In this thread, we speak using Quotes from Airplane
 

excuse me stewardess..i speak jive.

The fog is getting thicker! And Leon's getting laaaarger!

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."

"Surely you can't be serious!"
"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

Yes. Yes, I remember. I had lasagna.

My daddy says you don't work hard enough on defense.

Oh yeah! "You try dragging Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 4 quarters..."

"Auntie Em! Auntie Em!"

"Good luck, we're all counting on you"

"And we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"

Striker!!

"To the tower? Rapunzel! Rapunzel!"

"Ever seen a grown man naked?"

"I picked a bad day to give up ______________."

"it's right over there"

"It was worse than Detroit."

"Oh, Ted..."

A hospital? What is it?
It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.


You got a letter from headquarters this morning.
What is it?
It's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important.


Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?


No wonder you're upset. She's lovely. And a darling figure... supple, pouting breasts... firm thighs. It's a shame you two don't get along.

"Alright now everybody, get in crash positions!"

What can you make of this?

I can make a hat, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl!

"Alright, give me Ham on 5 hold The Mayo."

Hi, Jack!

"The 'white zone' is for loading and unloading only. Please do not park in the white zone."

"Listen, Betty, don't start up on your 'white zone' shit again."

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We have clearance, Clarence.
Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?

We built this city on rock and roll.

Oh, wait. That was Jefferson Airplane...

There's a sale at Pennys!!!!!


Just Kidding (After plugging out the runway lights)

Mayday, Mayday!!!

What the Heck is that?

Why, that's the Russian New Year. We can have a parade and serve hot hors d'oeuvres...