Can you imitate your favorite GC poster?
 

It occurred to me that many here on GC have such a distinct style you can tell who they are even without their signature.

Then I wondered, would it be possible to guess the poster just from a "sample"? I'm not talented enough to do it, but if you are, how about this format.

Sample written in style of poster ...words words words.


You get the idea. So - anyone want to try? (and I'm sure the mods would want me to say - keep it nice, folks!)

If I wanted to imitate ksigrc, I'd just copy and paste one of the many ESPN.com comments here. Lot's of insightful stuff there.

Imitatytions of Greek Chatters = sure, why not!

It is Good, to be like others, and also to Be Individual.

This will bee a fun game, to see all of Your Answers.

Remember when I Founded a Local??? Oh the Memories!!

(i went in for the easy one before it got taken :) )

Your imitation would be more accurate if you used the maximum number of smilies allowed.

You. Are. A. Goddess.

Oh Well, I tryed! :D:mad:;) Next time, perhaps???:D:cool:

OMGosh..you are WAYYYY too grammatically correct. lol

Co-sign on the smilies! lol.

K-here's my try:

"Let me correct you on your details because I know everything about everything, but I will do so in a very charming way only because I want you to be informed of what is actually correct."

I don't know if I did it good.....but you should get it.

Ha! I know who that is!

Haha me too! The only know-it-all I actually like and don't mind being corrected by.

Okay, here's one of my favourites:

Stay in your lane. Thanks. Word to your mother.

Shut up you wanker. I need more vicodin.

Wow, this is a fun thread.;)

Typical from some starters and responders.:o

Replace ESPN.com with baseballprospectus.com/footballoutsiders.com and you're in business.

Dick.

no d***spin?

Totally forgot about Deadspin - ha, I steal prodigiously from Leitch as well.

Basically those three should cover it though.

EDIT: Add fake edit to keep on theme here. Grammer.

If you're looking for some good sources of smilies and emoticons, you might check these out:

http://smiley.smileycentral.com/down...mk788&spu=true

http://www.smilieshq.com/

http://www.aim.com/emoticons.adp?aolp=

http://messenger.msn.com/Resource/Emoticons.aspx

http://messenger.yahoo.com/emoticons.php

http://www.anikaos.com/japanese_emoticons.html

(And thanks, I think, AlwaysSAI and AlexMack. ;) )

More political cartoons on internet emoticons, taken from the Op-Ed pages:
www.cagle.com

LOL...I had that SAME thought!!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...rustrating.gif

cagle.com and the political cartoons. How could I have omitted cagle.com and the political cartoons?

Shame on you:eek::cool::p;):):D

I got one..

You asked a stupid question. I'm going to call you on it because I can and I will get in your face with no apologies. You gotta problem with that? I'll kick your cyber ass and then laugh at you with my Greekchat homies. Get on my bad side and I will create a brand new a**hole just for you. So tuck your tail in and run away (damn PNM's who ask too many frickin questions) By the way, since I am a walking (cyber) NPC encyclopedia, I can answer all of your NPC questions with laughter and sarcasm but if not, check the damn green book. What?!? F*** YOU! I aint’ afraid of you, bring it on bitch! Take that! Gives a swift kick to the groin area of poor victim..(laughing & high-fiveing{sp?} as she is on the way to the bar to meet her GC drinkin buds)

:p

I think I figured this one.

;)


I've got one too...

PNM " I've read all the book about your org, but could you tell me exactly and specifically how to obtain membership in your org??"

*Locks thread*



PNM "The members on my campus won't talk to me about joining your org. Is there something wrong with me?"

*Locks thread*



PNM " My mom / aunt / sister / grandma / cousin is a member of your org and I've talked to her, but could you tell me what you think my chances are for getting in?

*Locks thread*


Strange person " My mom / aunt / sister / grandma / cousin was a member of the chapter at State U and I'm looking for any reference about her and that chapter. Can anyone here help me?"

*Locks thread*


This person does not say much, but is all action. :cool:

"You guys are so immature! You all suck. There's no reason to be so mean to me and call me names. I am NOT stuck up, I can't believe you'd all be so cruel. OMG, I don't even have anything against people at Target, I just said I'd never shop at WAL-MART because I don't associate with trashy people. You all just misunderstood what I meant, there's no need to gang up on me." *huffs away another thread*

God forgive me, but that was highly amusing....:cool:

"flounce"

Hee hee..I got it right:p

Hey yinz guys!! Get me a sammich and a Rolling Rock.

Okay...so I was waiting for someone else to post so I wasn't double posting....


But, since it's taking FOREVER....

I spotted letters. Letters here there and everywhere!!!

Have you met my twin?

Seriously?!

And no, sister music greek, I haven't met your twin yet, but I've heard about her. ;)

Oldschool
 

"You wrote another snarky post about me. I'm going to go through public records to add more things to file I'm keeping about you."

A) Not oldschool. Gamma Chi is oldschool. Ho be lookin' like a predator is old school.

B) She's NO ONE'S favorite poster....except maybe Earpus.

Four diner tonite its Gooey Buns and salad with Bleu Cheese Dresing, of coarse.

SERIOUSLY???!! Ok, you're wrong AND stupid. Just take your ball and go home, no one likes you here, even though this is your first post ever. Do your research and STFU! Come on, GC Homies, let's get her!

Too easy. :cool: What can I say? I love to hate you. And for once, I mean that in a nice way, SERIOUSLY!!!

oh you stole mine!

Here's the problem...you've got a virtual smorgasbord of posters here...

Obivously Me{SERIOUSLY???!! Ok, you're wrong AND stupid.}

Drolefille {Just take your ball and go home,}

There's a couple options here, although I'm not one {no one likes you here,}

Me {even though this is your first post ever.}

NPHC Groups {Do your research}

Me again {and STFU!}

Once again, there may be a couple options, but I don't "sic" people...I can stand on my own, that's for sure {Come on, GC Homies, let's get her!}