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Pranks
Okay, I might get in trouble for suggesting this, but I want to hear some pranks that you guys have pulled, or have been pulled on your campus. NOT because I want to repeat them, just because I think they are funny.
As for me, my originality is lacking, so most of my involvement has been in prank phone calls and stolen paddles. |
I know one time last year I think... there were a bunch of sorority charters stolen (charter def: A paper from nationals with all the founders of the chapters names on it... usually framed and hung) and well... A few of our sisters decided it would be funny to take ours, photo copy it and then hide it- hanging the photo copy in its place... and well... it scared the shit out of us, we were so worried that it was taken... but eventually they told us, or I think someone may have found it... (I think it was hidden in plain sight) Anyways, it was really funny... once it was over!!!
I remember in the dorms, we used to just pull out the stalker book (campus directory) and call random people... Speaking of, my little's last name starts with Zy, so shes the last person in the stalker book, people would call her machine and say "Did you know you're the last person in the phone book?!" lol... Also: (gee, Im long winded tonite!) at my best friend's school, if you dont dial 9 to get off campus and try to call Papa John's Pizza, you call her room... so they would always get either freshman or drunk people calling for Pizza, their answering machine told you to dial 9, but if they answered, they would take the order and tell people how long and how much... it was funny... I got to do it once... I know its mean, but it gets annying! Just like back here at my real home, our number is the same number as a car service in the city, so at 3am we always get calls where you pick up and someone says "Can I have a car?" So when my dad answers, he tells them it'll be about 15 minutes... and hangs up... I just tell them that its the wrong #! ------------------ "...A dynamic sisterhood of powerful and passionate women maintaining uncompromising principles, igniting positive change, and embracing individuality!" Phi Sigma Sigma - Gamma Gamma Chapter --- 1-9-4-6 Doohretsis! Tau Beta Sigma - Delta Omicron Chapter --- Go Golden Chickens! I mean EAGLES! There are only a few good things that came out of Clarion- Chris Kirkpatrick of NSync, Kurt Angle (Pre WWF!) and any PHI SIGMA SIGMA! |
Ok, this is so gay but here goes! My senior year, my roommate was the pledge mom and she told me about a really scary dream she had had where all the members of the sorority except her had joined a satanic cult and they got their names tattooed backward on their chins. The dream really freaked her out!
So that night before the pledge meeting, I called all the pledges into my room before they went to meet pledge mom in the chapter room and got eye liner and wrote each of their names backward on their chin. When my roomie walked into the chapter room, there were 21 little pledges sitting there with this "satanic marking" on their chins. She screamed and ran from the room; it was great! Hey, it was funny at the time! Honest! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif ------------------ @~Tracy~@ By the light of the lamp, by the light of the lamp, by the bright shiny light, by the light of the lamp...if you are a DeeZee, you're the best that you can be, by the bright shiny light of the lamp! |
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My best pranks have always been phone related, probably because im a nerd. Anyways, the first is when someone’s phone has call forwarding (every company’s is different so you’ll half to do some research) but once you have it down you can program their phone to send all incoming calls to another number, the more creative the more funny it will be. Forwarding it to a phone sex line, pizza place, another House, suicide hotline, admissions etc. It will take awhile for them to figure out what is going on and most people have it and never use it so they will half to call an operator for help. Another good one is a exaggerated version of the pizza delivery instead of calling one pizza place and ordering 20 pizzas call 20 pizza places and order 1 pizza from each. If you really want to get creative and have a lot of free time on your hands get the yellow pages out and start calling companies such as AC repair, exterminators, pool cleaners, plumbers, TV repair and of course make sure that you set the appointments for Saturday at the earliest time possible. If you really put some effort in, you can cause a mini traffic jam on the persons street. Another good one is to place a classified add in the newspaper with the persons (victims) number in it, make sure what ever you list is a great deal and what someone would want (so they will get a lot of phone calls) and make sure that you put down the best time to call (early morning). Anyways a lot of papers charge so put it in one of those free circular add papers or just print up your own fliers and pass them out or post them on campus. Well this is pretty much what im up to when I want to pull a prank its pretty fun and all you half to do is set it in motion everyone else does the work for you.
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My soph year of college, my boyfriend and I were bored, so we decided to make an effigy of his roomate (and one of our good friends), who was later than the rest of us coming back from Mardi Gras break. We took a pair of his pants and stuffed them, put a shirt on top, and stuffed it with another pair of pants to make "arms" The shirt "fake-dave" was wearing was this ugly tshirt he had that said "not only am I gorgeous, but I'm southern too!" We made a paper plate head, and cut hands out of computer paper.
Another day, we got really bored and went to www.totallyfreestuff.com and had all sorts of stuff mailed to his roomate. We've actually done this a few times. He's gotten dog food calendars, astro-glide, posters...all sorts of crazy stuff http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif Dave has gotten used to the fact that when Josh and I are bored, he'll usually get a surprise in the mail http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/cool.gif http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif |
My freshman year, I lived on the smallest floor on campus, only 22 guys, and that's including the RA and 2 SA's (soph. advisors). At the end of the hall was an apartment, where a grad. student, usually from Indiana State, lived. She worked for student affairs. One weekend, she was gone to a conference with several RA's from campus, so we decided to pull a prank on her. Incidently, the whole idea for the prank was mine, but when I came up with it, I never thought we'd do it! We went to the lumber store and bought several 2x4's, nails, drywall, drywall mud, and paint. Then, we built a frame in the hallway out of the 2x4's and nailed the drywall to it. One of the guys spent the previous summer drywalling, so he finished the drywall with the mud. After the mud had dried, we painted the wall, and then took some of the baseboard trim that had come loose around the rest of the floor and put it at the base of the wall. It looked perfect. Her boss, the guy in charge of student life at the time came over while we were building it and thought it was the funniest prank he'd ever seen. The next day she got back, and to make things worse, had to pee really bad. She came in and there was just a wall where her door had always been. She thought it was just paper and told us to tear it down. We told her it was permanent, and then banged on it to show her it was real. She got so mad, and said she was going to tell her boss. She went to his apartment, which was on campus, and told him what had happened. He told her he couldn't believe it and would deal with us accordingly. It was great!
By the way, this prank got voted the best prank of the year by the campus paper. It even beat the senior prank that year. ------------------ Steve Corbin Lambda Chi Alpha Theta Kappa Chapter Rose-Hulman Inst. of Tech. [This message has been edited by Corbin Dallas (edited July 23, 2001).] |
This used to be "legal" and tradition for all Greeks in ISU, but couple years ago some houses got trouble by doing it, so, yeah ...
The tradition goes, that a house come to other houses and "borrow" the big composite ... you know, the ones that usually hang by the fireplace ... and keep it for couple days/weeks .. then call the house, and ask them to serenade the borrower house ... then, they sign their initials behind the composite and return it. (before the story goes, I use names - no offense or anything!) So, if we see our old composites, the back of them usually full of names, dates, events and houses ... kindda neat, and historical. Greek Week 1999, we tried to "borrow" Thetas' and they were so anal about it, and oh well, it ended up nasty. They threatened to call cops and stuff. Yup. After the homecoming last year, some AChiOs stole our composite .. and we never had to serenade them, because they returned it back to us, with all these comments and additional pictures all around our pictures. Some of the comments were really funny, and we worked with Aggers and stole their composite. Oh, well, so AChiO broke into Aggers house and borrowed their composite ... it would never end, and I never imagine how hard it have to be to carry the huge composite back to other place until this year. We won Greek Week 2001 this year, and we were pairing up with Pi Phis and Delta Sigs. I talked with some of the Delta Sigs about our possibility of us borrowing Pi Phis composite, and the dude said it was impossible as he had tried it before ... so I said, what the heck .. I would give it a try. So that night, we went to Pi Phis house, and finally could break in .. and yeah, I had hard time to take it down, and walked back to our house with that huge composite ... I am wondering now how we managed that ... anyway, so we signed their composite, and returned it the day after. I brought it back, and wearing this expression like, I found this on the street and might belong to you guys ... seemed that their composite just walked away from their house and ended up in random street or something! Of course, obviously they knew me, and they thought it was neat, so all our sweat worth every drop! |
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I love me some pranks. In HS we had this really anal uptight librarian, who was also the principals wife. We were senoirs and were being warehoused in the library for a class period one semester (forget offering classes, we'll just do study hall). Wed' fight battles with her over stupid $hit like pushing in chairs and stuff. So we declared war. Me and a few friends brought books from home, and stashed them on the shelves amongst the other "legit" books. When the freshman lunch bell rang (we werent on that schedule, so we disregarded the bell) one afternoon, we (all who were in on the plot) got up, went to our books,got them off the shelves, and started tearing pages out of them. There were about 10 of us, she went nuts! I thought she was goingto be hospitalized. We got Detention. Totally worth it. She got worse to us after that so prank #2 was crafted.
Prank #2 consisted of sneaking in confetti filled helium balloons into our 3 story library (it was an atrium/galleria looking place) and letting them go about 30 minutes before we were to leave. They would float to the celing where they would remain for about 30 minutes till they popped from the lights, raining confetti everywhere as we were going to lunch. They never could prove it was us. HAHAHAHAHAHHA Finally, the best prank...We brought some hollowed out books from home that we had prepared in advance, with wind up alarm clocks inside them. We stashed them on the shelves and for about 30 minutes, every 3 minutes another one would go off...RRRIIIINNNNGGGGG. So she would be frantically running around the library trying to locate the ring. As soon as she did, another "book" would go off. God we got suspended for that stunt. Totally worth it. [This message has been edited by lifesaver (edited July 23, 2001).] |
OMG! These are too funny, I just had to add my own. Our house had some very funny pranks. One year, our president had her 20th birthday, and as it was 2000, the girls decided to do something special. The day of her birthday, they took every piece of furniture in her room, and rearranged the bathroom! She was so drunk when she got back that night, that she ended up sleeping in the bathroom!
Our sorority has a tradition of holding "pledge pranks" where the pledges get to do whatever to the house. On year, in the middle of the night, the pledge class got hundreds of styrofoam cups and filled them with water, and lined all the hallways and stairs with them, right up to the front door. The sisters living in had to take each cup, starting with the ones outside their doors, and dump them out the window, so they wouldn't spill water all over the house. Our pledge pranks were pretty bad, the house girls werent' too happy! One thing we did was, during chapter, we toilet papered the entire house (just the inside) which isn't so bad, except there was a panhel meeting there an hour after we were done! My favourite pranks were all in high school tho. One year, we managed to climb up to our flag pole (it's on the roof of our school) and hung a pirate flag. Our school building is a historic landmark, and faces a very major road. Nobody really noticed, until a driver came and reported it to the office. And my senior year, we stole a bunch of concrete blocks and cement from a construction site, and started to brick up the front door. Unfortuantely, (this was around 3 am) a cop drove by, and caught us doing this! Nothing happened, tho the wall never did get finished...oh well, it's the thought that counts! |
Those are great. We used to pennylock this freak in his room when I lived at the dorms. We calle dhim the brown bomber because he would take a crap inthe showers. So we decided revenge was in order. So we pennylocked him in his room, had the IT majors disconnect his phone line from the connection at the switchboard down the hall, so he couldnt call for help. Then we duct-taped his door, and opened the vent above his door that went out into the hall. We then began filling his room withthe fire hose. We got it about 2 feet deep in there before security got ahold of things. Come to think of it, i guess he could heve been electrocuted. Oh well. He continued to bomb, so we continued to torment. Our doors used to open into the rooms, not out, so we would get the trash cans from the bathrooms (they were our public trashcans), full of nastyness, vomit, old rotten food, we would all pee in them, one guy took a dump in them, and we would fill them as full of water as we could, and still carry them. We'd then drag it down the hall, tip it against his door and knock, he'd open the door, and the trash can would fall over into his room, andall over him. After that i think he got the clue, so started showerign on another floor, because the bombs stopped.
Ah, dorm life. One I have been dying to try is the shaving can trick. Get soemone who has access to liquid nitrogen to freeze solid about 3 cans of shaving cream. PAck them in dry ice for transport. Cut the ends off the cans with a kitchen knife(but they have to be frozen, or they will go everyhere and you'll be covered), then place three to four cans in soemones car you want to pull the prank on. As the cans thaw, the foam will expand. 3 or 4 cans can fill a midsize car. I just need a victim...... |
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It only works on doors that open in. From the hallway, the doors open into the room. What you do is get the bigges or fattest guys to lean agains the door, puttign all theirweight on the closed door. while the door is closed, but pushed against the frame, you slip a stack of pennies between the door and frame, possibly using a screwdriver and hammer if need be. Do it near the handle. The effect is that there is so much pressure on the door, by the presence of the pennies forcing the door away from the frame, you cant turn the door handle from the inside or outside because of the pressure. Confusing? It's really a simple thing if someone shows you. Explination from rottenegg.com, an online pranksters resource; "A penny-lock is very simple. If the door you want to lock opens inward, from the outside place pennies between the door and the frame on the side opposite the handle. This will prevent the door fromopening inwards, effectively locking the person inside. Depending upon the space, you may have to purchase thicker/thinnershims from the local hardware store, or use dimes or quarters. It's cheaper to buy shims than use quarters." So I guess theres two ways of doing it. |
Yay! A thread I started is a hot topic!
Okay, here is one that happened to a friend of mine. For my advertising class, we had classwork on a server called blackboard.com. When our professor set up our account, our Net ID was both our login ID and password (Net ID's are used as e-mail addresses, so it is easy to obtain anyone's), and told us to change them right away. You can send e-mail to other people in the class once you are logged on. Well, a friend of mine in our class never changed his, so someone went on his account and sent obscene messages to everyone in our class, including the professor and the TA's. He explained to me what happened, but it is still pretty damn funny. People who don't know him at all (It is a 300+ person lecture) probably think he is a real sicko. He reported it to the university, but I don't think he ever found out who did it. It is not on a University server, so there is nothing anyone can do to discipline the culprits. The next day, we all got a reminder that it is very important to change our passwords. (By the way, I do not condone this prank at all, but many universities use blackboard if anyone cares to try it out. Either way, be sure to change your password!) |
Lifesaver!!! The brown bomber? ROTFLMAO!!! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif
That is really disgusting though... I am really enjoying reading these. Yall are so funny! |
revenge
We got TP'ed last night, and we are looking for revenge on a certain fraternity that will remain nameless. Any ideas? Thanks!
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Yes!!! This topic rules....I think the administration at our campus wants to kill us right now..but we will show no mercy in the prank department....
What we have done so far this year: Soaped the huge fountain between the library and the union...bubbles were everywhere...we got caught and had to pay the clean up bill, but it was worth it. We like to mess with the TKE's on our campus, they like to mess with us too...it's a little fun rivalry. So we stole their charter and hung it up in the Triangle house...no one realized for about 2 weeks. We stole the huge (heavy as hell) triangle symbol from the front lawn of the house, and put it in the lawn of the TKE house. We recently had a pig roast, so we busted some Lord of the Flies out and put it on a stick and stuck it in the front yard of one of the local sororities here on campus. ummm...there are many many more but my fingers are getting tired from typing. d |
As a pledge prank, each of us got into our big brother's room in the house and stole a pair of underpants. Then we wrote their names and Delta Tau Delta on them in magic marker and hung them from the columns on the front of the Chi-O house.
On a more personal note, we would fill a legal size envelope full of shaving cream, cut off one end of the envelope, slide it part way under the door of someone's room and then stomp on the rest of the envelope. Or empty a huge bag of potato chips in someone's bed under the blanket or top sheet and hope they would lie down on top of the blanket before they went to bed. Or pee in a cup (different conotation these days), ballance it on a doorknob when someone was inside his room -- then knock on the door. Didn't do much for their shoe shine. As a freshman someone penny locked us into our dorm room. We all had wrapped pieces of friction tape on the inside handles to get a better grip so we could open the door. Well, we twisted so hard that we broke the lock and the University Maintenance people had to come a remove the lock so we could get out of our room. Hey, who says we didn't know how to have fun in the sixties? Pretty dumb, huh? Juvenile? DeltAlum |
Love the envelope trick, DeltAlum! That is funny! ;)
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Thanks to Stuff For Men magazine
Ok, this morning I took a piece of transparent tape and wrote "Got Nookie?". Next, I placed it on the xerox copier in our lounge area. So who ever copied something, it will say "Got Nookie?" on the top righthand corner.
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A few years ago I was doing lawn maintance(dont call me a lawn mower!:p ) for summer work. The mechanic at the compay was just an assshole so any chance we got, we would fuck with him. One morning we got really tired of his crap(pun intended, read on) and poured a bunch of exlax in his 1 liter coke. It was a pretty hot morning out and he goes and grabs his coke and just chugs it!!! He drank probably half the bottle and put it down with a funny look on his face... while we are around the corner laughing our asses off! FF a little, one crew was a guy short so he had to go out. The first job on their route was a BIG industrial job. So he gets to mow the biggest part of the field and about halfway through a guy noticed he was going really slow and walking funny... A few seconds later, he takes off running(very carefully I might add) to the truck and drives off!! I never did find out if he actually made it somewhere or not...:confused: Cold stares for everyone the next morning, while we are all smiling ear to ear!!:D |
ROTFL! These are great! :)
Short-sheeting is pretty easy to do. You take the flat sheet off your victim's bed. Tuck the bottom of the flat sheet into the top of the bed, as if you were making the bed upside down. Then fold the free end of the sheet back up. The bottom of the flat sheet should look like the top of the fitted shset. Then, put the blanket/comforter back as it was. Looks like a nicely made bed until you try to get into it. Here is a good one: There was a pretty obnoxious freshman one year living on a particular floor in my dorm. So one day, his floormates relocated his room. Onto the river. The Charles River basin freezes solid enough to support a significant amount of weight during probably 4 winters out of 5. So 5 or 6 of this guy's floormates took his school-issued bed, desk, and chair out onto the river and set up a "room" for him. Made the bed with his sheets, gave him an empty keg for a nightstand, etc. People still joke about the "room with a view" :) |
Oh damn! I almost forgot about this one!! Take notes!!!:D :D
Last year my brother, sister-in-law and I were going to a Christmas party some friends were having. We were supposed to go make some cookies with some other friends that were also going. Well, we got ther just in time to do the frosting. We started by doing the normal one color per cookie.. after a few minutes our childlike minds begin to wonder:D and we started to put designs on them, getting progressively more perverted as time went on. Well even that got to a point of being old after a few minutes. So I started looking around the kitchen for ideas. I look over to the counter and see, A BIG TUB OF CISCO!! I looked over at my brother with a big shit eating grin on my face nad said "DUDE!, look" while I turned to look at the crisco!! We both started busting up simultaniously!! The crisco had the exact same consistancy as the frosting we were using. We started spreading it on some of the cookies, also throwing on some designs to make those cookies blend in alittle better. These cookies ended up with mostly multicolored Xs so we could identify them at the party. I think we ended up with like 3 dozen cookies and probably a dozen were crisco laced. So we finally get to the party and lay out the cookies. Well we didnt know that people would be bringing their kids. So one of the woman that knew what we did snitched and they had to hide the cookies!!! We were so pissed!! I just wanted to see one persons face as they chewed on a big crisco covered cookie!! That would have been absolutely classic!!! |
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Crap into a bag. put a nice ribbon on it! Light it up on your FAVS front pourch and run like hell!:D
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Here's a harmless little prank. Open the shower head and put some Jello mix in there. Tada it's a colorful shower. Shaving cream or vaseline on the ear part of the phone. It helps if you are next door and call so you can hear the prank. Saran wrap on the toilet under the seat. Watch out!
The best prank had me as the victim. Our pledges had to 'kidnap' the sisters. Usually, they would kidnap us at our meeting and have a pizza party or dessert. This year two of our pledges barged into our meeting with a police officer saying that they were being arrested for trying to buy alcohol with fake ID. They were crying,"You can't send me to jail." They made the President, VP (me) and pledge educator go into this room to clear up the whole thing. When we get there, the guy puts on some music and takes off his clothes! :eek: He was a stripper! Wow! I didn't expect that. |
not exactly a prank but...
this year a certain sorority on campus had a 6 foot inflatable penis decorated with lights and white toilet paper on their roof...while some of the sisters put it on their own house think about how funny it would have been if it was on their neighbor's roof ;)
it has since been removed due to many compalints from faculty, admin, and locals...ahh fun fun fun |
The shaving cream one works best if you very carefully lay a huge book on the portion outside the door and take a running leap and land squarely on the book. WHAM!!! Every ounce of shaving cream is gone!
Another one that's guaranteed to give a guy some grief is to call his fraternity house or dorm when he's not there and ask for "Hot Lips (Hislastname)". I swear to you he'll never live it down. The worst one I saw was when a girl made a huge sign and posted it in a fraternity's lawn one Friday night--"John Doe" has the smallest ___ in Auburn. Many many people had seen it by the time the guy saw it late Saturday morning...seems like a photo of it was in the yearbook.... |
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We were doing a fundraiser with lots of rehearsals. One of the men in the cast was such a mooch! He never brought his own livations or snacks. Rather, he would go from table to table helping himself. Tired of the scavanger, one observer made up a tray of chips and had a "leftover" sandwich. He had taken a bite out of the bread and then, spread it with catfood! All of us knew and as we watched, he snuck over and took the sandwhich and ate it. The WAY he devoured it was the funny part. EVERYONE burst out laughing, but when he found out, he was so ticked off he wouldn't even finish rehearsal.
The same "prankster" said he had called up a dirt company and requested a truckload of top soil for a neighbor. He instructed them to dump it on the front lawn for a landscaping project and to deliver it when the neighbor was at work. |
My Dad did this back in the 60s. He wasnt greek but I was suprised when he told me about it 10 years ago. When he was in the dorms in school he had this hallmate he dispised. well him and his roommate who was a chem magor made a plan. They wired the hall toilets with this explosive and put Jello gellitin and put something else with it. Well, they timed it so when the guys went to do their business it would shoot up right back at them. Pretty funny story. Though my dad did get kicked out of the dorm and had to live off campus. But luckily he got to stay in school.
I can think of quite a bit of pranks. Sometimes some brothers as a practical joke would hang girls panties on the top of the chandelier. One time one of my brothers peed in this pitcher and put ice in it and left it for this group of guys at this bar and said it was on him. I couldnt believe he did that. |
Hahaha....Ali...(angelphisig)....I was involved in the charter incident but figures I always was in the trouble. They hid the charter in the bathroom from what I remember...too funny...people were really upset about it b/c they just couldn't find it. It was hilarious...and I almost forgot about it until you said it.
I remember also one night when a group of my friends and I were drunk and had to go to Papa Johns to pick up pizza b/c we were starving...well...we went in to get the pizza and for some drunk person reason grabbed a christmas tree by the side of the station that looked a little like the charlie brown christmas tree...we laughed so hard and imagine our sober driver's face when we come back out and stuff a christmas tree in the car with the pizza. We did all the silly phone book like you talked about with the a.k.a. stalker book! They were some fun times. I also remember a story were my friend kristy and I wanted to steal this big flag sig pi had in their house but we couldn't find a way to take it without being noticed so we chickened out and only stole a little blow up frog from a party...We thought we were the coolest though....oh those were the good 'ol days. Big losers with no guts. And then their was the time when we stole the plaque from 1st place in parade during homecoming from out float. We did the float with theta chi and they took both the plaque and trophy so one of our sisters decided we needed the one and stuffed in under her shirt at a party without being caught from their mantle...boy, were we suprised when she got home and showed it to us! Well, I'm sure if I sit here long enough I can think of plenty more I think we had one for each weekend really. |
Not exactly a prank but one time I was at abc school on a road trip and we saw a member from abc sorority did a dash around her house(on the row) topless. I was with a group of guys and we were just speechless.
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Before palm pilots came out they had these little magic diary organizer things when I was in high school. Mine had a remote control programed in it! :eek: So during class I would hide it and hit the power and volume button. It could be in the middle of a lecture and suddenly the tv goes on. When they got used to it, to annoy them even more I would turn the volume up as high as it went. :D Some people found out what was going on right away, others never knew till this day.
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OK, this is going to be long. We had a lot of free time on our hands back when I lived in the house:
1. We had pledges live in our house and during one really long house test, we took all of their doors off the hinges and switched them on the rooms. It took them a half hour to figure out why their keys wouldn't work 2. One afternoon, a guy was aggrevating me, so myself and another guy cleaned out his closet and managed to create a clothesline dangling from the roof that was 50 feet off the ground. It took him two days to get his clothes down. 3. Just recently, one of the guys I graduated with moved to a new town and created a personal on one of those internet meeting web sites. Well, somehow... the guys at the house found out and made posters of his personal all over the house. He got a call one night and one of the girls he used to see recited it to him. 4. When living with other people and sharing a computer ALWAYS sign out of MSN Messenger or other such applications. I made that mistake one day and a friend got into my email account and sent a email and a poem to a girl telling her how much of a crush on her. To make matters worse, it was just a few hours before a presidents' round table meeting we both had to be at. When I said hi like nothing was going on, she was like "Since when do you write poetry?" 5. If you're in a hurry to get out of Walmart, never ask your friend if the credit card he's using is the stolen one from that wallet you found outside. 6. One of my friends had a digital voice recorder so he could give himself messages for a sort of to do list. His roomate would always record things on it so he'd be in class and be going over the things and hear, "do laundry." "Call Mom." "Refill anal wart cream prescription." |
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