Bad Slogan Game
 

Rules: After you create a BAD SLOGAN for the product or service listed by the poster above you, you enter the next product or service, or person, whatever--for the next poster to create a BAD (as in advertising) SLOGAN for.

Example:
Cranberry Juice: The Cheap Answer To A Urinary Tract Infection.

In the interest of Christmas, lets start with:
Candy Canes




Stolen from Addforums

Candy Canes:
Something you will have in your purse for months after Christmas.


Next: Sprint

Sprint: Mystery charges, and then some more surprises!

Next: Yogurt

Yogurt! The consistency of snot...but it's not!


(sorry to be gross)

Next: cellphones

Cellphones, so your mother can reach you at all times of the day.


coffee

Coffee: Like crack, but legal

Dell

Dell: trouble-shooting call takes hours becuase you cant understand the his/her english ( outsourcing to India)

chocolate

FORD = Found On the Road Dead, buy one.

Kraft cheese

Kraft Cheese: Genuine artificial Cheese-like Food Product.

Walmart

Walmart: When you are in a hurry.....shop elsewhere!!


Kmart

Amtrak: Even the terrorists won't ride us

Bose

overpriced, sounds like shite.

Apple

We deliver for you....even if you mail is opened or ripped to shreds.


Google

Google: 50 million hits...that won't help a bit!


Next: Twinkies

Twinkies...last forever in the packaging...last forever on your thighs.



McDonald's

McDonalds: 3 days worth of caloric intake... im loving it!

Orbit Gum

For Sore Jaws, No Matter What


Geico

Cool, cute, comical commercials - craptastic coverage!

Starbucks

Starbucks...Disregard the Satanic Imagery and Have a Merry Christmas!



Mountain Dew

Oh, Sorry, were you planning on sleeping in the next 36 hours?



Rolaids

R-O-L-A-I-D-S spells relief when you can't spell PRILOSEC




Beanie Babies

Invest in your kids' college fund today - buy Beanie Babies!


Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show

B***hes gone wild!!


Target

Why shop at Walmart when you can pay more money for the same stuff and tell people that you don't shop at Walmart?



MaryKay

MaryKay -- Sure it's a cult, but hey, gotta love the pink Cadillacs



M&Ms

Melts in your mouth, not in your hand - well, except the color off the shell. That's permanent.




Walgreens

Better cheap a$$ hsit than WalMart, but still not as good as Target.




1-800-Flowers

When you care enough to send something, but not enough to worry about spending time looking for something at the store.




Paintballs

Nothing says love like a big splat of paint on your back.



Tropicana Orange Juice

For those who carve tart juice


Equifax

The credit bureau that'll rat out your effed up credit -- but with a cool name


AIM toothpaste

WTF? I was thinking AOL Instant Messenger!


Sears

Sears- where people shopped before Walmart existed

Coke

Coke - it's pretty useless without Jack or Captain.





Rolodex

A 1980s phenom!


Subway

Not as good as Jimmy John's but cheaper than Quizno's.





Milk.

Milk. For when you'd like to clear a room.



Coach.

Why pay 1000's of dollars when you can get the bootleg for 1/10 the price?


Lysol

When you want to smell farts and "Fresh Laundry"


Post-in Notes

"When you want to express yourself in the most annoying yet non intrusive way....also available in Suicide Blue"




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