Masturbating trespasser booted from Pike house
 

http://media.www.michigandaily.com/m...-2791352.shtml

Police have been unable to locate a woman who entered the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity house without permission on Thursday and began to masturbate on a couch.

While fraternity members were eating in the dining room, a woman entered the house's living room, took off her clothes and started masturbating, said LSA junior Dan Nye, the president of the Washtenaw Avenue fraternity.

Ooooooh damn, I thought it was going to be some pervert guy, and it turns out to be a woman. :eek:

She must have been ugly as hell in order for the guys to call the cops on her. Otherwise, they would've just joined in.

I wonder how many people's first reaction would be to assume it was a guy? (I know that was my first assumption.)




Half an hour?

They did let her stay there for half and hour before they called the cops on her!

True. LOL

At first I wondered about that too, but one of the comments on the website offered what seems to me to be a fairly logical rationale for that (and not the risque one you might expect)...

Couches
 

"Fraternity members said they will throw out two couches in the living room because of the incident, Nye said."


TWO couches? Wow. Gross.

What the heck :eek: I really thought it was a guy, how sexist of me. Hmmmmm, are they sure that woman wasn't up to some kind of prank? OK here comes an off the wall conspiracy theory, maybe she was trying to distract them while a cohort of hers cased the house for goods they can steal at a later date.

DO WOMEN REALLY DO THIS?:eek:

No, women have zero libido. This story is a giant hoax because no woman has ever masturbated ever.

A reader on my site apparently witnessed it and wrote this, amongst other things:

"I'd love to make it out that she was a hottie, she was freakin' disgusting--thin but she looked like she'd spent a few days with Edward Scissorhands."

Makes my laugh, and my stomach churn, at the same time.

LMAO

I was wondering the same thing-TBMK I have never heard of a woman "perv" even close to this.
At least sane ones:D ;)

http://www.totallycrap.com/galleries...ng_trespasser/

Possibly a picture of the trespasser. Seems to match up with the description. NSFW!

WOOF.

She looks like a man with thighs.

And I don't really understand why it took them 30 mins. to figure out it wasn't a hoax.... but ooook!

I feel evenly divided between mental illness and doing it as a dare/hoax as the explanation here.

(The woman's talking on the phone plus the leaving when the police are called seems to indicate some connection to reality but maybe not.)

And I have to agree with Tom a little: I have never heard of another incident of a women being sought or arrested for something like this, and yet I've read news stories and watch TV crime dramas based on the idea of guys doing this.

And yes, OTW, "woof" indeed. Kind of rabid looking too.

To quote my Australian friends, "feral" is the word that I would use. And yes, I am thinking mental illness is at play here.

In other news, the guy in Photo #1 in the ballcap looks totally skeeved out.

I don't know of any arrests, but women masturbating in semi-public is not unheard of. There was a quite amusing thread with stories of women doing this on the TMMB recently. I've also had two female friends who have admitted to doing it. Then again, I don't think any these women are your.....errrr average woman, lol.

I agree, and if she didn't um, please herself, at a fraternity house, then I doubt it would have been big news.

Wow, just like those japanese schoolgirls in the cartoons.

If so she doesn't look that bad. But then I wouldn't call her thin either.

The infamous couch in question is for sale on eBay.

item# 160101254510

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

if she was cute, the cops might not have been called

She's not fat, but not thin.

ROTFLMAO....she looks strange!

I totally though you were making that up, but there it is....

WOW...

damn and to think I just spent all that money on Britney Spears hair, now I can't get the masterbator couch.

What a disapointment!:D

Only $50.00! Quite a bargain....

Put long blond hair on her and her facial features look just like Anna Nicole (rip).

It's funny that some of us might be excusing this behavior if only this girl were more physically attractive.

At least I take that from the "woof" comments.

lol:D

My thoughts too.

Well, at least she didn't touch anyone.

*pees her pants laughing*
 

Wow, I certainly thought this was going to be a post about a guy masterbating...are we still certain that isn't a guy? (that picture is disturbing to say the least) She prolly was desperate and figured walking into a house full of guys, getting naked and masterbating would prompt one of them to...ummm..how to put this delicatly...do her? She looks kind of scary crazy like. And the guy in the first picture, his face is priceless.