyway, one night when I was getting ready for bed, there's a knock on the door. My room faces the front door of the appartment,so I get to see everybody who comes to the door just by looking out my window. Anyway, I hear this knock on the door and when I answered it, there was this guy asking if Steve was there. I said that there was nobody named Steve and the guy went away. So I go back to bed and just as I getting comfortable,I hear another knock on the door. So I'm strating to get pissed now, I stomp to the door and partically pull the door off its hinges. There another guy at the door asking for Steve. So I'm like are you sure you have the right appartment. The guy is like yes. I like there is no dude named Steve that lives here. So this second guy goes away. So thinking that this is going to be a constant thing(people knocking on the door asking for this Steve person), I call the front desk and am basically hysterical. I'm all like strange people keep knocking on my door asking for somebody that doesn't even live here. So the front desk was like ok we be on the look out for anybody suspious. So I go back to bed. Moments later, I here sounds coming from the living room. So I get up and see the new roommate sitting on the couch with this guy.So I ask if either one of them knew somebody named Steve. The dude replied, "I'm Steve" I just about died! Here I was thinking that people were playing practical jokes and Steve was in the apartment all along. Had they asked for my roommate that would have been ok,but the asked for Steve. Needless to say, Steve or his friends have not been back to visit http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif |
Hey KSig RC--I loved your story. I'm sitting here at work and I died laughing when I read it.
OK--I'm thinking of another story. If I tell the one I'm currently thinking about I'll probably catch all kind of hell for it but oh well. Ok...this was back in the 2nd grade. My mom had sent me to school in this brand new dress. I was looking so cute that day. Anyways...at the end of the day we went outside and we were playing dodge ball! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/eek.gif So some dude throws the ball straight at me. Anyways...he hits me and I PEE all over myself. Yeah...ok I think that's more embarrassing then my first story but oh well. My other story is from when I was in 6th grade. It had rained really hard one night so the next day when I was walking to my 1st hour class there was some water in the hallway. Well being the natural born klutz that I am...I slipped and fell. I started skidding across the hall on my butt!!! Then I slide right into the doorway of my 1st hour class with EVERYONE watching me. The worst part is that I hit my head on the door facing and I threw up because the impact made me so nauseous. OK...I'm done being a dork for the day. Bye y'all! ------------------ ~A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition~ |
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