American Idol 7
 

A new season starts soon. Here's a link to an article about it. http://www.variety.com/VR1117978921.html

At least the producers admit that they are to blame for last season's catastrophe. At the same time, Simon Lythgoe says he's grateful for Sanjaya. Are you kidding me??? Sanjaya is the reason I stopped tuning in. The show was terrible because of him and I felt every episode revolved him and his hair and his lack of talent.

Hopefully this season will be better although I'm not nearly as psyched for it as I was for past seasons. I might watch the first episode and see how it is. If I notice that they are still showing more on the terrible singers during auditions than the good ones, I'll stop watching.

Me too. Not too long ago, you couldn't tell me not to watch it. I plan on watching the first episode as a test and if it is lame...on to something else.

I feel the same way I get in the zone come AI time but last year was so disappointing (especially after the high of Season 5)

I'm still not sure if I'll watch this season, but I will likely, at the very least check out the Dallas auditions.

Idol has bored me more and more every year.....

... and supposedly this year is supposed to be so "new & exciting" but I'm not sure how much more exciting it will be.

I'd loooooove it if they addressed 3 of the last few idols recently losing their contracts back to back (Katharine, Ruben & that Soul Train dude)... but I doubt they will.

With the writers' strike, what else is there to watch? I don't like the auditions part so I'll skip most of that, but once they go to Hollywood, I'll be watching.

LOL! It's Soul Patrol not Soul Train!

Thank goodness for DVR! I think the episode tonight is two hours. I will watch it later, skip all the garbage, and see it in 20 minutes! ;)

lol Soul Patrol, Soul Train, same difference... haha

You know, I think it would be a LOT more fun if they set up cameras in that house they live in.

Supposedly the "new" part of American Idol this year is going to be showing more of the stories behind the people who advance... I guess they heard the masses when we said we were tired of the garbage last year!

oh GOOD LORD @ the auditions.

temptress browne please sit yo non-singing, football-playing, wheelchair-ridden-mama self DOWN!

OMG you are so heartless! LMAO!

Poor Temptress.

What am I doing. I'm watching Idol again. It's like slowing down on the highway to watch a crash!

I am laughing at that girl Alexis (with the star earrings). She was the one who kept giving the camera the finger and thought she sounded like Janis Joplin. Best quote of the night, "I am going to pursue actressing."

Um yeah, you go ahead and do that.

I think Alexis had a slight speach impediment.
Either that, or she speaks like some of our trolls (and Earp)

forget slowing down...this one you actually pull over and get out for....

Alex(is) is crazy......hahahahaha...Wlhelm DaFoe...dayum

I really like the people they have sent through to Hollywood in the first hour.
The first guy (with the weight loss) and the guy who sang in Spanish are my favorites so far.

Can I just say ouch? Loud does mean you have a strong voice!

Nooo sex allowed...SING IT WIF ME!!!

Ahahahahaha I loved the "No sex allowed" song! It made me laugh.

I'm also really glad that they've shown more good singers than in previous seasons. Yeah, there have been some amusingly bad ones, but as opposed to last year, we've actually seen quite a few singers move onto the next round.

I love this gal. Horse Training, martial arts, cage fighting and a great voice! Very likeable personality.

Ok I just realized that my post about "No Sex Allowed" was post #69. That's ironic.

Do we have to?? :p

aawwww scheeeeit now...Imma go out and become a Christian tomorrow!!

right after this glass of Abslout and cran

She said "69" lol

I hope someone posts the lyrics to "No Sex Allowed" so I can send them to my friend who works for an abstinence non-profit.

dont vote for pedro!

and ima need like 3/4 of these folks to sit down.

"If she were a bathtub, I would caulk her" :eek:

I have Grey Goose and Lemonade. Come on over!

Oooh I want some....

Chest Waxing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"If she were Columbo, I'd Peter Falk her."

"I want to Stalk her"

(need the lyrics to this)

Motherfaulk that.....LOL

I can't stop laughing at that one. Just hit the DVR record so it will record the last hour. Then I can sit and transcribe that song for us. Too funny

Star Wars gal was just freaky.

Chest waxed man.. OMG!

Leia doesn't need a makeover....she needs an overhaul


A new hyper drive some twin quad cannons and a bubble gun in the back and she may be 1/2 way decent....

Milo

No Sex Allowed
I’m sittin around minding my biz
Something’s wrong and I don’t know what it is
My girl comes around, she’s an Oedipus Rex
She starts playing with me all she wants is sex
But take it from me hear what I say
I don’t need that there’s a better way
So I promise her love as she sings along
Cuz sex is weak and love is strong

No sex allowed
I don’t want to be part of your crowd
No sex allowed
If you don’t like it get out of town

can we get the lyrics to the stalking song too??

Are you sure? It sounds like he's saying "Oedipus Rex." :p

Give me a few minutes to transcribe.. sheesh! (feel free to make corrections.. hard to hear at times)

Stalker song

There is this girl I know I follow her around
She doesn’t notice me it really gets me down
I broke into her house when she wasn’t there
Took off all my clothes and tried on her underwear
I'm always thinking of her
I really think that I love her

I’m not much of a talker
So I guess that I’ll just stalk her
And I’ll just stalk her
If she were a doggie, I would walk her
If she were a blackboard I would chalk her
If I were columbo I’d Peter Falk her
But she's not so I’ll just stalk her

If she were at bat with a guy on first, I’d balk her
If she were Willona from Good Times I’d be Jimmie Walker
If she were a bathtub I would caulk her

And then Simon made him stop and leave...lol

You're right, I'll correct it in the lyrics post!