Ladies of Alpha Kappa Alpha, plz help!
 

I am very interested in being a member of Alpha Kappa Alpha! I have done my homework as far as research. I am currently an undergrad student at an excellent university but I am afraid that the AKA’s aren’t so excellent. :( I really do believe that being apart of this organization should be more than; pretty girls wearing 3 letters in 2 colors.

Unfortunately, the AKA’s here (most, I haven’t met the 3-4 others) are very unfriendly, rude, and by no means at all do they truly represent any of the qualities or standards of Alpha Kappa Alpha! As I’m sure many of you ladies are familiar with Facebook. On this site you can view the profiles of these ladies who are “sluttish” dressed and questionable posed. Not to mention using extreme profanity in their quotes and in “about me” section. I am still very interested in becoming a member but I am sad to say that I wish to have no affiliation with these ladies. I can guarantee that the founders of this wonderful sorority would be deeply dissatisfied and disappointed with these current members.

Finally, I am afraid that I may still be ignorant to some aspects of Greek life. Any links or advice would be greatly appreciated!

:calgontakemeaway:

** handing my sister-greek some bubbly and a gift certificate to her favorite spa**

((((((BIG HUG)))))))))

What is up with all these please help me threads!?!? :confused:
Oh and condolences to AKA that you guys are in all of them. :(

((((((((((((GC AKAs))))))))))))))))

WTF? You want to be an AKA but you want to insult all of them. That's class in a glass right there.

Ahhhh yes, Facebook. The most credible source on the internet.

Dear AKAs:

I sooooooo love your organization but I'm so scared. I'm scared I'm not going to be able to be a member before 2008. That means I will miss out on all of the fun. I won't be able to Skee-Wee or party in DC. I won't be able to wear pink and green. What can I do? Can you please please help me? PRETTY PLEASE!!!

Signed,

Ms. Dum Asse

^^^^
Just wrong! :p

HAHAHA!!! Good one KSU! :p

Is that what all this craziness is about? Everybody wants to be in for the big centennial shindig. LOL.

Well, honey ... since you just can't stand the thought of being affiliated with those "horrible" AKAs at your school, then there's nothing you can do. You can never be an AKA, because then you will definitely be affiliated with them - even if you did wait and try for grad chapter! It's just a shame.

You'll have to choose a different sorority instead. Look around on Facebook and see which orgs the properly covered girls are in.

Jesus wept.

OMGZ, it wolud be soooo cloo to see you as an AKA. Do'nt lislten tothse meenes on GC becuse they just hate on yuu. Tehy are odl and just stay onlien all de time.

lol :rolleyes:

Soror close your eyes and breathe. We have invoked a very interesting case conference!!! ;)

Platform V!!!

Psych Referrals...
 

Subject is under duress. Reads imaginary words on the Web without cross referencing to verifiable source(s). Externalizes and sensationalizes incidents and statements regarding certain peer groups. Uses harsh adjudication to describe interactions. Then requests abandonment although subject thinks this is her life course. Quick to note the accuracy of historical documents. Then states failure and lack of knowledge of subject matter. Requests assistance without appropriate phraseology.

What is your diagnoses, GC doctors?

Dr. AKA_Monet
Research Scientist
GC Hospital Chief

Remember, I have MD Consult and Uptodate access... :)

:D

AKA_Monet is now my favorite poster.

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

No Soror... More like this...

dear skee wees sawrahs,

i a gud woman when I's recruit on stage i's wunderin' ifs y'all recruits choose me with my gpa of 1.2 and sammon greens and appellet pink! deys dem purdy collas, ain't dey? Fcuk You Beulah Burke and d@mn you ethil hedmony liles!!! i dont give ass you to know about sistahliness! Vows? Wut vows? Ohhh... deem jackets was nice how i get a linename? So can i pledge with y'all?

Imma Da'ncirond'a Pole

with 5 kids from 8 daddies...

I believe the subject to be suffering from Acute Discretionitis, with underlying symptoms of Wannabes Syndrome. I believe the best course of action is for the subject to be treated with a large dose of RealityCheck and an injection of Don't Go There, Girlfriend.

If subject continues with no signs of improvement, the next course of action will be 10ccs of BeatDown. If treatment remains ineffective, I believe we'll just have to let nature take its course.

AlphaFrog
Dr. of Snarkology
GC Hospital Resident

:D

D, R, N, ITY???

Who in the hell left the gate open? :eek::(

Ha! :D

And to the OP: your post is a perfect example of why it is SO HARD to be an AKA. :(

Ahh, so this is the trend? So I guess in 2012 we will get a lot of 'Plz help, I wanna be a Delta!', then in 2019 we will get 'Plz help, I wanna be a Zeta!', then in 2021 we will get 'Plz help, I wanna be a Sigma!' Okay, I think I get it all now....;)

yup, it's the gift that keeps on giving! ;):rolleyes:

I am NOT insulting the Ladies of AKA! I was just making a point... i do believe that there are some bad apples in every bag. I don't think its a good idea to "hype up" or make something out of nothing!

Thanks anyway!

Well you made a fantastic point. I hope it keeps you warm at night in a way that membership in Alpha Kappa Alpha never, ever, ever will.

PS when I get fired for the laughter coming from my office it will be Soror Moderator AKA Monet's fault (with a little help from Soror AKA2d who had me at calgon...)

First of all.....I would just like to thank each and every one of you for the endless entertainment on this thread.


To the interested girl....
I would just stop typing at this point and leave it alone. You are making things worse for yourself. The world isn't as big as you think it is and people do talk...TRUST!

I am not greek and have never asked anyone in greekchat anything about MIP or anything that wasn't my business. I have never even discussed what sorority I hoped to join. Discretion is an absolute must if you hope to one day be granted membership into any organization. If it's something that you wouldn't ask a member on your campus, then you probably shouldn't ask it here.

Just my thoughts....

Hilarious!!!!!!!!! :D

I understand that Facebook is NOT the most credible source on the internet but these are pictures and quotes that were posted by the AKA's. If these were questionable pictures, they would remove them.

Awwwww you're so cute.

*Waiting for MGW's heli-mom to show up*

I am not sure what the intent of the OP comment was. Was she coming to tell? Did she think we were these anonymous young women's mothers? I don't get it.

Really. Stop.

You are coming across as disingenuous, unnecessarily provocative, and attention-seeking. You say that you want "help" in your initial tag-line, but you presume to negatively assess people that possess the very object of your alleged aspiration.

This behavior is counter-productive, and quite frankly, a disturbing display of self-sabotage. .... a quite curious dual symptomolgy -- Acute narcissism tinged with extreme presumption / egotism, yet strangely countered with self-opposition and and impaired judgment.

No good can come of this.

The only good coming of it is lots of laughter at the extensive clowning.

Honetsly, it's just another troll- GC is besieged by trolls lately.

Exactly!

Makes me glad that I won't be around for 2086! :D:D:D

Grand Rounds...
 

Dr. AlphaFrog,

There is no way we can hold involuntarily based on this person's said statements. I need more, evidence-based diagnoses to commit... She may need a full 2 200 ml charcoal expectorants or an inhalant break.

What do your fellow colleagues say on this afternoon's grand rounds?

Dr. AKA_Monet
Research Scientist
GC Hospital Chief

So Sad.