The Truth Is...
 

Here's a new thread where we tell it like it is.

I'll start:

The truth is that I can't iron, and I don't want to learn.

Everytime I see a dwarf/midget, I think of Charla/Mirna (because I can't remember which one is which) and it makes me want to throw the dwarf/midget off a bridge.

as much as i want to be a teacher, i really dont care for kids.

everytime somebody uses the word 'good' instead of 'well' i REALLY want to punch them

and i am so procrastinating right now

- m

The truth is: Im a vegetarian but I love the smell of bacon!

I love my kids, but I hate (taking care of) everyone else's.

At least when mine misbehave, I can whack them upside the head.

I wish I had majored in Parks and Recreation Management and had then become a park ranger.

The truth is that I don't remember most of the people on my graduating HS class' myspace. I have no clue who they are. And, I have such little desire to go back and see the pricks that I do recognize.

The truth is... I don't think I ever want to have children, just dogs.

My mom would not be so happy if I told her this.

The truth is, I can't stand kids and I can't tolerate seeing 8,000 pictures of my roommate's nephew anymore. Also, I think 90% of babies are ugly but 100% of dogs are adorable.

The truth is, I always act like I have the balls to take big actions, and I honestly rarely do and wish I could. And the last time I can remember I did, the truth is, I think it had to do with meeting a certain person only I didn't know it at the time.

The truth is...

-I've partied far more while in grad school than in undergrad.

-A relative of mine has absolutely NO talent in music! This person has been trying to make it into the music business for 30 years! :eek: :o :(

-I don't see what's the hype about following things that many people seem to enjoy: chocolate, bowling, camping, taco bell, huge penises, milk, hamburgers, sandwiches, 80's music, working for a corporation, the mall, and baseball.

-People who lack assertiveness freak me out.

-I have more anxiety coming out as bi to my gay/les/bi friends than anyone else. I'm not ready for the change in dynamics that may occur...that's all I have to say about that.

oh god yes. i'll fess up to that one too

-m

The truth is things are pretty good right now. But the grass always looks greener on the other side. I need to stop thinking "what if". Yeah, maybe I would have been happier with a different major in school and a different career path now. But more likely than not, I would have been jobless and miserable.

The truth is yes I have had my heart broken but I am a better person for it and if you'd have a honest conversation with me before 19 April I would probably take you back

The truth is, you've got some serious work to do before I'll trust you again.
The truth is, you can tell me as much as you want that you're not going anywhere, but until I have a ring on my finger, you're free to go and I know it.

The truth is I think people who watch American Idol and Grey's Anatomy should be eliminated from the gene pool, now.

Also, should I have known this about Dionysus earlier than just now?

The truth is I was supposed to go out on a date tonight at 7pm. It's now going on 10pm. I just woke up about 10 minutes ago. I over slept.:o

The truth is that I'm scared as hell to assert my independence from my parents because I that know that, legally, my parents can take 90% of everything I own because it's in their names, and if I piss my dad off, he WILL do it. More than anything in the world, I want to be my own person and prove that I can take care of myself, but then again, I'm terrified to make an attempt at adulthood and fail.

The truth is this thread is reminding me of the Fantasia song.

Oh and ditto valkyrie on the should we have known this?

HAHA...librasoul picked up on this several years ago.

But that's fine for not noticing, I suspect when some people's gaydar goes off too soon, they are totally going by stereotypes (not librasoul, but people IRL).

While I hate my school and really need and want to graduate, I will have better opportunities available to me once I get that piece of paper.

the truth is i think you should've started a thread titled "in this thread we talk about Dionysus being bi" because that's how i get the scoop around these parts. :p

the REAL truth is... dunkin donuts is giving out free iced coffee for the first day of spring. so yall should hit that.

the truth is that in HORRIBLE las vegas we have no dunkin donuts :(

The truth is...some people are vegetarians...I'm a fairtradetarian. I won't touch coffee unless I'm 100% certain it's fair-trade certified. Which sucks because I really love Dunkie's hazelnut iced coffee with extra extra. It tastes like candy!

The truth is Cali has no Dunkin' Donuts either.... :(

The REAL REAL truth is . . . I don't like Dunkin' Donuts or coffee.

But I do like liver and haggis.

The Truth is...I actually considered this fact when the Boy suggested I move to Vegas.

The Truth is...when Boy boy bought up the new place I might be moving, I immediately went onto the interweb, and looked up if the city/surrounding area had the following (and in this order): Target, Dunkin Donuts, Whole Foods. Then I told the Boy I would consider it. It does.

Liver is awesome! So is steak and kidney pie! The truth is, most of you don't know what you're missing.

:( Awww shucks! There I go. ;)


The truth is, some people should NOT wear open-toed shoes. To the lady I met today, stick to closed-toe shoes please. If your toes are longer than my fingers and actually stick out of the top portion of your sandals, either cover those tootsies up or get a bigger shoe. Vanity bedamned!

The truth is...I'll probably miss my 8 am class tomorrow because I will have stayed up all night, watching 6 glorious hours of X-Files reruns. And I really won't feel that bad about it.

The truth is you had me until haggis. But I've never tried it, so I won't judge:).

*I can't stand collard greens, hot sauce and gumbo*

*When I fall, I fall HARD*

*I can't stand people I associate myself with*

*I don't feel I'm "black enough" sometimes*

*I think I was born in the wrong year.*

*I'm really questioning myself right now*

Wow. This feels really good!

The truth is, when I was younger, I wanted to have a family of my own... but recently I'm beginning to think I'm too selfish to have kids. I want the kick-ass high-powered corporate career and want to open a doggie day care when I retire early. I don't want to feel guilty about not spending enough time with kids like so many women I see in my field. I think having the cutest puppy in the world is enough for me :confused:

I always feel black enough. I get sick of people trying to make me feel otherwise. My being light-skinned, speaking standard English, and wearing clothes that actually fit do not make me any more white than standing in my garage makes me my Honda.

The truth is I like you. We are ---->here<-----:)

Wow thanks! --->here<--- (That's cute, I'm gonna have to steal that!)

"...do not make me any more white than standing in my garage makes me my Honda."

That is hilarious. But that's it exactly. My clothes, my vocabulary, the music I listen too, and the school I go to make me "white". Which in truth is ridiculous cause I love my ebonics, my Chris Brown, The Pack, Hip-hop/R&B, my favorite NPHC fraternity & sorority, and all of those things. I just balance it with a little Blink 182, History Channel, Vanessa Carlton, Laguna Beach, etc.

LOL, What's our age again???:D

Veritatem dies aperit
 

The truth IS:

• I'd probably be better off financially if I chose NOT to get MARRIED and I truly love and am utterly devoted to my husband. But he gets on the LAST nerve. The last one.
  
• I probably be an Associate Professor if I moved to Salt Lake City, Utah. But, I'd probably take a knife to my throat still thinking "Californian" as I do.
  
• Everything is probably just fine in my life, but my worry genes are mutated.

The truth is, if you like liver, you'll probably like haggis -- especially if you have some good Scotch to go with it. ;)