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Did you all know.....
That Barbie has a last name!!! I was in a forum a while ago and we were discussing Barbie dolls. A couple of us became suspicious of Barbie because of her vast wealth...cars, beach house, swimming pool, the big rock on her finger (She didn't have a job, you know) Anyway, we came to the conclusion that anyone without a last name has got to be Shady. Imagine my shock, as I watched "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" and discovered that her full name is Barbie Roberts!!
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Mocha! Barbie has plenty of jobs http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif
Doctor Barbie Teacher Barbie Prostitute Barbie (oops! Joke!) But the first two are are actual barbies you can buy. ZetaAce |
Zeta, how could I forget that? There was even an Asronaut Barbie I believe! Barbie Roberts sure wears a lot of hats! But...what about Ken?? Did he not just live off of Barbie's wealth? I don't recall him having a job.
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Isn't she also in the WNBA!?! She's also an Olympian, aerobics guru, and I believed she once played in a band. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif
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I was just watching millionaire and I was like this has to be a trick question, I didn't know she had a last name.
But Barbie is a multi-career lady their, but house else could she afford all those cars, malibu houses and pay for all of her friends too. Plus you know she supporting Ken, he ain't got no job, he's always wearing that golfing outfit. But, Mocha did you see the question about Star trek I think that was a trick question cause we were all setting here thinking James Earl Jones was in star trek instead of Star Wars......I guess I'll never be a millionaire http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/frown.gif [This message has been edited by blu_theatrics (edited August 09, 2000).] |
she did play in a band! i had rock and roll barbie, complete with crimped hair and a pink crimped streak. denim and leather and a square record that you could play the rock and roll barbie song on. my fisher price record player never got so much use.
i had valentine barbie *which i think i was the only one who bought it* it was my first barbie, she's still in mint condition. she was a BRUNETTE *this was 1984 or 85, i think*. she had this red heart-shaped top and a white skirt with red hearts on it. ruby red lips...man, she was the bomb! i got graduation barbie in 97 when i graduated high school. *gift from my mum, ho knows how much i loved barbie* etienne sigma alpha iota oh, and sexy mocha...barbie "roberts" was just an alibi, i'm sure of it...she was a whore. :-) LoL ------------------ "red is the color of music and has been since the very earliest of times. the caps of faeries and musicians are well-nigh always red."~*~w.b.yeats "I think that happiness is when you can let yourself feel every emotion you want at any time instead of being a lying little fuck." - Tori Amos |
Barbie Roberts...that's interesting. So I guess Ken's last name is Roberts right? They did get married didn't they? If so, how could she marry a dude w/ no job?! I guess w/ all those jobs she had, he didn't need to have one!lol Did you see that new Barbie that swims now? That's kinda scary. Soon they're gonna make one that walks, then that's just gonna be really scary! Did anyone ever have that Twirler Curl Barbie where you got that little thing to put her hair in and it twisted it? Did someone mention having Rock 'n' Roll Barbie? I had that...it had a tape of Barbie and her band "singing". That was fun...aww the memories. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif
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"Roberts" could be an alias...she's rich enough to have many identities! Now, I did not know that she married Ken's free-loading ass!
ZChi4Life, I saw the commercial for the swimming Barbie for the first time last night...and it is VERY scarey! She actually swims! Now, the day she starts talking.....(just the thought of that sends shivers down my spine!) Blu_Theatrics, don't feel bad girl! I will never be a millionaire either! That was definitely a trick question about James Earl Jones! |
Did you guys know that there's a sorority meeting Barbie?! No joke- I saw one when I was on ebay. I think its pretty old-maybe from the '60's or earlier. She doesn't have letters, but she's going to a meeting! I thought it was pretty funny!
* I think her middle name is Milicent! [This message has been edited by SIUAGD (edited August 09, 2000).] |
in answer to the barbie marraige question, yes ken and barbie did allegedly get married. there was a wedding barbie AND a wedding ken. he was in a white tux with this awful shimmery white collar and cummerbund. he matched barbie's dress, whipped litle bitch that he was. anyway, my personal opinion is that somewhere out there is an alimony barbie. she left ken and got the porsche, the dream house and custody of thier baby *there WAS a pregnant barbie but they banned it because they said it was too anatomically incorrect...more on that later*. barbie, in her alimony settlement, was also granted a corporate position in ken's law firm, leaving him to be some broke-ass street walker *either that or a chippendale, my mind hasn't gotten that far yet* and barbie ran off with the pool boy, who was probably ken's frat brother....
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Sexy Mocha, I don't know if they got married or not. I thought they did cuz didn't they have a Wedding Barbie during some point in time? I can't remember. But making one that talks will definitely be the ultimate in frightening!
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You guys they DID make one that talks! Remember..."Math is sooooooo hard!".....Anyway, I'm just jealous of Barbie,I'd kill to have that body!
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Now you know Ken is the one colllecting alimony..... http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif
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You guys, this is so funny! Could you imagine men sitting around talking about G.I. Joe or some other "action" figure! LOL!
Preppie, I totally forgot about that Barbie! But she didn't move her lips did she? She just had a voice box right? Now if they made one that spoke AND moved her lips, watch out! That'll be too much. That one that swims is a trip though. Like I said, wait until they make one that walks! Imagine sitting in your living room and Barbie just walks in! I don't think I could handle that http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/eek.gif |
hmm, if you took a barbie that moves her lips, and a barbie that swims...would she drown?
buu_theatrics....are you SURE ken's collecting alimony? barbie STILL has the money to pay for all her stuff and ken's been wearing the same broke-ass golf outfit since the early 80's. and are you SURE that barbie wasn't the one getting married? does that mean that KEN married the friend? barbie was a MISTRESS? hey, maybe barbie was like heidi fleiss and sort of tricked out her girl, but she ended up falling in love with ken anyway. hey, it could have happened. and yes, barbie's middle name IS millicent. babs millie roberts...the third.... etienne sigma alpha iota and if my sisters knew i was on here talking about BARBIE....i thnk they'd vote me out of presidency.... ------------------ "red is the color of music and has been since the very earliest of times. the caps of faeries and musicians are well-nigh always red."~*~w.b.yeats "I think that happiness is when you can let yourself feel every emotion you want at any time instead of being a lying little fuck." - Tori Amos |
I didn't know Barbie and Ken were married!?! I thought they were just shacking up.
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LOL!!! This is hilarious! I love this topic! Yeah I remember when Barbie had kids, but maybe that was one of her friends now that I think about it. But maybe not <shrug>. Ok, I think maybe Barbie and Ken didn't get married. Remember Skipper? And didn't she have a man? Oh wait, wait, wait, I got it! Barbie and Ken had 2 friends named Tracy and Todd! THEY got married!! I'm almost positive it was them. Does anyone remember them or am I just going crazy?! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/eek.gif
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zchi4life,
tracy and todd?! i CAN'T believe you came up with that...you're RIGHT! tracy had red hair! i remember i thought that was cool cause i have red hair too. i don't think barbie and ken actually had CHILDREN. i know there was skipper, which was barbie's little sister...and kendra who came later, which was ANOTHER little sister. *and where are barbie's parents, i ask you??* there WAS a barbie which was "pregnant" and you could "take out" the baby/fetus but this was taken off the shelves rather quickly because it 1. gave children the idea that babies came from mother's "stomachs" and 2. you could pop off the front of her stomach and take out the child. not too anatomically correct. so i don't think barbie actually HAD children...maybe she was just the eternal babysitter. and about g.i.joe being a secret father of barbie's alleged children, i say definately. ken was SUCH a wuss! remember the "cool" version of ken that came with the earring? it was rumored that this version of ken looked to "homosexual" and was snatched up by gay men everywhere. seriously, ken was a pansy. barbie wanted a real man, ken was off playing golf or something *probably with tracy's husband todd" and g.i. joe was her "real american hero". 'nuff said. one more quick thing: i'd be VERY interested to know what the guys on this board think about this whole conversation. i know they've gotta be sitting at thier computers, reading these posts and thinking "no WONDER i still don't understand women...i'm trying to create serious topics and they're talking about barbie dolls". but we ladies ALL know this is a VERY serious topic... http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif etienne sigma alpha iota ------------------ "red is the color of music and has been since the very earliest of times. the caps of faeries and musicians are well-nigh always red."~*~w.b.yeats "I think that happiness is when you can let yourself feel every emotion you want at any time instead of being a lying little fuck." - Tori Amos |
I wonndered what happened to Barbie's parents also cause the girl has more siblings then I have fingers. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif
Let's see: There's Skipper,Kelly,Kendra,Marge(I think),and I'msure Barbie has a little brother too |
I say that they are all Barbie's illegitamat children and she just took them back when they got older and acted like they were siblings.
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You know, we could turn this into a very interestin soap opera! Barbie was never a kid, huh? That's where the mystery begins........
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midge WAS a friend of barbie's. my mother has a midge doll in our basement with HER barbie collection. midge was a brunette with freckles and a flip hairdo. my mom also has this red headed barbie doll...sultry-lookin' little chicky, she is. i remember a later version of midge that came out when i was a little girl...but i never had her.
**i HATE to divert the attention of the grup from barbie, but does anyone remember that barbie imposter from yesteryear, maxie?? my little sister had one. just wondering** and about the barbie soap opera...i'll write the screenplay if i can be casted in it, too!! etienne sigma alpha iota ------------------ "red is the color of music and has been since the very earliest of times. the caps of faeries and musicians are well-nigh always red."~*~w.b.yeats "I think that happiness is when you can let yourself feel every emotion you want at any time instead of being a lying little fuck." - Tori Amos |
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I had a Midge doll, who was she?? Was she related to Barbie, or was she just friends?
And the one in a Hawaiian oufit-who was she? It seems like forever ago...! |
Hey everyone,
I had the Maxie doll too (remember her cartoon? Why did she get a cartoon, but Barbie didn't? Or did Barbie have a cartoon?) Anyway, Maxie wasn't as cool as Barbie b/c she had bigger feet...they were huge compared to Barbie's. I think she was bigger overall. But even though she had big feet, at least her shoes stayed on better than Barbie's did. Man, all my Barbies were shoeless! LOL http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif But ya know, I liked Maxie's car...remember she had a little 4 x 4? That was sweet cuz I wanted a Jeep when I was little. But of course Barbie had that Ferrari, the house (wait, she had HOMES didn't she?), she had Ken and probably G.I Joe. Like that shirt says, that B**** had EVERYTHING!!! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif [This message has been edited by ZChi4Life (edited August 12, 2000).] |
I just had my co-workedread this topic (he's a man of course)
and he says we are some sick women with toooo much time on our hands, I say that we are well-defined females who have an imaginative mind http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif |
Men! Can't live w/ them, can't live w/ out them http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif I think this is the funniest thread I've ever read!
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Wow! I never knew she had a last name. I always thought she was just "BARBIE"! It's a good thing people watch "....Millionaire"
'cause I'd of never known that!!!!!! Katelyn http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/cool.gif [This message has been edited by Katelyn (edited August 12, 2000).] |
LMAO!! I am too mad at y'all and this 2 page thread about the life and times of Barbie. (but you know i'm jumping in) LOL Getting back to her many careers...it is my theory that Barbie is the reason why people can't find decent jobs. The chick has like 4,000 jobs! Every 2 months she has a new job...how does she get hired? She has an unstable job history. And if she's adding new ones, when does she work? How many hours does HER week have? When does hse have time to go to her Malibu beach house?
I'm glad someone brought up the siblings. Let's do some math. Barbie is like 40, right? Which means, IF she has parents (I've never seen them), they're like 60 - 65...What the HELL is she doing with a 2-year old sister (Kelly)??? Skipper I can understand, she's 16 or 17 but Kelly perplexes me. |
Have any of you seen this:
"Barbie.com, whoo, whoo, whoo! Barbie.com: first ask Dad or Mom!" I just saw the commercial as I was watching my Nick toons. Hmmmmmm....what will they think of next!?! 12dn94dst, speaking of "In Living Color" from the other thread, Barbie would put that Jamaican family to shame with all of her jobs! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif [This message has been edited by Serenity (edited August 13, 2000).] |
Okay Ya'll I didn't think Barbie had any kids. I thought she just had sisters, and wasn't there a little brother?
Anyway, do any of you watch Dharma and Greg, cuz I think that Barbie is like Dharma's ex boy, the one who lied about everything, because he was really some international spy of sorts. Did any one see that episode. Cuz, that would explain Barbie and her milliion jobs, houses, cars, outfits, an damn plastic shoes. lol She was only a perp. Does anyone remember the Heart Family? |
Yes, I remember the Heart Family! Now they definitely had kids. Didn't the mother have the same thing like Barbie where she could pop kids outta her stomach!? LOL! Man, what happened to them? Now there's Barbie.com? Ok, I gotta go check it out. You guys are gonna laugh at me, but guess what? I collect Barbies!LOL I just started last year. I only have 4 right now, but you all just wait...I'll have a ton. Barbie is gonna be worth some bucks if she's not already worth a lot right now. And I'm gonna be there to get a piece of da pie! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif Quote:
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If I'm not mistaking, Barbie is over 50 years old...how does she manage to look so young? How do you perform cosmetic surgery on someone who's already plastic anyway??Hmmm.
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The Facts, Just the Facts.....
Name: Barbie Millicent Roberts Hometown: Wisconcin,USA Age: 41 Barbie not only has over a billion jobs, but she has also served as a Medic Sergeant in Desert Storm. During that same year(1992), Barbie was also a presidential candidate. (I wonder who ran against her.) Ms. Roberts owns 43 pets, including a chimp and 21 dogs. After she graduated from Willows High School, she worked as a teen fashion model. Barbie also went to college. Since, we here on GreekChat represent many different colleges and universities, I'm sure one of us actually had her for a room mate or shared one or two classes with her. (Passed her in the hall once???) Anyway, do yall think she's part of a sorority?? I'm sure she is, afterall she is Barbie...the girl who has everything!! **Disclaimer** This info is actually true. It can be found easily via the web, and although it may appear that anyone who actually looks this stuff up has WAY too much time on their hands.....I do have a life.....don't I?? http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/confused.gif |
LMAO!!!Mocha, you are the bomb! That info is great! It's too funny!
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This thread is just too funny!
Mocha, I think there was a sorority Barbie a few years back. I don't remember the greek letters but it would make sense knowing she's a high achiever! We know she lives better than most people! Now, I have a question-Does anybody remember Barbie's African American girlfriend Chrissy? RedAngel |
ok I think I am goiong to find some kind of help group, I have been on here looking fo facts about barbie and ken for a few hours now
~but kens full name is Ken carson, no middle name was ever given to him ~Ken is only considered an "accessory" to Barbie by Mattel... making him the ultimate "boy toy" ~Alan (ken's friend actually married Midge (Barbie's friend) ~Kelly (one of barbie's sister's) was never heard of until the marriage of Alan and Midge(she was the flowergirl) (this futhers my idea that Kelly is actually the illegetimate child of Barbie, since she only appeared years after she was born to be in Barie's best friends wedding http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif) Why is it that all of barbie's friends nd family members seem to just drop off the face of the earth. I think the plastic CIA should take a look at this situation |
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!! This thread just gets funnier and funnier! Oh my goodness, we are a trip! Wow, so Ken has a last name too. Well that means that Ken and Barbie didn't get married. I wonder why not. And he's just an accessory? Interesting, very interesting. And what is up w/ all her friends and family just disappearing like that? Hmmm, a plastic CIA would be necessary indeed. Hey, that could be Barbie's next job! She can work for the CIA and find her own damn family! LOLOL!!:P
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