Favorite Movie Quote
 

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What are your favorite movie quotes? Some of mine are:

From "Big Daddy", I like "Whatcha got in the bag Corrine? Chicken wings, boobie tassles?"

From "Shag", I like "You don't know me, you don't love me, you sure as hell damn don't want to marry me, so why don't you leave me the hell alone?"

From "Cocktail", I like "Bar's Open."

From Mallrats -
TS: "How did I go from the verge of hot floridian sex with brandy to man-of-steel coital debates with you in the food court?"
Brodie: "Cookie stand isn't part of the food court. The cookie stand is upstairs, the cood court is downstairs"
TS: "The cookie stand is an eatery, an eatery qualifies as the food court"
Brodie: "Eateries that operate within designated square count as part of the food court. Anything operating outside of said designated square is an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking"

"Are you a pot-head focker?" from Meet The Parents

I love all of Empire Records- that movie rocks overall

Heidi

Leslie...SHAG ROCKS. I thought I was the only one that knew of that movie.

Heidi..."Damn the man Joe. Save the Empire."

Of course I'm a big Gone With the Wind Fan so all I have to say is,"Frankly my darling, I don't give a damn." and "Fiddle-de-de."

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From "Top Gun": "Your ego is writing checks your body can't cash!"

Lovelovelove that movie, Lovelovelove Tom in that movie (although I still have yet to come across a Navy pilot who even vaguely resembles him http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/mad.gif )

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Austin Powers

"Allow myself to introduce....myself. My name is Richie Cunningham, and this is my partner Oprah!"

ooh! same movie

"This is my international secretary Alotta Fagina"

Come Again?! http://www.plauder-smilies.de/lach.gif

Love Jones! don't remember the exact words, but...at the end, Larenz says to Nia Long...

"I don't know, but I know I love you, and that's serious as hell!" http://www.plauder-smilies.de/knuddel.gif

That is all! woohoo! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif

soror6

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I love virtually every phrase uttered in
Good Will Hunting namely;

where Will argues with that guy about college miseducation.

where Will talks about not taking the job because of 'his buddy taking shratonal in the ass' for it.

When the Doctor tells him to go, not letting the woman go

but mainly when Ben Affleck tells Will that he wants to show up at his door one day and him not be there - I've referrenced that as a metaphor for a friend of mine once

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The two top quotes from About Last Night - one for the girls and one for the guys.

"I refuse to go out with a guy whose ass is smaller than mine."

"Never call a broad more than once a week. Never, never, never."

"So you go on and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a s%&t."

--Morgan Freeman, The Shawshank Redemption

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man--I get older, they stay the same age."

--Matthew McConaughey, Dazed and Confused

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

--Kevin Spacey, The Usual Suspects

"Put that coffee down! You think I'm f@#ing with you? I am not f@#ing with you. Coffee is for closers."

--Alec Baldwin, Glengarry Glen Ross

this quote (from 'billy madison')is definitely a classic... my roomate and i would memorize it and say it to each other at random times during the day... i love it!

"Mr. Madison. What you've just said....is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

~tatianna

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it's hard being a princess...AGD

oh my there are soooooo many,

Cheif - man you stole my ones from shawshank, usual suspects and dazed and confused, good picks http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif

some of my favs:

"give me some sugar baby" and "groovy" - Army of Darkness

"you remid me of the babe.
What babe?
the babe of the power?
what power?
the power of voodoo
who do?
you do
do what?
remind me of the babe" - Labrynth

"bing, bing, bing, marajuania affects the memory"
"F**K you, F**K you, F**L you, you're cool, F**K you, i'm out" - Half baked

"stoops!" - Kids

Oh man there are many more and when i remember i will post them http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif

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Hootie: Shag is classic!!! "This is the most fun!

I also forgot, from Sister Act 2, "Baby, save it for Oprah"...From Empire Records, "Now Debra, don't be bitter! With your ever growing collection of flesh-mutilating silver appendages and your brand new neo-nazi bootcamp make-over, the boys'll come a runnin!"...and from A Few Good Men, "Thank you for playing should we or should we not follow the advice of the galactically stupid!"

Good Will Hunting:
"Do you like apples? Well how do you like them apples?"

I thought of another one, from Billy Madison:
"Its nudie magazine day! Its nudie magazine day!"

Whenever I walk out to the mailbox, I think that http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/wink.gif

I have two good ones:

Your damned if you do, and your damned if you don't - Bart Simpson

What we do in life echoes an eternity
Gladiator

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The Power of one
The Force of Many
HOO RAH!!

OK, I thought of a pretty good Empire Records quote. Mark is telling Lucas he's starting a band, and they're deciding on a name. Mark decides the band should be called 'Marc', to be psychadelic & Lucas says...
LUCAS: "Always play with their minds."

I love the song "Little Bastard" from the movie, but that's another thread...
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Heidi

OK - the billy madison line from earlier? I say that about twice a day - anyway

Tommy Boy:
"Seat belts - put the lil end into the big end. Let's face it folks - if ya can't figure this one out, go ahead and ring your call button and tommy will come around and hit you over the head with a tack hammer, because you are a retard."

Happy Gilmore:
To caddy: "Just don't let me do anything stupid."
3 minutes later, after standing in front of the guy driving: "Where were you on that one, dipsh*t?"

The Big Lebowski:
"This isn't 'Nam, this is bowling - there are rules."

"Phone's ringing dude."

"I'm not Mr. Lebowski - you're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the dude, or his dudeness, or el duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing."

Half-Baked:
the whole scene w/ "I think to understand how killer died, you have to understand who Killer the Dog was . . . ", right up to the dog smoking crack
-also the scene at AA w/ Bob Sagat - "Weed's not a drug . . ."

Meet the Parents:
"Well, you see, Greg's Jewish."
"Oh, just like JC!"

"I bet you would, Panama Red."


jeez - some buddies and i basically converse in movie quotes sometimes, it's weird - i'll stop though, that's probably too many as it is

"I'm gonna get you suckers"\
-Bowfinger

i have so many i cant even pick any out! anyways from d&C, sorry if i dont get it perfect, and this is pathetic, but off the top of my heads i cant remember their names, so bare w/ me:
Hey man, you gotta joint?
naw man, not on me
you'd be a whole lot cooler if you did

And basically the whole entire script of American Beauty, it's just incredibly written and true!

OK I will start out with the funniest movie of all time.

witch scene from Monty Python and the search for the Holy Grail.
Bring out your dead!

Customer
Here's one.
Cart Master...Ninepence.
Dead Person ...I'm not dead!
Cart Master ...What?
Customer ....Nothing. Here's your ninepence.
Dead Person ....I'm not dead!
Cart Master ...'Ere. He says he's not dead!
Customer ...Yes, he is.
Dead Person ...I'm not!
Cart Master ...He isn't?
Customer ...Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
Dead Person ...I'm getting better!
Customer ...No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
Cart Master ...Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
Dead Person ...I don't want to go on the cart!
Customer ...Oh, don't be such a baby.

Cart Master ...I can't take him.
Dead Person ...I feel fine!
Customer ...Well, do us a favour.
Cart Master ...I can't.
Customer ...Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
Cart Master ...No, I've got to go to the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
Customer ...Well, when's your next round?
Cart Master ...Thursday.
Dead Person ...I think I'll go for a walk.
Customer ...You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look, isn't there something you can do?
Dead Person ...[singing] I feel happy... I feel happy.
[whop]

Witch Scene

Bedevere ...And what do you burn apart from Witches?
Villager #1 ...More Witches!
Villager #3 ...Shh!
Villager #2 ...Wood!
Bedevere ...So, why do Witches burn?
[pause]
Villager #3 ...B--... 'cause they're made of... wood?
Bedevere ...Good! Heh heh.
Crowd ...Oh, yeah. Oh.
Bedevere ...So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
Villager #1 ...Build a bridge out of her.
Bedevere ...Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
Villager #1 ...Oh, yeah.
Random ...Oh, yeah. True. Uhh...
Bedevere ...Does wood sink in water?
Villager #1 ...No. No.
Villager #2 ...No, it floats! It floats!
Villager #1 ...Throw her into the pond!
Crowd ...The pond! Throw her into the pond!
Bedevere ...What also floats in water?
Villager #1 ...Bread!
Villager #2 ...Apples!
Villager #3 ...Uh, very small rocks!
Villager #1 ...Cider!
Villager #2 ...Uh, gra-- gravy!
Villager #1 ...Cherries!
Villager #2 ...Mud!
Villager #3 ...Churches! Churches!
Villager #2 ...Lead! Lead!


Arthur ...A duck!

Spaceballs..."What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?"

Sorry about the length, but I am a huge fan.

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oh man, awsome post LeslieAGD
I have sooo many, so excuse my french ahead of time, ya'll http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif

Whatever it Takes: "Heres $10.00 5 for the check, and 5 to get a clue"

Reindeer Games: "All I want is some hot chocolate and some got damn pecan pie"

Players Club: " Them b@#$*es were all Buckynaked"
"If I get up there will be trouble Trouble troubbllleee"

Donnie Brasco : " Hey, whats forget about it mean?, You know when your wit the fellas and ya say which is better a caddie or an oldsmobile, u say eh , forget about it. Or if your with your old lady yanking ya chain, you say eh forget about it"

Godfather: "it's time to take it the mattresses"

Happy Gilmore: Fight with Bob Barker " The price is right B@$@!"

sorry all this is a commercial line but it's soo my favorite"
Old M&M Commercial: "The names Chocolate Bar.... But you can call me Chococolatte..."

DGPhoney~

oooooohh.. another good one from Godfather I....

"Lou Brazi sleeps with da fishes"


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it's hard being a princess...AGD

From American Beauty:

"Well, we're both freaks, and we'll always be freaks. And you'll never be a freak 'cause you're just too perfect!"

That line makes me cry (I am a SAP). It just reminds me that no matter what, two people can find peace with eachother.

I'll come up with funnier lines later. It's just that I watched American Beauty last night...

This is a fun topic!! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif

Grease 2: Isn't that weird? Not weird, weird, but like, exciting weird?

The Untouchables: What are you prepared to do?

The Untouchables: Did he sound anything like that???

When Harry Met Sally: When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with someone, you want the rest of your life to start right now.

Runaway Bride: I guarantee that we'll have tough times. And I guarantee that at some time, one or both of us will want out. But I know that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life.

The Best Man: I'm horny, I've been drinking tequila shots all night, my hormones are raging, and I don't wanna talk about no gotd*mn peas. F*ck you, good night. How 'bout that?

BORED
BEYOND
BELIEF

from LA Story

(and this is exactly how I'm feelign right now LOL).

That part was funny as h-e-double hockey sticks! LMAO!
One of my favorite lines is from one of the Steven Segall movies...with Screwface.(I beleive it's Marked for Death)
"E'ry body wan' go a heaven. But nobody wan' dead!"
Another one is from Hocus Pocus. The part where one of them starts jumping up and down saying "A muck a muck a muck."
My best friend HATES when I do that. She always leaves herself open for me to do it!

TOMBSTONE:

"I'm your huckleberry"

COLOR PURPLE:

"Yo kids so clean, you wanna come work for me"

"When he on top of me doin his bizness"

"I's married na, I's married"

My mom kept going around saying this to our family at her reception last year.
Too funny. LOL
Another one...The Jerk
I don't remember it word for word, but the part where he was leaving his house and he was picking up all the things he would need.
"All I need is this chair, this lamp,and this remote control. That's all I need."
From Shrek
When the donkey is singing...
"Ibelieve Ibelieve Ibelieve..."
I just like that part cuz my little sisters were crackin' up like it was the funniest thing ever!

That movie is awesome. I got it on DVD for Christmas. I like when he writes home to his family about his girlfriend, the motorcycle rider, and he says something along the lines of "I should have some more money to send home soon, she said she's going to give me a &%$@ job!" and his "brother" starts laughing, but nobody else gets it.

Also, when his mom tells him he's not black. "You mean I'm gonna be this color forever?"

That is a classic Steve Martin movie!

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Wow, it's been at least 15 years since I saw The Jerk, but one scene sticks out in my mind, when Steve Martin is walking along with his dad:

Dad (pointing to the ground): See that?
Steve: Yeah.
Dad: That's s%&t.
(holding up shoe polish): See that?
Steve: Yeah.
Dad: That's Shinola.
Steve (pointing): S%&t...Shinola.
Dad (proudly): Son, you're gonna be all right!

also from the jerk:

"I've heard about these . . . cat jugglers."

amazing movie

demon knight-Gladiator line IS the best...

Blues Brothers,"We're on a mission from God."

Favorite Movie Quotes,

* As good as it gets (Jack Nicolson) "Go crazy some place else." That movie is hillarious. It is full of awesome quotes. I love the dog too.

* A Few Good Men (Jack Nicolson) "Your messing with the wrong Marine."

* Pearl Harbor. When FDR gets out of his chair and is frustrated with everyones cant do attitude.

*Top Gun. I feel the need for speed.

*Braveheart. I cant remember the exact words but when Mel Gibson was in the tent with the princess. When he talks French and Latin.



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DGPhoney: I love that Reindeer Games quote! "Nick doesn't do anything until Nick gets something for Nick. I want some hot chocolate...and some pecan f*cking pie."

HAHA, I thought I was the only one who saw that movie, everyone I know hates it, but it was funny, especially that line,lol
DGPhoney~

The movie TEEN WITCH!
"I'm hot your not, but if you wanna get with me then I'll give ya one shot, top that!"

Big Daddy : "I let my kid become the stinky kid in class?"

Shaft: "Anyone who wants to maintain their employment with the LAPD, it might be in their best interest to leave now..."

Friday: ***edited*** "What you doin' stealin' boxes? You tryin' to build a club house?"

Well, I guess its my turn to add MY favorite quote from Empire Records:

Lucas(to Joe) "Who knows where thoughts come from..they just appear"

From Friday...
"You gotta be a stupid motha f*cka to get fired on your day off"-Smokey

I'm paraphrasing, but...
"Man, y'all aint never got nothing that go together. You got kool aid, you aint god no sugar... You got ham, you aint got no burger."-Smokey

"Puff, Puff, Give, Puff, Puff, GIVE, man. C'mon...you f*cking up the rotation!"-Smokey

From Dead Man on Campus...
Cooper Frederickson: Young man! Where have you been? I was up all night worried sick. Do you know what time it is?
Josh Miller: I LOVE college. I love everything about it. The people, the freedom. This room. This chair. Look at this chair!
Cooper Frederickson: You had sex last night didn't you?
Josh Miller: That's a nice shirt.

From Office Space...
"Hey...you guys hear about the party tonight? I'm thinking about taking the new girl from logistics. If I'm lucky I might just be getting my O-face on tonight. Ya know...OH OH OH OH....OH....yeeeeeeah"


HAHHAHA..ok...man...i have finals i need to study for!

I love that movie!!!! My favorite line from that is "PCLoadLetter?!?! What the f**k does that mean?"

Every time a piece of technology pisses me off, I have to say it http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif