The last time I...
 

Ok another game to pass the time.

Poster A (THE POSTER BEFORE YOU) will say something in the vain of: "The last time I __________(fill in some activity, occurence, etc), _____________________.

Poster B (YOU): fill in the backstory. make us laugh, make us cry, make us forget we're at work passing the time. but keep it brief - its summer and we don't need any essays up in hurr.

Then you become Poster A and create your own "The last time I..." for the next person. Kapeesch? Let's see where this goes - I'll start with an example.

The last time I celebrated a birthday, there wasn't enough cake to go around. Did you know that fool (the friend's birthday we were celebrating) had the nerve to take back everyone's slice, RECUT them, and then give them out again?? There was still not enough to go around, but at that point i aint even want anymore cake!


Now your turn: The last time I went to a carnival/amusement park...

The last time I went to a carnival was about 2-3 weeks ago in DC for the Carribean Parade, and outfits were phenomenal, but the police stopped the music prematurely and that sucked :(

The last time I fell down in public...

my heel got caught in a gap in the sidewalk. briefcase, purse, cell phone went flying everywhere. and there was this drop dead gorgeous older fella sitting on a bench not too far from me. i made a quick recovery but ran to my car... :D



The last time i got into an argument, ___________________

he took my car keys and hid them. so i left the next morning in HIS car, let the air out of the tires in my car, and took his AAA card :cool:...hehe

the last time i went to the grocery store,_____________

the last time i went to the grocery store, I had on my 'it's Sunday I dont give a dayum gear" replete with rumpled Dallas T.O. jersey shorts, and man slippers (clean drawls tho......), a lil crust in my eyes, mawnin breaf,dredds flying ere' which way and 2 chicks were still eye balling me like I was beef.


The last time I snuck into a movie,

the last time i went to the grocery store, I forgot my stinking check card at home and had to put everything back! :o

The last time I took a sick day, ______________________

Two at once-lets see-

The last time I snuck into the movies I got caught and ended up spending the next three weekends washing police cars as part of my diversion program.

The last time I too a sick day, I was really at Kings Island.


The last time I had alcohol ______________

I decided that I would sing the entire score to The Phantom of the Opera...and the toddler and baby joined in.


The last time I washed my car________________

ummmm, i guess i can't answer this one. :o carry on!

Was during the Electrical Thunder Storm, washing au natural...

The last time I spoke to my mom/parent_______________

Was this morning. He was pissing me off, so I put the phone on mute and told him what I really thought!! If the phone was not on mute I would be afraid to go home!;)


The last time I rode a bike __________.

The last time I rode a bike, I fell off!

The last time I farted, ______________.

It STANK!!! And I spray all kinna Lysol...

The last time I pumped up the volume bumping the latest beats lacking bass 'cuz that's my SONG,______________________.

my LS smacked me for singing all loud and wrong. YOU GAVE ME CHEDDAR (not you make me better).

The last time I broke into a sweat, I was ______________.

Sitting at the laundry mat today, where there is no AC, drying my clothes because my stupid dryer is broken.

The last time I went on a vacation I, ______________________________

i enjoyed the warm clear water in St. Thomas because i havent been to the beach in 3 years. YES!

The last time I watched the news, I ____________________________

The last time I watched the news, I was shocked to find out that teens are apparently stealing nighttime medicine and adding it to heroin! WTF!

The last time I went to the club, ____________________

Was at "The Bug" in London, UK--it was hip hop night and they wanted to stay. It was the crypt of some church near Brixton.

The last time I drove 10 miles+ over the speed limit, __________________

I was speeding right past a Sheriff's Department patrol car and immediately slowed way down...then had to go the exact speed limit for the next fifteen miles until the car behind me passed me and I realized it wasn't the cop at all.

The last time I smoked a cigarette, ______________.

Was two months ago...I'm very proud of myself, quitting is hard!

The last time I applied for a job...

The last time I applied for a job... I actually got it! I start in two weeks and it better be good! I'm just not excited about wearing a suit everyday.


The last time i left a job...

(A year ago) I used my pregnancy as an excuse - I was tired of working 7 days a week - pregnant or not! I will never do that again.

The last time I got drunk I....
(yes, I know I'm opening the door...lol)

The last time I got drunk I ended up puking in the toilet with my 4year old patting my back saying "Mommy's sick, poor Mommy".

The last time I went to a gas station I...

The last time i went to a gas station it was to buy some ice cream after that night of drinking (ForeverRoses beat me to posting about the last time i got drunk.)



The last time I Wiki'ed something...

It was following a direct link. I don't wiki stuff. Actually it might have been encyclopediadramatica.

The last time I ate fast food, I...

was like "damn that was FAST!" (it was chinese food... not that it tends to take forever anyway)

The last time I read a magazine...

...i wondered if, in fact, Cosmo ever got that memo from women:

Dear Cosmo.

we all know at least 50 ways to make a man orgasm, the 42 spots he won't tell you he likes kissed, 8 ways to ask a man out, 22 ways to wear your hair like Lindsay Lohan, 10 new ways to wear the color orange, and the top 300 things to ask our gyno. please stop.

sincerely, america's women.

the last time i tried to put something together myself...________________

YES! EXACTLY!!!! which is why i flip through Maxim and FHM at the newsstands. way more entertaining cover stories.

I didn't try - i ROCKED IT! (i put together my friend's TV stand in his new apartment. poor guy didnt stand a chance. he spent 15 minutes reading directions, i spent 20 minutes putting the thing together! don't worry i gave him his testicles back.)


The last time I went to the ATM, ______________________________

Bank of America had installed these super cool new ones, they dont require envelopes for deposits, you just stick everything in a tray and it counts it automatically. now ive been making excuses to go deposit stuff just to see it work lol!

note to tld221: i <3 maxim. my dream is to one day look as smokin hot as half the women in there...

the last time i called in sick to work....

Cosign on the Maxim love.

Last time I called in sick to work, I was pregnant with my now 9-month-old beautiful baby girl...and retching all over my apartment! Eww!

Last time I saw my best friend, _____________.

she rhoyally pissed me off with some BS and havent talked to her since. but then i heard her apartment flooded... hard to hold a grudge.

The last time I ate pizza...

I ordered a veggie pizza and removed all of the green peppers!






The last time I tried on a swimsuit, I ___________.

Thought how godawful pale I am (stupid celtic genes, I hate being English sometimes!)

Last time I saw someone dressed up for Harry Potter book releases I...

I died laughing cause of the sheer riduculousness of the situation. But then i realized that Harry is the REAL DEAL for some folks.

:shrugs: everybody's gotta have their something.


the last time i gave/received flowers...

The last time I received flowers was from a creepy patron (AKA library customers) who has the hots for me. It was as big as a Miss America boquet (sp). The whole time I was wishing it was from someone else.

*slight hijack* There was a boy yesterday who looked just like Harry Potter at our celebration party yesterday. *end hijack*

The last time I went to a movie...

...I could barely hear the soundtrack from the amount of popcorn crunching from the man behind me!




The last time I celebrated my birthday...

The last time I celebrated my birthday was Friday because I told my co-workers that it was my birthday even though it wasn't.:o:D

The last time I ate something that grossed me out was________________

These bizarre altoids that a guy had at work. He wanted me to eat try one because they don't have aspertame in them. I made horrible face the whole time I was sucking on the terrible thing. My boss laughed at me.


The last time I saw my brother(s)/sister(s)________

Was like 5 minutes ago, scouring our always empty refrigerator for food.

The last time I updated my blog, ______________________

was because I awoke to a box of raisins that had been devoured by my chinchillas the night before. They are not allowed to have a lot of raisins--max 1 per day--because of the high sugar content in them. So, I called my vet, she squeezed us in and each of my boys got an IV of subcutanious fluid so that their kidneys would not go into toxicity. So, I posted a blog titled "The Amazing Chinchilla Rescue".

The last time I talked to my ex-boyfriend/girlfriend______________