Drinking and the Lord
 

Now some of you know that I have had, well, let's say "problems" with alchohol and blanking out in the past. But, I prayed to Jesus, and I no longer associate with people who drink alcohol.

I know there is an abundance of unsaved trash on this board, so let's all bring ourselves to Jesus during this holiday, or he'll torture you in hell.

So then why bother posting on here?

Cool. I didn't know Jesus took personal charge of the torture. I'm excited now! Course I'm Catholic so I can't be "saved."

Interesting.

If you read the Bible a little more closely and consider its message a little more carefully, you might find that you may someday share some rather tropical accomodations with those you no longer associate with.

You will be the one in the corner throwing rocks (rather "casting stones") at everybody.

But we get wine in church :)

YAY ALCOHOL

Not to mention that if Jesus were so anti-alcohol, why would he turn water into wine?

True that.

Not that it's very good wine...

Wait, does that mean when we're drinking the Lord, we're not with the Lord because of our alcohol consumption?

Oh the irony!

Well that's why more people need to be Jewish- the blood of Christian children is much better than wine. :p

You do indeed skip that intermediary step of transubstantiation...

Come now, you all know why she doesn't drink...

because drinking leads to dancing, and we all know what happens when people start dancing.

My mom says that you are all unsaved trash.

Does your Mom look at all like Piper Laurie?

Have you bychance been asked to prom by someone from the football team?

Does Amy Irving feel sorry for you?

Um, what do you and your mom say about the whole 'judge not lest ye be judged' and 'pray for your enemies' thing?

Y'all are idiots if you guys actually believe that it's the real KV.

Who is KV? I thought we were just feeding a troll.

WTH is a 'KV'?

Now I gotta cut loose.... footloose... kick off your Sunday shoes... :p

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
 

Daughter went to party, got drunk and had sex.

Daughter told Christian mom she was raped so she didn't have to admit that she had sex.

Daughter & mom create a website blaming everything on her "evil, satanic" sorority.

Daughter & mom are proven in court as the nutjobs they are.

The end.

Is KV any where close to KY?

V is getting over the top again!:eek: = GAG!

All aboard the bus to hell!!

Have you watched "Totally Awesome?"

"They kicked off their Sunday Shoes and danced until their feet came loose. We lost a lot of good feet."

Hahaha that film was awesome. "This is the world's smallest, most powerful computer so we're going to have to confiscate it."

Pledged has failed me as a resource again, what the hell?!

That movie was totally awful! But in a good way :D

How could Pledged, a completely truthful, honest, openminded look at sororities ever let you down as a reference?

My coolness ranking is slipping! That beeyotch got that ChiO website shut down before I got to it. Also she posted lyrics from greekchat. What a whore.

+3 Coolness :cool:

I saw that website. I just thought it was done because the girl probably did not get to be chapter president, so to get back at the chapter she made the website. Very vindictive.....:mad:

I was young enough when I saw it that I didn't really know any better. I wonder if I would have remembered it when I went through recruitment if ChiO's had been on my campus.

Dear carnation, AXO Alum, and lifesaver...

"You can run, but you can't hide!"

[insert deer in headlights e-card here]

Love,
You know who

obviously it's not, but that doesn't mean it's not the worst gimmick account in history

(commodus said so, even)

"Trolls (like Bad Farts) ONLY go away when completely and utterly ignored and no one posts anything on any of their posts...any "fanning of the fumes" just gets them all happy to offend all over again."

What if they're entertaining enough that you don't mind if they come back? (For those of us who weren't around the first time at least)

EDITED BECAUSE I'M NOT AS MAD ANYMORE.
(But I still felt like using Size 9 Font)

Tell em why you mad, son!

You're missing a few ns in sonnnnnnnn.

\m/ (because I can)

But tell us how you really feel, OTW :)

I know the V's put you through a lot. I saw some of it and I was only around for the tail end of the drama. But Drolefille wasn't around, and neither were a lot of current GC'ers. Cut 'em some slack.

To everyone: I think it's time we stopped feeding the troll.

I edited my post because drolefille and I took care of it in PMs.

Sometimes I wish John would just leave those posts in the general forums just so that people won't have to ask about them (or the psycho reverend) each time an "incarnation" comes up. Leave em locked...but leave em out there so everyone can see the what kind of people they are. There's no real need to keep em hidden in the Moderators Corner (if even that).

But John doesn't give a shit unless you SPAM GC so all this is falling on deaf ears anyway.

Ok, gotcha.... I saw your post and went "whoa..." I know you went through a lot of stuff with them.

I'll shut up now.

This is the benefit of having been on GC forever. As I scrolled down I was looking at everyone's join dates and thought to myself "these people have NO idea."

Two guesses whose sockpuppet it is. First guess doesn't count. :X

Before I entered the theme park that is the Lord's good graces, I sometimes acted in an unGodly manner. Now, I'm so close to Jesus that we have joint checking.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some shopping to do.