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nittanyalum 04-09-2008 12:40 AM

"Liberal" quiz
 
Just reading the questions on this thing had me crying, I was laughing so hard.

What Breed of Liberal Are You

I'm a Social Justice Crusader, btw. :cool:

Senusret I 04-09-2008 01:22 AM

I, too, am a Social Justice Crusader.

;)

Kevlar281 04-09-2008 02:12 AM

I'm conservative but I took the quiz anyway.

You are a Working Class Warrior, also known as a blue-collar Democrat. You believe that the little guy is getting screwed by conservative greed-mongers and corporate criminals, and you’re not going to take it anymore.

Leslie Anne 04-09-2008 03:04 AM

Fun quiz! I loved the bumper stickers. :D I'm a "Reality-Based Intellectualist, also known as the liberal elite. You are a proud member of what’s known as the reality-based community, where science, reason, and non-Jesus-based thought reign supreme."

I just recently bought the book on that website, How To Win a Fight with a Conservative. I'm looking forward to reading it.

AKA_Monet 04-09-2008 03:14 AM

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New Left Hipster

A New Left Hipster, also known as a MoveOn.org liberal, a Netroots activist, or a Daily Show fanatic. You believe that if we really want to defend American values, conservatives must be exposed, mocked, and assailed for every fanatical, puritanical, warmongering, Constitution-shredding ideal for which they stand.

The others listed are:

Quote:

You are a Peace Patroller, also known as an anti-war liberal or neo-hippie. You believe in putting an end to American imperial conquest, stopping wars that have already been lost, and supporting our troops by bringing them home.

You are an Eco-Avenger, also known as an environmentalist or tree hugger. You believe in saving the planet from the clutches of air-fouling, oil-drilling, earth-raping conservative fossil fools.

You are a Social Justice Crusader, also known as a rights activist. You believe in equality, fairness, and preventing neo-Confederate conservative troglodytes from rolling back fifty years of civil rights gains.

You are a Working Class Warrior, also known as a blue-collar Democrat. You believe that the little guy is getting screwed by conservative greed-mongers and corporate criminals, and you’re not going to take it anymore.

You are a Reality-Based Intellectualist, also known as the liberal elite. You are a proud member of what’s known as the reality-based community, where science, reason, and non-Jesus-based thought reign supreme.

What I really like about this test is:

Quote:

That hemp is illegal. Come on, what wasn't clear about the "pursuit of happiness"?
What I had a problem with this test is:

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If you could pile any three people into a naked pyramid, who would you choose?
The answer did not have "NONE OF THE ABOVE"--I do not want to see anyone on that list nakiid in a pyramid!!!

NinjaPoodle 04-09-2008 05:07 AM

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Originally Posted by AKA_Monet (Post 1631493)
The others listed are:


The answer did not have "NONE OF THE ABOVE"--I do not want to see anyone on that list nakiid in a pyramid!!!

I prefered "all of the above":D

Your Liberal Breed: Social Justice Crusader
You are a Social Justice Crusader, also known as a rights activist. You believe in equality, fairness, and preventing neo-Confederate conservative troglodytes from rolling back fifty years of civil rights gains.

Scandia 04-09-2008 07:32 AM

I'm a moderate who sometimes leans a bit towards the conservative side, but I took the quiz anyway. I got "Reality-based intellectualist".

DSTCHAOS 04-09-2008 09:59 AM

Propaganda alert!

Fight Conservatives...yeah!!! :eek:

PhiGam 04-09-2008 10:53 AM

Working class warrior? Lol.

PhiGam 04-09-2008 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by NinjaPoodle (Post 1631501)
I prefered "all of the above":D

Your Liberal Breed: Social Justice Crusader
You are a Social Justice Crusader, also known as a rights activist. You believe in equality, fairness, and preventing neo-Confederate conservative troglodytes from rolling back fifty years of civil rights gains.

Neo-confederate? Silly liberals, the confederates stood for states rights and less power for the national government.

DSTCHAOS 04-09-2008 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by PhiGam (Post 1631588)
the confederates stood for states rights and less power for the national government.

Among other things.

All of these categorizations are stupid because each side manipulates facts and their own biases for whatever the cause is at the moment. To hell with so-called liberals and conservatives.

RU OX Alum 04-09-2008 12:02 PM

You are a Reality-Based Intellectualist, also known as the liberal elite. You are a proud member of what’s known as the reality-based community, where science, reason, and non-Jesus-based thought reign supreme.

LaneSig 04-09-2008 12:49 PM

Working Class Warrior

AGDee 04-09-2008 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RU OX Alum (Post 1631624)
You are a Reality-Based Intellectualist, also known as the liberal elite. You are a proud member of what’s known as the reality-based community, where science, reason, and non-Jesus-based thought reign supreme.

Ditto

lisarpotter 04-09-2008 12:55 PM

Haha... I got Eco-Avenger. :)

My favorite part...

If you could time-travel back to any historical event and bring one thing with you, what would you choose?
  1. The 1967 Summer of Love—with a truckload of condoms
  2. The dawn of the Industrial Revolution—with a copy of the Kyoto Protocol
  3. The day before Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans—with FEMA
  4. The day Monica Lewinsky brought Bill Clinton pizza—with a copy of the Starr Report
  5. Election Day 2000 in Palm Beach County—with non-butterfly ballots
  6. The night of Howard Dean’s 2004 Iowa concession speech—with a tranquilizer dart
I picked #5. ;) I thought this quiz was hilarious!

AlethiaSi 04-09-2008 01:47 PM

You are a Peace Patroller, also known as an anti-war liberal or neo-hippie. You believe in putting an end to American imperial conquest, stopping wars that have already been lost, and supporting our troops by bringing them home.

:D

i loved this:)

TrojanWoman 04-09-2008 05:38 PM

You are a Reality-Based Intellectualist, also known as the liberal elite. You are a proud member of what’s known as the reality-based community, where science, reason, and non-Jesus-based thought reign supreme.

jitterbug13 04-09-2008 07:17 PM

I'm a peace patroller. :) I wish you can put more than one answer down.

Benzgirl 04-09-2008 07:30 PM

How in the hell did I become a Peace Patroller????
(oh yea, I'm already against the next war)

pbear19 04-09-2008 08:34 PM

That was great. I couldn't decide which choice on most of them, as I agreed with so many. I ended up as a Reality-Based Intellectualist, but I could easily see me being one of many others.

sageofages 04-09-2008 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TrojanWoman (Post 1631752)
You are a Reality-Based Intellectualist, also known as the liberal elite. You are a proud member of what’s known as the reality-based community, where science, reason, and non-Jesus-based thought reign supreme.

Yup that would be me too :D

shinerbock 04-10-2008 12:37 PM

My quiz results said I was "The Man" and asked me to leave the site immediately.

rhochi2002 04-10-2008 05:13 PM

I am a Reality-Based Intellectualist... great quiz

bluefish81 04-11-2008 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by jitterbug13 (Post 1631795)
I'm a peace patroller. :) I wish you can put more than one answer down.

That's what I am too. There are some that I wish I could have put more than one answer too, except for that last one, I don't want any of those people in a naked pyramid.

Thetagirl218 04-11-2008 01:02 AM

I am a conservative but I still took the quiz and I ended up being a Social Justice Crusader!

I LOVED the Bumper sickers!

I agree though, I would never want to see any of those people naked!

nittanyalum 04-11-2008 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by shinerbock (Post 1632101)
My quiz results said I was "The Man" and asked me to leave the site immediately.

LOL. So you be the power we be fighting. KIM then, Mr. Man.

kstar 04-11-2008 08:16 PM

You are a Reality-Based Intellectualist, also known as the liberal elite. You are a proud member of what’s known as the reality-based community, where science, reason, and non-Jesus-based thought reign supreme.

a.e.B.O.T. 04-12-2008 02:01 AM

I am a new left hipster, but I don't like the Daily Show so I question it.

What I love is the bumper stickers question, I want EVERY Bumper sticker listed

Which bumper sticker would you most likely put on your car?
I’m Already Against the Next War
Nice Hummer—Sorry About Your Penis
America: One Nation Under Surveillance
Of Course It Hurts, You’re Getting Screwed by an Elephant
Evolution Is Just a Theory . . . Kind of Like Gravity
May the Fetus You Save Be Gay


I chose the last one, loved it

jen0830 04-12-2008 05:27 AM

Loved the quiz. Is there one for conservatives, who may be DNA altered?
I am an Eco-Avenger?
I am a 4th generation Texas Republican WASP, who owns Texaco stock!
yet I am pro-choice, pro gay-rights, including legalizing gay marriage. Oh I know, I have political dyslexia!
I live in Los Angeles, so there are no trees to hug.... except the palm trees. ugh. WAYY too rough.
But I do have one rule.
Don't F*** with the animals!
Guess I am a conservative Eco-Avenger!

dukemama 04-12-2008 05:31 PM

You are a Reality-Based Intellectualist, also known as the liberal elite. You are a proud member of what’s known as the reality-based community, where science, reason, and non-Jesus-based thought reign supreme.

nittanyalum 04-12-2008 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by a.e.B.O.T. (Post 1633006)
What I love is the bumper stickers question, I want EVERY Bumper sticker listed

Which bumper sticker would you most likely put on your car?
I’m Already Against the Next War
Nice Hummer—Sorry About Your Penis
America: One Nation Under Surveillance
Of Course It Hurts, You’re Getting Screwed by an Elephant
Evolution Is Just a Theory . . . Kind of Like Gravity
May the Fetus You Save Be Gay

I chose the last one, loved it

Co-sign, I still laugh so hard I get tears when I just think about that one.

DaemonSeid 04-12-2008 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Benzgirl (Post 1631798)
How in the hell did I become a Peace Patroller????
(oh yea, I'm already against the next war)

ditto!!!


You are a Peace Patroller, also known as an anti-war liberal or neo-hippie. You believe in putting an end to American imperial conquest, stopping wars that have already been lost, and supporting our troops by bringing them home.


it might be the following

Of Course It Hurts, You’re Getting Screwed by an Elephant
“Fight the Power,” by Public Enemy

Leslie Anne 04-13-2008 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jen0830 (Post 1633044)
Loved the quiz. Is there one for conservatives, who may be DNA altered?

Yes, there is one. I'm about to post it.


ETA: I posted it....and I feel like such a traitor. :(

shinerbock 04-13-2008 02:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Leslie Anne (Post 1633371)
Yes, there is one. I'm about to post it.


ETA: I posted it....and I feel like such a traitor. :(

Don't worry lib, I'm sure it won't be the last time. I kid, I kid.

Educatingblue 04-13-2008 11:43 AM

I am a Eco-Avenger. Very interesting!

Leslie Anne 04-13-2008 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shinerbock (Post 1633379)
Don't worry lib, I'm sure it won't be the last time. I kid, I kid.

Aww, low blow, low blow, shiner. S'okay though. I'll get you back some day. :D

a.e.B.O.T. 04-14-2008 03:42 AM

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Originally Posted by nittanyalum (Post 1633278)
Co-sign, I still laugh so hard I get tears when I just think about that one.

Yeah, I actually went out and bought it


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