torn- NEED HELP ASAP!!!!
 

Last spring I pledged Care Bears thinking that it was the greatest sorority evah. Now these girls just annoy me. All they ever do is sit around and compare who's stomach is cuter. The only fraternity that will even mix with us is the Snorks, which says a lot. I totally should've been a My Little Pony with my long, shiny hair. But My Little Pony is too cool for school and doesn't need to COB. I never even got a pin from Care Bears, but I hear that Strawberry Shortcake is having a COB party tonight. Can I still be a Raggedy Ann? I'm torn I totally love Care Bears but I want to be in a better sorority. Help me ASAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You silly. :D

I say you have your mom call Care Bears' HQ to see if they'll send your paperwork over to My Little Pony. I mean, those rules about pledging other orgs, that's crap. No one listens to that cockamamie stuff. If My Little Pony is truly in your heart this semester, you should do it. Actually, when your mom calls, tell her to inquire about this thing called AI... she may be interested.

But, if none of that works out, there's no reason why you couldnt go to Raggedy Ann's COB events. They usually wouldnt mind a former Care Bear joining their org. Usually, though. I'm not saying they wouldnt ever mind.

Good luck! :)

P.S. Smurfs, Inc. is having an informational i heard. You should check it out. Wear as much blue as your can and be sure to tell them about your involvement with Care Bears - they'll be SO impressed!

I heart the Snorks, but the Wuzzles are where it's at. :p You should DA, transfer, re-rush, and become my sis in Rainbow Bright.

Oh sweetie, I feel your pain. But you say you want to be in a better sorority, and none of the four you mentioned is a top sorority nationally. Is your school so awful that those are the only houses on campus, or do you just know already that you could never be top-national-sorority material? Someone mentioned Raibow Bright, and I'm sorry, but the top national sororities consider Rainbow Bright to be wretched refuse just like the ones in your original post.

Best wishes!

I can't blame you -- I'd be ashamed if I was a member of Care Bears too!

After all we did to try and keep you from deactivating from our house? Now you just go and be a complete snob on greekchat in front of everybody? You are trashing our house's name! You are making us sound horrible! We should have just let you go! I don't know why you think it's okay to tell people that we only mix with the Snorks! That is just bad PR! The greek system at State U is weak enough right now as is without a little prissy b**** like you going around venting your feelings publicly on a national chat forum! You should be ashamed! I know CareBears is ashamed in you! That is Un-Carebear like behavior!

/Sorority Life

ETA:
You may be ashamed if you were a CareBear, but trust me, I'd be more ashamed at the CareBear's lack of judgement.

Have you thought about alumni intiation at all? I'm sure the several My Little Ponies on this board would be happy to sponsor you. Not me, of course, I'm too busy. But someone else.

umm... snaps to that?

I heard that She-ra is in a place to really be the top house next year... maybe you should go for them since care bears isn't working out.

But, I like the Snorks!

What do you know, you're probably a Pound Puppy?

Don't forget to wear the panty hose with the sequins up the back. :rolleyes:


HAHAHA! I <3 THIS THREAD! TLD, I missed you. :p

I say, just start a whole NEW sorority! Everyone's doing it, these days! :D

PS--If you want to draw a diverse group of members, you can always call yourselves "stuffed-animal BASED with an action-figure membership"...and feel free to flip-flop on that designation whenever it's convenient for you. :p

OMG

After reading this, I will personally make sure My Little Pony will never take you! Your hair isn't long and shiny enough for us anyway. We are "too cool for school" enough not to take someone so fickle she'd consider Strawberry Shortcake and Raggedy Ann. :rolleyes:

I'm going to make sure every My Little Pony chapter within 500 miles of you gets 15 no-recs from me and all of my sisters.

i never really went anywhere... but thx!


wow. i almost spit my mango rum-and-coke on the screen.

Almost. ::clutches sweet glass with TLC::

Reputations
 

If you really were classy you'd have joined Holly Hobbie, they are seriously the oldest sorority, and have the best Prairie Party formal. Don't even think about joining Polly Pocket, they are small; Strawberry Shortcake girls are fat from eating too many sweets, and are smelly; oh and the Precious Moments are church girls.

LMAO. well, it's worth a shot:

DITY?

*gasp*

like ohmigawd i can't believe you're a Rainbow Brite.

I heard last year at rush they wore the most hideous outfits. They didn't even match :(

I heard Rainbow Brite is the "lesbian house."

Remember the days when everyone wanted Cabbage Patch? They were by far the most wanted girls at one point. They disappeared for a while, but I hear they're really coming back strong!

You guys are being really MEAN! I mean, can't anyone say anything without, like, getting their heads bitten off??

Besides, we all know Fraggle Rock is where its at.

I am a legacy to Precious Moments, and they are not just "Church girls"! They have parties and serve TWO different kinds of lemon-ade, and put walnuts in their brownies. I even heard that an entire pledge class skipped Bible Group one wednesday to counsel one of the pledges who stayed out past 9:30 the night before.

I wanted to be a Prescious Moments but they didn't have them at my school. So I suicided Strawberry Shortcake, because I like to bake. And yes I know we are fat (I am a size 6), but who cares! There is more of us to love!

Cabbage Patch is only strong in the butch sense. Not even David the Gnome will mix with them.

Why are you girls being so mean to me? I can't help it if I go to a horrible school that doesn't have the "good" sororities. Why rub it in by recommending I join sororities that aren't even an option for me?

umm, even I know that the Fraggle Rock girls are cokeheads. Have you seen them lately?

here's what you do: screw ALL those mentioned above, and get with the Punky Brewster girls. they're nothing short of awesome. COB their chapter at your old school, and then transfer to Big Azz State U and transfer into that chapter. it seems like your only option right now.

I heard that the Punky Brewster chapter was supposed to get closed down 12 years ago. I will only join that as a last resort. Can you write me a rec?

emphasis on "supposed to." let's just say anything is possible when you "accidentally" come across some bad Shortcake. let's say they were doing some dirty baking and you won't be seeing those fatties around for a while.

but umm, rec? sure. i mean never mind that i'm a member of the 2-member School House Rock Sorority, Inc. I guess i could find time between all my stepshows and bringing diversity to campus like it's sexyback to write you one.

Don't lie. You don't step. You're too busy riding the train around conjunction junction to do anything meaningful like that. And just because you're teaching blind kids about circulation while Strawberry Shortcake is off galavanting with Rover, it does not make you diverse.

I am going through recruitment at Big Competitive State U and really want to be a Barbie!!!!!1111!!

And I am a Legacy! My mom was a Barbie at the same school, but she was dismissed for sneaking GI Joe into the house (this was before Ken) and revealing Barbie ritual info at a frat party. Do you think this effects my legacy standing?

Strawberry Shortcake is practically begging me to join, but HELLO I am a BLONDE and they are all REDHEADS!!

Oh, and I'm 28 and a senior and have two kids and one on the way - do you think Barbie will hold this against me????

Well a couple of years ago, one of the Barbies got kicked out for being pregnant when she wasn't married, so that may work against you. My Dogwalker's manicurist was a Barbie at Podunk College. She could totally write you a rec.

I just wanted to take a moment to let you all know.....
















That the distinguished gentlemen of Los gatos del trueno/Thundercats Fraternidad, Incorporados, will be having an interest meeting on Saturday evening at 19:83pm.

Tell no one. Discretion is key. In fact, don't even come. That wouldn't be discreet.

Thundercats: Hooooooooo!

no one with any shred of low self esteem would be caught dead hanging with the thunderkittens! it's all about the voltrons and their sister group the volettes, besides, they are SUPER diverse! they have land, sea and air teams, so HA!

What about becoming a Teletubby?

I'm pretty sure the creators of the Teletubbies are still alive. So that's a no.

All this strife is why I'm glad I'm a Jem. We know who we are, and we don't need anyone to define us. No one else is the same. We're Truly outrageous!

I heard the Misfits' songs were better.

you watch your MOUTH!

::snatches back rec, replaces with a huge ass NO-REC::

OMG i think i just died.

damn that kinda puts a LOT of orgs out of the running...*coughIotacoughalmostallLatinoorgscough*

an update
 

My mother called Josie and Pussycats nationals because she knows just how good I look in animal print. The woman was really nice and friendly and even offered to write me a rec, until she saw my measurements and realized that I'm a size 4! Apparently the absolute largest they will take is a size 2, and that's if you're a double legacy. I need to lose 50 pounds before they'll consider me. Their motto is No Fat Chicks. My mom tried telling them that I'm not fat, I'm just big boned, but they didn't want to hear it and hung up on her. She wants to sue them for defamation of character, but I'm scared that if she does that, then I won't get in anymore, and this is my one true home. What do ya'll think?

I heard a rumor that Beanie Babies is colonizing next year. They're really popular nationally, but the new chapter will be desperate for members. You should totally wait it out.

i think *someone* needs my rec back. :rolleyes:

maybe if you stop going to Shortcake's COB events and eating all their snacks, you wouldnt be in this situation.

and Josie and the Pussycats may be hot in animal print, but they party like rockstars. you wanna get caught up with that lifestyle, be my guest. plus i hear the Fraggle Rock girls are their suppliers. One of them tried to sell some stuff to me. she was so queer, she was all like, "i'm a pusher tld221, i'm a pusher." what does that even mean? like a drug pusher? probably.

weird.

OMG! Why are you being so mean to me? What did I ever do to you?! Srsly. You really must hate new posters.